but all o care about is the two times u were nice to me

films to watch

so i saw a post listing films in foreign languages and i thought i could expand on the list a little bit but my addition got so massive i decided to move it to a separate post. this list will focus on my target languages and feature a little bit of french as well just to spice it up. 

films are good for several reasons

  • usually quite fun
  • actually challenging if u watch w/o subtitles and the easiest way to achieve immersion in the privacy of your home
  • “productive procrastination”
  • might give u cultural insight as well
  • or encourage you to learn some history!!!!
  • i’m really tired of people watching almodóvar and being like uuuuuuhuuuu look the great spanish director and forgetting that not only are there spanish films not directed by almodóvar but also that spanish is spoken in other countries as well and GUESS WHAT they produce culture

ok here we go!!!!! im really lazy and my computer is agonizingly slow so i can provide no links. if something interests you search for it et voila

WARNING!!!!! long post 

spanish

  • magia salvaje - this is an uber cool colombian film showing largely unexplored areas of colombia which i think is the most beautiful country on earth. it was recommended to me independently by a friend from my spanish class and my colombian pen pal gal. from its website: “magia salvaje es la cinta del mundo natural más ambiciosa realizada en el país (…) [realizada en] 85 locaciones y 20 ecosistemas. (…) un tributo a la belleza de colombia“ tl;dr: cool shit u should watch, it’s available on yt
  • señor ávila - a p good series filmed by the mexican hbo starring tony dalton as an exemplary father and husband that starts working as a paid killer for the mafia, but it’s not all peachy because it affects his personal life and his son gets into some really deep shit. gets a bit grim at times but good nevertheless
  • retrato de un comportamiento animal - really cute indie film made in uruguay. an unlikely couple on a trip to brazil. expect nice landscapes and voseo
  • relatos salvajes - dark humour from argentina, a series of episodes in which people go absolutely bonkers over the most petty shit and also get p violent when you wouldn’t expect them to be. produced by pedro almodóvar if that serves as any recommendation.
  • la historia oficial - another one from argentina. drama. set during the dictatorship and based on true events, follows a family through a period when they would literally tear lil kids from their mothers and drown the parents if they were enemies of the state. watch it
  • juana la loca - spanish historical drama about their queen joan the mad
  • el laberinto del fauno - can we just, omg, ok, i love that film so much. fantasy, set during the civil war in spain. a little girl discovers this world with monsters and other creatures and it’s scary as shit but she goes through these adventures because she cares for her family. watch itttt
  • doce hombres sin piedad - this is the spanish version of the american classic 12 angry men, recorded in 1973. you can watch it on youtube.
  • gran hotel - spanish tv series, historical drama sort of downton abbey style. weird shit is happening in this lovely hotel, what do we do??? apparently available on netflix
  • como agua para chocolate - cute film “about how life used to be in mexico” (imdb) based on the p famous novel by laura esquivel. lovely colours, romantic love and a lot of nice food
  • los diarios de motocicleta - starring gael garcía bernal in an adaptation of che guevara’s memoir in which young che travels the world on his motorbike
  • no - ok this is some amazing shit (oscar nomination holaaaa). it’s a chilean film with gael garcía bernal set in the 1980s. in 1988 pinochet held a referendum in which basically if u said “yes” he stayed as te country’s official and lawful leader and if you said “no”, well, he went. the film is about the campaign that sought to get rid of him
  • talento de barrio - sorry but i couldn’t omit that one. it has daddy yankee in it, period.

italian

  • la dolce vita - please do yourself a favour and watch it
  • la grande bellezza - as above. this is my favourite film of all time. look for the soundtrack on yt and you will know why
  • il bidone - early fellini follows petty thieves in rome
  • il prefetto di ferro - set in the 1920s. giuliano gemma as cesare mori aka the iron prefect who comes to palermo to deal with the gangs. good shit
  • ladri di biciclette - directed by vittorio de sica, set in post-ww2 rome, “a masterpiece of italian neorealism” (wiki). a desperate family needs their bicycle to survive
  • amarcord - comedy/drama, set in the 1930s. coming-of-age. “Fellini skewers Mussolini’s ludicrous posturings … that <<imprisoned Italians in a perpetual adolescence>> by mockig himself and his fellow villagers in comic scenes tha underline their incapacity to adopt genuine moral responsibility or outgrow foolish sexual fantasies” (wiki). won oscar for foreign language.
  • gomorra - tv series based on famed novel by roberto saviano. rival mob clans. good shit
  • il vangelo secondo matteo - “trattando in maniera antidogmatica un argomento di carattere religioso, l’opera fece sensazione e scatenò un aspro confronto intelettuale sulla stampa, proseguendo le non sopite polemiche per le accuse di vilipendio della religione” (wiki). three oscar nominations.
  • una vita violenta - poor kid in rome attempts to transform his life after leaving prison
  • la notte - marcello mastroianni in a study of a deteriorating relationship
  • la nostra terra - cute film which is literally my aesthetic aka people working the land. educated guy from bologna comes down south to start a community and sell organic veg he will grow himself. featuring creepy mafia guy freshly released from prison and sneaky southerners
  • la mafia uccide solo d’estate - drama but also a comedy fresh from palermo. lil boy observes how the mob influences people’s lives
  • il capitale umano - drama. a car accident ties together the lives of two families. people go crazy. great performance by valeria bruni tedeschi
  • il rosso e il blu - follows the lives of three school teachers as they get really involved in the fucked up lives of their students. confusing but oddly satisfying
  • latin lover - fun comedy of how a famed actor dies leaving behind a shitload of lovers, wives and children who all meet for his funeral.

portuguese

  • trash - an AMAZING brazilian film about two favela boys trying to solve a criminal mystery and unearth corruption before an ill-willed police officer gets to them; all thanks to a wallet found in the dumpster they work in. really good cinema with appearances made by rooney mara and martin sheen
  • singularidades de uma rapariga loura - modern portuguese film based on a short stories by eça de queirós. a blooming romance meets an unexpected obstacle. spot on aesthetic and cleverly blended cultural references. directed by manoel de oliveira who is THE MAN, check out his ther shit such as the p recent o convento starring john malkovich and catherine deneuve
  • saneamento básico - p straightforward but fun brazilian comedy in which a small town community will do anything to raise money to fix their sewer system
  • this is embarrassingly short i will make a separate post to expand 

french

  • farinelli - an AMAZING film based very loosely on the life of the most famous castrato singer, farinelli. loooveeeee
  • la religieuse (2013) - a really stuningly made adaptation of denis diderot’s novel about a girl thrown into a convent against her will and desperate to get out who discovers some dark family secrets.
  • tom à la ferme - weird indie canadian film with xavier dolan, a gay man travelling to meet his dead boyfriend’s family and terrorised by said’s boyfriend’s horrible brother. more dark family shit for u
  • yves saint laurent - nice biographical film with pierre niney
  • dans la maison - terrifying and fascinating drama about how one seductive teenager ruins some families. 10/10 would recommend
  • les choristes - really good film about how a music teacher transforms the lives of a class of “difficult” boys. set in the 1940s to spice it up
  • les liaisons dangereuses (1959) - adaptation of laclos’ classic novel, set in the present day. directed by roger vadim.

that’s it - I hope at least one person finds it interesting/helpful!!!

i once promised a crash course in polish thing and i know i’m delaying it horribly but sometime next week i will prepare a similar post about polish films (if u folks are interested, ofc)

infinitemisfit33  asked:

Can you do a scenario where everyone (( including searan )) walking in and seeing s/o naked in the bath or shower by accident 😂😂

Yoosung:

  • So Yoosung was playing LOLOL and you had mentioned you were going into the shower and he kind of dismissed it with a “yeah” and went back to gaming, not really hearing you
  • But whatever it’s not that important ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  • You were humming softly to yourself, washing some shampoo out of your hair while standing under the shower and you didn’t notice you forgot to lock the door
  • But Yoosung, trying to multitask by eating Honey Buddha Chips at the same time as playing LOLOL and noticed his fingers got really greasy 
  • Yoosung told his guild he’d be right back and took off his headphones, idly walking towards their shared bathroom, making a face as he looked at his hands
  • The blonde grabbed the handle and twisted it, hearing a faint sound, but dismissed it. He walked in the bathroom, blinking once, twice.You were in front of him, showering peacefully, water dripping down your nude figure, making it seem almost like a deity
  • Unfortunately for him, he gave away his presence by gasping
  • And then proceeds to apologize for being there
  • “Ohmygodohmygod I’m so sorry (Name)!! Please forgive me I’ll leave right now-”
  • The poor baby tries to leave but bumps into the door
  • You stared at him before laughing, opening the sliding door and walking out, skipping to the red faced Yoosung quickly before he left, gently tugging his hand before latching onto his arm, a mischevious grin on your face as you soaked his hoodie. 
  • “Superman Yoosung~ There’s a special once-in-a-lifetime mission! Will you accept it?” You teased, giving him a wink
  • Yoosung almost passed out. You were so close.. breasts and other… body parts touching him nearly drove him crazy. “U-Uhm..” He gulped loudly, licking his buttery lips. “I accept-”
  • You grinned and pulled him into the shower, closing the sliding door while Yoosung continued to stare at your naked body, himself being incredibly embarassed while you teased him, poking his red cheeks while he stood under the water.
  • “Come on~ Take off your clothes! We’re showering together now!”
  • “U-Uwaaaah! (Name)! Don’t- Ah! I got it, I got it! I’m taking it off now!”

Zen: 

  • He’d come back from rehearsal a bit later than usual’ tired of waiting you decided to relax and take a shower. Of course while doing so you decided to turn on some music. 
  •  Zen came back exhausted, quietly he walked inside the house, thinking you’d be asleep by now. Arriving near the bathroom he’d heard the music, wondering what could possibly be going on her opened the door “MC” he called slowly.  He immediately froze, seeing your naked body through the shower glass, the water slowly pouring down on your body, giving it a shiny texture. 
  • “Oh Zen” you said turning to him. Zen blushed from head to toes, he turned away apologizing a thousand times while closing the door, his heart racing. 
  • “I-I am so sorry!!” He stood in front of the door, holding his face between his hands. 
  •  Teasy as ever you decided to wrap a towel around your body, and sneak up behind him, hugging him from behind. “Welcome home, Hyun~” you whispered softly into his ear. It immediately sent a shiver down his spine, he loves it when you called him by his real name, even thought he’d never admit it before. 
  •  “How lucky am I to come home and see the love of my life being so affectionate hmm?~” he smiled turning around and hugging you back gently. 
  • Eventually you’d drop the towel to tease him, he would back away really flustered. “I- swear I didn’t see anything!” He’d said turning away. You’d chuckle and push him against the wall before pressing your lips on his. Both of you would head to the bedroom and have one happy night ;)

Jaehee:

  • You tried to wait for her in the dining room but eventually realized you should take a bath yourself, since it was already past midnight.
  • This girl is so stressed when she got home giVE HER A BREAK JUMIN PLEASE and like all she needed was a nice bath while… working…ugh
  • She went to the bedroom and stripped, putting her glasses on the bed and wrapping a towel around herself, honestly like half asleep. 
  • You gently swished the warm water around you, a childish smile on your face until you heard the door open, a tired Jaehee appearing just then
  • “J-Jaehee! You’re home! But..” Your face turned a dark red. 
  • Jaehee rubbed her eyes, furrowing her eyebrows, trying to wake herself up a bit and then she realized. “O-Oh my, I’m so sorry (Name)!”
  • “Wait, Jaehee, you look really tired.” You said, putting an arm over your breasts. “Uhm.. maybe… I could take care of you in the bath?” You asked, a scarlet blush on your cheeks. “Please, you need to relax.”
  • Jaehee honestly wanted to hug and cry right now?? 
  • Give this woman some love please
  • After a minute of back and forth of “are you sure”s and “yes!!” Jaehee finally gave in and slowly began to sink into the water, the foamy bubbles nicely laying on her breasts as she sighed blissfully.
  • You were super flustered by being naked with Jaehee, though forced yourself to remain calm as you helped her bathe
  • At one point, Jaehee began to blabber on and on about Jumin’s bad habits of pushing things onto her, ranting on and on while you sat behind her, massaging her shoulders tenderly to relieve some of her tension.
  • “And then he deci-Ah~”
  • Your eyes went wide
  • Woah did Jaehee just moan because of the massage 
  • Oh okay good to know
  • “Feels good?”
  • “A bit to the right, please.” Jaehee breathed, blushing a bit, but she really loved feeling your hands work on her shoulders like that just imagine what it is in bed ;;;;;;;)))))))))

Jumin: 

  •  You had woken up early this morning, Jumin was still asleep next to you, shirtless. Both of you had had a wonderful night (if you know what I mean ). 
  • Silently you headed to the huge bathroom, while doing so Elizabeth the 3rd would Miao at you. “Shhh” you’d replied. Finally you made it to the bathroom without waking him up, or so you thought. 
  • You had started the shower and stepped in directly since you were already undressed. The water felt a little cold on your burning body, you still felt Jumin’s heat. 
  •  After relaxing for about ten minutes under the shower, you had wrapped a high quality towel around your body and were about to head outside the bathroom. 
  •  When you opened the door, you saw Jumin, wearing a bathrobe half opened in front of you, his morning hair always amused you, it made him look incredibly sexy. (Not that he isn’t too sexy already)
  • “Oh I’m sorry did I wake you up Jumin?” You said softly. “Hmmm taking a shower without me huh?” He said with a raised eyebrow. “I - hmmm” you mumbled without finding what to say.
  • He took a few steps forward, making you step back and before you knew you were back inside the bathroom. He smirked slightly “Im guessing you’re going back in the shower, how kind of you MC” he replied. 
  • You blushed fifty shades darker (I did not intend this) and nodded. “Yes, jumin” you replied. He’d leave a soft kiss on your collarbone, while slowly removing your towel. 
  • After dropping his robe to the ground both of you had stepped back in the shower, he’d pin your arms over your head and passionately kiss you while the hot water filled the room with steam. (And the rest is censored ~)


Seven: 


  • Seven had been working for unholy hours now, dying of boredom and after reading three books, watched two movies and finished three seasons of your favorite show you decided to go relax in the bathtub. 
  • You poured yourself a warm bubble bath you’d step in after tying your hair up. You closed your eyes letting a small “hmmm~” as the warm water wrapped your entire body. 
  •  Tired, Seven finally stood up to go clean his face in the bathroom. He hadn’t noticed your presence when he stepped inside. He turned around sighing, exhausted. 
  •  “Heya seven” you said with a smile. “Oh hey there MC” he replied. A silence filled the room for a moment. “MC ?!?!?!?!” He said holding himself onto the wall, shocked. “I am so sorry I didn’t know you were here!?” He said flustered. 
  •  You couldn’t help but chuckled at his childish like behavior. “Seven zero seven, defender of justice, I have a mission for you! ” you said with a serious tone. “It seems that I have lost something in the water, could you find it for me?” You said with a tiny smirk. 
  •  “A-a mission…!? I, the almighty seven will find your lost item!” He said regaining his usual behavior. He stood in front of the tub, scanning the bubbles and attempting not to shove his hand into a part of the water that would lead to you body. 
  •  He slowly, searched the water, with a twinkle in your eye you violently pulled him inside the water, hugging him. “Ah! God 707! You’ve found what I lost!” You said with a chuckled. Seven blushed but couldn’t resist your embrace and hugged you back. 
  • “What am I going to do with you, I’ve told you before… I’m dangerous~” he kissed you lips. (I seriously need to stop with shower/bath sex ideas, I mean some young people could be reading right???)


(Kylie and I wrote this, since we aren’t familiar with all the mm boys yet. It’ll happen often, she’ll do Yoosung, Jaehee and probably Saeran while I do Zen, Jumin and Seven)

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things i know about the states
  • Alabama - racist and homophobic. i think u like statues cuz you’ve got a giant fucking one called vulcan thats like what? 100,000 pounds?? ??? wow. very extra. 
  • Alaska - i only know one person from alaska but they’re a trump supporter going to art school so i imagine they aren’t having a great time. also my parents ditched me in illinois for a week to go there on vacation. lots of bears.
  • Arizona - irrational hatred of mexicans in the southern part. my pe coach from elementary school who is now a convicted pedophile loved it there. very hot but not humid. cacti. you serve rattlesnake and rabbit sausage and i was forced to sit and watch as my brother ate it just to spite me. 
  • Arkansas - like alabama but a lil better. you’ve got the whole southern hospitality thing goin’ on. you made it illegal for a rivers water level to rise above a bridge. how are y’all gonna enforce that? tell nature to stop?
  • California - very liberal but the three people i know who live there are hella conservative. suffocate them. do it for me. also pretty chill people but don’t take criticism well. gay
  • Colorado - nice weather. outdoorsy people. wyomings less racist cousin. lots of critters. nice people but no chill about skiing or snowboarding.
  • Connecticut - people go through ur state to get to other states. everyone i know from connecticut is not there now. 
  • Delaware - people go to ur state to shop since y’all don’t have a sales tax. ur really fucking flat. ur gonna be one of the first to go with rising sea levels. also no national parks??? 
  • Florida - my uncle worked on airplanes in miami for 50 years and hated it. you fucked us all. the only person i know from florida doesn’t believe in evolution. racists up north, gays in the south. disney world
  • Georgia - coca cola and the walking dead. people only care about atlanta. art hoes chill in savannah. had first college for women. for some reason ur not allowed to live on a boat for more than 30 days in a year??? ? why
  • Hawaii - you get a lot of tourists and they’re usually inadvertently racist. v liberal. the Most liberal in the country. screw california. lots of culture. good food. 
  • Idaho - potatoes. a made up word. ppl thought it was indian but it wasn’t. its gibberish. nice. a metric fuckton of gem stones.
  • Illinois -north is liberal. south is, according to my mom who grew up there, ‘the armpit of the rest of the state.’ her town was small & when it tried to start a kkk they couldn’t because people recognized their shoes. my grandma is 45 minutes away from the nearest walmart. 
  • Indiana - home to mike pence. crazy corn people. my mom’s bff lives there and she’s crazy but super sweet. inidana means ‘indian land’ but that obvs didn’t work out. also there’s a law against fishing with dynamite and guns?? ? 
  • Iowa - actually make more corn than indiana but don’t tell them. also make a fuckton of alcohol. ur name is mostly vowels which is gr8. also first female lawyer. ppl are typically nice, but also might shoot u
  • Kansas - contains the geographic center of the US. first woman mayor. my dad ditched me in illinois to pick up an RV in kansas. passionate about trucks. 
  • Kentucky - don’t go if u have allergies. to anything. horses and racism. also fried chicken. u aren’t allowed to throw eggs at public speakers or you could go to jail. lots of weird space shit. u built a town in a meteor crater which is cool.
  • Louisiana - people only care about jazz and the new orleans. lots of drunk ass college kids. humid af. sorry u have to live with that. u follow napoleon law instead of english common law like literally every other state. less racist than others but still kinda racist. 
  • Maine - might as well be canada. lotsa lobsters and trees. not allowed to keep christmas decorations up after the 14 of january?? only one syllable. people are chill. my dads friends own some islands up there. like small islands. chunks of rock really. they aren’t rich but they are usually drunk. 
  • Maryland - obsessed with ur flag and crabs. old bay on everything not just crabs. chocolate, popcorn, regular corn, potatoes. u need help. identity issues. north or south? who knows? they dont. also jousting is the state sport?? and ur judges wear red robes? called ‘america in miniature’ ur the only state with an official exercise and its…walking jfc
  • Massachusetts - will tell everyone they are from mass. ur not allowed to be cold because they have been Colder. ur state is too hot 4 them. lots of smart colleges, lots of dumb people. good hospitals and healthcare. v progressive. probably learned too much about them in 8th grade us history. first to legalize gay marriage A+
  • Michigan - the people i know from Michigan are incredibly salty about flint and pretty artistic/creative. lots of lakes. giant fucking lakes. literally named for an indian word that means ‘giant fucking lakes’ ur the only place in the gotdamn world with a floating post office. makes sense cuz ur mostly fucking lake. 
  • Minnesota - no one really knows what u do. you’d be like the quiet emo kid that sits in the back of the class and says nothing. ur really cold. you’ve got a lot of malls. and a lot of fucking lakes. not big lakes but like 11,000 itsy bitsy lakes. u look like swiss cheese. 
  • Mississippi - racist but getting better…at least you were. ur mostly known for your river. people spell the name of ur state for fun. for some reason you have a cactus plantation???? the worlds only cactus plantation??? ?? why 
  • Missouri - misery Missouri. u really fucking love fountains? only rome has more fountains than kansas city, missouri like? wow. you also have the arch which is great but also a lot of murder. also, a lot of caves which is awesome
  • Montana - mountainy af. do you even have cities? v cold. holds record for coldest temp in US (-70F) and largest snowflake. wow. also illegal to pretend to abuse an animal in front of a minor. nice. first woman in congress. very pretty state but no one lives there. 
  • Nebraska - hell state. flat. its so flat. my family was driving through nebraska??? and like?? your houses are like three miles apart. at a minimum? we drove three hours out of the way to look at fossils. but there weren’t any? and we passed like 16 houses maybe?
  • Nevada - desert trash children. literally just does not rain. las vegas is okay. i went and a homeless dude was telling dirty jokes for money. lots of homeless people. highest suicide rating of any state. i shot a machine gun and strange man came up to me and told me i was a good shot?? 
  • New Hampshire - republican cousin of vermont. lots of nature, which is ironic. very outdoorsy. entire state smells like pine trees. u only have 13 miles of ocean coastline which is v sad. sorry. also not legally required to wear a seat belt??? ur state motto is weirdly intense ‘live free or die’ yikes
  • New Jersey - interesting accent. hair gel up the wazoo on the men. lots of fucking diners. also the worlds biggest statue of a tooth??? ? why?  i know one boy from new jersey who came to college with only five white-wife beaters and two gym shorts. his name was Tony. 
  • New Mexico - arizonas nicer cousin. Not As Hot as you would expect. lots of cacti. super pretty architecture. desert aesthetic and aliens. ur lawmakers don’t get paid?? also ur capital is super cool and v old.
  • New York - ur all assholes but its okay because u have to deal with tourists. liberal and educated but not v nice. superiority complex sometimes. nyc has more people than 39 of the 50 us states. y’all are packed like rats. also lots of celebrities 
  • North Carolina - transphobic af. also u have a lot of sweet potatoes?? ur beaches are generally pretty crowded but can be nice. I have a friend that lives there now; she says the weather is v nice. v good at basketball. 
  • North Dakota - boring. for some reason its still legal to shoot an indian if they’re on horseback and ur in a covered wagon??? obsessed with buffalo. also very cold
  • Ohio - people only care about you around election time. ur flag isn’t a rectangle?? hipster trash. also its illegal to get a fish drunk?? ????? do people even fish in ohio? what is this
  • Oklahoma - u get a lot of tornadoes and most people don’t even care because you kind of suck. ironically u were the last state to declare xmas a legal holiday tho but i guess being first to go for lethal injection makes up for it. not even carrie underwood can save this state. 
  • Oregon - v liberal but to the point of being pretentious. great weather. the people are generally nice but also v weird?? I went and a guy was unironically riding down the street on a penny farthing? p sure everyone is high. also drivers have to yield to pedestrians….who are on the sidewalk??? 
  • Pennsylvania - ur a wannabe confederate state like?? get over it ur in the north pal. also u have the oldest continuously operating book shop in the US and maybe the world. u could have saved us but you didn’t. your weather is v inconsistent. not uncommon to see amish people on the side of a high way in their buggies. your sports fans are kinda scary
  • Rhode Island - smol. first state to stick it to britain. u really like tennis which is weird because ur windy af. first state to abolish death penalty. ur state motto is just the word ‘hope’??? also ur flag looks like a fifth graders art project but its nice?
  • South Carolina - crocodiles and beaches. my cousin and i went down and she made me play pokémon go with her except we were barefoot and it led us right to an 8 foot crocodile. also we found pickled pig parts in a sketchy gas station in a jar. not for sale. just there. also the anti-choice gory fetus signs on the side of the road are classy. 
  • South Dakota - better than north dakota. very pretty. giant fucking fossil named sue. lots of fossils in general. you like big rocks with faces carved onto them. u didn’t stop with the presidents; now ur making one for crazy horse (and it looks better). 
  • Tennessee - ur state is most referenced in a crappy pick up line. you’re to blame for mountain dew. most people only think of graceland and elvis which is fine cuz thats all you care about too. my friend went there and asked for chicken at a fast food restaurant but they didn’t have any and her phone broke. 
  • Texas - not as racist as people think, but still pretty racist. austin is v liberal but thats about it. you keep trying to secede (again) and its as funny as it is pathetic. have a huge bat colony - largest in the world, but they’re mexican freetail bats so u probably want to get rid of them. unironically wear cowboy hats. 
  • Utah - mormons like literally there are so many mormons that its the least diverse state in terms of religion. very pretty tho. ur state motto is just the word ‘industy’ ??? ?? ???? also u really like skiing and snowboarding. 
  • Vermont - v liberal. pure. also should probably be canadian since u make a lot of syrup. also home to ben and jerrys. very green and lots of critters. very pretty mountains. the people are really chill and probably annoyed ppl confuse vermont with new hampshire.
  • Virginia - u can’t drive. ur really competitive with marylanders but its kind of onesided?? u also donated land to build DC. weirdly specific hunting laws? no animals can be hunted on sundays except raccoons which can be hunted until 2 am??? why do u hunt raccoons? very political. lots of history. everyone is named james.
  • Washington - seattle is the only thing people think of unless they’ve seen twilight in which case: forks. very green and grey color scheme. named after the primero prez. home to starbucks like literally there is one on every corner. also u have an active volcano which is cool but it has killed people which isn’t
  • West Virginia - ur very racist but you don’t even try to hide it? u didn’t have a starbucks until 2003. You know coal isn’t coming back and you don’t know why trump thinks he can make it come back. But you voted for him anyway. 
  • Wisconsin - Cheese. v religious and not the loving god kind; very hellfire and brimstone. you have a hamburger hall of fame and u also tried to do the noahs ark theme park but im p sure that didn’t work out well. 
  • Wyoming - racist which is ironic since ur the equality state and also you’re obsessed with guns. yellowstone national park is p much the only reason people go there. you carry shotguns around with you for no good reason. 
RFA (+V and Saeran) reacting to MC who gets hit by a biker

_Yoosung_

° is in the middle of playing LOLOL when he gets the call from the Hospital

° “Are you Kim Yoosung? Your girlfriend just got hit by a biker and we´d like you to come by and pi- Mr. Kim are you still there?”

° immediatly runs to the hospital you´re at

° nope, doesn´t giva a f*ck about traffic and stuff

° almost gets run over by a car himself (`〇Д〇)

° Y u not careful??! (╬ Ò ‸ Ó)

° arrives while panting like he´s about to die

° they almost take him to the emergency Department (*〇□〇)……!

° “MC where are you ??”

°  hyperventilates because you´re nowhere to be found ( ≧Д≦)

° when you finally come out of a room he cries tears of joy

° “Yoosung what´s wrong you look like you´re going to collapse!”

° he then realices you´re totally fine and almost not hurt at all (^▽^)

° just a few scraches here and there

° “They, they told me you got hit by a biker. I tought you´ll die!!”

° “Babe chill I´m fine” ( ̄▽ ̄)ノ

° when you tell him what happend he gets reaaalyyy pale (like a ghost)

° starts crying again xD

° you two go home together

° CUDDLE-TIME!!!!

° for the next few weeks he accompanies you wherever you go

° so sweeet (♥ω♥*)

° from now on he´ll be your Guardian angel (´∀`)♡


_Jaeee_

° she´s at work no suprise there

° the hospital calls her 3 times

° but they can´t reach her ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

° so who cares you just go home alone and wait there

° when she checks her mailbox……..

° super worried and ditches work to come to you

° now you know you mean very much to her o(≧∇≦o)

° freaks out when she finds out you left the hospital on your own

° calls imediately to confirm if you´re alright

° “Why didn´t you wait for me MC?”

° “Because it would have taken houres for you to pick up your phone.”

° Ouch MC that hurt !

° “…”

° “I´ll be home in 10″

° when she arrives she apologizes like a MILLION  times

° you did too because it wasn´t very nice of you t say that

° after that incident she gets a Special emergency phone for those times you really need her

° now you can reach her 25/8

° Jumin wants her to get a phone just for him to call her

° NO, JUMIN! NO!!

° but seriously she´s glad you´re okay and nothing Major happend ( ゚▽゚)/

° she Cooks your favourit meal for you so that you stop beingangry at her

° you weren´t serious with being angry, but whatever

° until you´ve completly recoverd : MOMMY-JAEHEE-MODE ACTIVATED

° let´s just say she´s back into work mode soon enough


_Zen_

° it´s bee a really long time since one of his old biker friends gave him a call

° he wanted to intruduce you to them because you were quite interested in bikes and stuff

° “Hey what´s up? I wanted to call you because my girlfriend said she is-”

° “Zen we´re sorry we hit your gorlfrind with the bikes !”

° “You did what??!”

° the first thing he thinks of is to punh them

° then it hit him like that bike hit you

° (sorry that one was bad XD)

° “How is she? Did you bring her to a Hospital? have you called the ambulance?!”

° “Zen chill I´m alright”

° thanks god his princess was fine !!!1

° “Where are you I´ll come and kill those guys!”

° Zen, pls

° “I´m at the park…But Zen Keep calm i´ll be home in 15 minutes” (・_・ヾ

° but he had no time to Keep calm !!!

° hung up and ran to the park (not that the bus would have bee faster, ….. just saying )

° so you facepalmed and waited there or him

° good thing the company wasn´t that bad though

° when he arrived you just sat there and chatted with his new archenimies

° Zen pls Keep it down  

° “Prepare to die ypu stupid morons!”

° “No, Zen please it was my fault!”

° the Moment you cling onto him, tight, he hugs you and Looks how bad your injurnies are

° not that worse but still a reason for him to punish a certain biker gang

° without another word he carries you princess-style (how else ?) and takes you home

° “bye bye guys !!” “Bye MC!”

° at that night you got a lecture about being careful in the traffic and so on and so on….

° but it Ends by you pushing him down and kiss him so he just stops nagging

° it worked ೕ(・ㅂ・ )


_Jumin_

° Oh, Boy he´s at a very boring important meeting when he gets the call by Driver Kim

° “Sir, your wife got slightly hit by a Biker. I´m taking her to the next hospital.”

° SHE.GOT.WHAT?

° needless to say they adjourned the Meeting

° is very anxious the whole ar ride

° yells at the traffic light to turn green sooner

° it didn´t work

° of course the next Hospital happend to be the best in the whole City -.-

° you just get out of the room they examined you in

° “Jumin, didn´t you have a Meeting?”

° MC, pls

° “of course I got here as soon as I heard what happend!”

° he is at the ege of a breakdown and you´re just…. chill?

°  so you explain everything to him and that you only got a tiny scratch here and there

° he´s still not sure about you being totally fine

° what if you  hurt your head from falling down?

° what if you got an infection because dirt got in your wounds?

° to your luck the doctor was there to tell him that ther´s no need for him to worry

° not like you told him that from the start ( ̄ω ̄)

° so when you´re finally home he´ll do everything to make you forget your horrible accident

° is still worried and now one of the Bodyguards is at your side

° NONSTOP

° it´s annoying but when you two cuddle together with Elisabeth you´re more than happy to bear it for him


_Saeyoung/Seven_

° one of his Hobbys include hacking into the cameras on the street so he can always watch you

° some might call i Stalking but he calls it showing affection

° so he sees it live on Screen how you got hit by that stupid biker

° but you look alright so he spends his time findingthat peron through his license plate

° of course being the hacker god he is it only took him 1.57 minutes

° by the time you arrive home he already got his first aid kid ready as well as a hot cocoa for you (♥ω♥*)

° Is super caring at first but soon he´ll be wearing one of his cosplay

° why, Seven , why ?

° “Seven please stop wearing that it hurts when I laugh!”

° “But aren´t I the cutest Nurse EVAAA?”

° He is

° a few days after that you found a letter in the mail

° it was from the biker, he apologized for hitting you

° “Saeyoung did you threaten People again?”

° “What if?”

° “Then I must admit that you´re the best boyfriend ever”

° who wouldn´t want someone who commits a crime for you?

° the definition of romantic

° you decide to thank him properly and prepare all of his favourite Food (with the help of Saeran)

° then you have the best dinner ever and he even gets to cuddle with you afterwards (。♥‿♥。)

° this got you like 100000000000 affection Points and a very fun night ;)


_V_

° one day you came home and he just felt something was off

° womens Intuition? screw that here Comes V!

° “Has anything happen to you, my dear?”

° you sigh

° why does he always knows this stuff

° V´s superpowers confirmed?

° “Nothing I just bumped into someone and fell.”

° well, that was not completly a lie

° “Oh, really? in Who?

° “A biker”

° SHOCK

° “MC why didn´t you tell me??”

° he´s really hurt know… great MC

° “I just didn´t want you to worry “

° you go and hug him so he stops being worried/ mad

° “The next time this happens just call me and I´ll be right there to help you”

° “I´ll always be there to protect ou MC”

° you promise and the next time you go out alone you feel as if there´s a presence around you just to protect you (*´▽`*)


_Saeran_

° you just went out a Little to get icecream for him and a Crêpe for you

° unfortunately you focused more on your Food than on the traffic

° don´t do that MC, always be careful around cars and bikes!

°  so you cross the street and on your last steps on the road you got slightly hit by this biker

° “No, my Crêpe !” ( ≧Д≦)

° you know if you get hit in the traffic always worry about your Food first XD

° but Saeran is there and picks you up

° “MC how can you worry about Food in a Situation like this?”

° “ But I´m fine and it was so delicious”

° you sprained your ankle so he carried you back with a piggy-back ride

° only after you got something new to eat of course

° when you arrive home he tries to wrap up your foot in a Bandage… and Fails miserably

° nevertheless ist really cute of him to do that

° so you two just call it a day and settle down to watch a film

° turns out you´remore exhausted than you thought you are and poof you fall asleep with your head on his lap

° so Saeran got something out of this after all ( ° ʖ °)


Thanks for reading and I hope you enjoyed it (*^▽^*)

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today has been a really rough day so i was thinking about nice things and one of those nice things was bethyl. so here’s some reasons why i love this pairing

  • so! unexpected! they literally share maybe ½ conversations before being thrust together on their own. somehow that “lack of history” could be off-putting but it’s not? the complete unexpected element of the pairing is so appealing because you can look back at season 2 or 3 and be like o wow u two don’t even know. you have no fucking idea u fools. hell, you can look back and think about your first reaction of “what?… daryl and beth?…” and how bizarre it seemed at first until it clicked and suddenly it made all the sense in the world. i don’t think that they would’ve grown that close unless they were forced to share each other’s company like that (and that’s ok!) - and that’s actually pretty interesting because it goes to show that people we didn’t even acknowledge or considered (because of different personalities/age groups/relations they keep/social class/etc) could happen to be extremely similar to ourselves and yes, I think that the way Beth and Daryl perceive the world and approach everything is very similar. so despite the striking differences that keeps their characters slightly wary of each other they find out that wow, this person actually sees the world in a way that is very beautiful and very much like me and i didn’t know this about this person and it’s like i’ve never seen you before even though we’ve been part of this same group for some years and isn’t that astonishing? isn’t it astonishing that i can be this surprised by someone that was right here this entire time. and isn’t it beautiful that i can be surprised like this in a world that is so ugly?
  • ALSO. the way daryl now reaches out to people and embraces affection from others? wow. beth’s death destroyed him. but even that couldn’t get rid off the things he’d learnt from being with her just for a while. it’s like he learned that being tactile with people can be a nice! thing! and wow it’s actually so nice to be comforted like this and every little step he takes in Alone he’s testing his limits on how tactile he’s allowed to be with her. and even after she’s gone he still reaches out to people he cares about like that because he learnt that not everyone is gonna push him away and making yourself vulnerable doesn’t always result in others hurting you. ALSO!!!! How ballsy did Beth have to be to even hug Daryl that first time in the prison? She must’ve noticed that no one ever approached Daryl like that - not even his bestie Carol so wtf Beth? -  and even if it could’ve been intimidating she went ahead and did it because what the hell, she’s Beth, that’s what she does and she’s not ashamed of being affectionate or caring or vulnerable. if he didn’t like it he could push her away but that wouldn’t stop Beth from putting herself on the line like that for others. my girl :’)
  • this point is kind of bittersweet… but in-laws Glenn and Maggie supporting Daryl after Grady; and Daryl supporting Maggie in return. and then again Maggie and Daryl after Glenn died. Just that entire Beth/Glenn/Maggie/Daryl dynamic that we got almost nothing of but it’s still beautiful and i would give my left arm to’ve seen it with all members of that foursome still alive. but whatevs. no big deal. i guess i’ll just….. stand here…….. crying
  • another bittersweet point but: how no one in team family questioned it. they might not have understood it completely but they understood that Daryl is a good man and they know what Beth meant for him and shit, I know no one would’ve had a problem with them together (certainly not rick, nor maggie, nor carol). so eat shit haters lmao.
  • just… makes no sense at first. they are such an awkward pairing at first, almost inappropriate, almost rubbing you off the wrong way (factor of age standing out the most) and you look at them and it’s visually jarring how different they are and then all of that melts away and suddenly it makes sense and it’s almost like a religious experience lmao
  • outside of the show: how much emily and norman support it. emily writing a frigging song about beth and daryl. norman always mentioning Still as his fav episode and how Beth’s death was the most difficult thing for him to do + all the other shit they’ve said/done referring to it as romantic. lauren cohan supports the shit out of it. scott wilson (hershel) saying he’d be a proud grandpa if they had kids and that daryl should take a bath before dating his daughter as the only fault he’d find in that pairing. just the lovely feeling of acknowledgement from everyone (minus Kirkman Troll lmao) that it was a thing. k thanks.
  • i had more points probably… but i’m tired so

good day, good evening, and goodnight

anonymous asked:

would you be able to do a thing where mc receives news of her parents dying but instead of he being upset she is happy and says good riddance because her parents were very terrible to her and just terrible people in general? how would the rfa+saeran react?

Sure thing Anon, I hope you enjoy!

Yoosung

·         After you got the letter in the mail, you let him read it.

·         When he was done, you attacked him in a hug and he thought you were crying

·         “It’ll be okay MC!”

·         But then you pulled back, and you were smiling and crying

·         Crying tears of joy

·         “MC… did you read the letter??”

·         “Is this one of those panic response things?”

·         You kissed his face a lot which made him go red and jumped around the apartment

·         This boy was a little scared

·         Eventually you calmed down and explained why you were so happy about it

·         “Yoosung, they were such terrible people to me. All they did was tell me I was worthless and hurt me”

·         “I’m gonna fight them”

·         “They’re dead now Yoosung”

·         “I’ll fight their corpse”

·         Yoosung”

·         After you’ve explained it, he understands why you took their deaths so lightly

·         He told you that if you changed your mind, he’d comfort you

·         But for now, he was fine with getting back to life

·         And he definitely noticed how you did things with less hesitation or fear

Jaehee

·         Jaehee was the one that got informed of your parent’s death

·         She sat you down and very calmly explained the situation

·         “MC I’m so sorry to tell you this, but your parents were in an accident… and they did not make it”

·         “Oh, thank god”

·         Jaehee.exe has stopped working

·         Thank… god??

·         “MC do you understand what I’m telling you?”

·         “Yep”

·         “…”

·         Thinks you’re in some form of shock at first, since she doesn’t know what to say you just kiss her head and continue with working in the café

·         She let it go for a few days, but finally decided to confront you and ask why you were so calm… and why you seemed happier after the news

·         “Jaehee, my parents were very terrible to me. They made my life a living hell, and made me want to give up on it a lot”

·         Ah.

·         She understands now, and tells you she’s happy you’re happy.

·         She’s still concerned that you might feel a little sorrow, but she doesn’t say anything.

Zen

·         It was actually a few weeks before Zen found out about your parent’s deaths.

·         He freaked out

·         “MC! You’ve been so strong, why did you hide it from me? You never have to pretend around me!”

·         Honestly, you didn’t tell him because you didn’t care, if anything you were glad they were gone.

·         You explained that they weren’t nice people, and you had felt no sadness whatsoever when you were told they had died

·         “MC… I understand you and your family didn’t see eye-to-eye, but aren’t you a little sad they’re gone?”

·         He is a firm believer in rekindling family ties if possible

·         You were a little annoyed that he suggested you should be sad to see such awful people go

·         So, you listed some terrible things they did. Kicked you out, locked you up, starved you, dehydrated you, hit you, made fun of you, screamed at you, never let you do anything, cared about nothing to do with you, never said ‘I Love You’, always said ‘I Hate You’

·         He gets it now

·         He apologises for suggesting you should be more upset

·         If you’re happy, he’s happy

Jumin

·         Like Jaehee, he was the one that found out about your parent’s death

·         It took him a few hours to find the words to tell you

·         Finally, he sat you down and told you outright

·         “MC, I received a call today, and I’m sorry to say your parents passed away”

·         “Oh, okay”

·         He doesn’t hear that at first

·         “I’ve organised a session for you to meet up with the best therapi- did you just say ‘Okay’?”

·         “Yes”

·         He stares at you for a second, and you stare back, he’s waiting to see if you break into tears

·         “Jumin, are we having a staring contest?” You asked, laughing lightly

·         “I expected a different reaction”

·         Of course, he did

·         You explained that your parents weren’t supportive, or kind, or caring, or anything positive

·         “So… you won’t need the therapy sessions?”

·         “Nope, I’m fine”

·         He’s still a little sceptical, he’s heard of people being in so much shock they fool themselves into being okay.

·         But, you really are okay, he accepts that, and soon your lives are back to normal

Saeyoung

·         He gets it

·         He knew you and your parents didn’t get along, but he thought you’d be a little down after their deaths

·         But instead you read the letter that contained the details and???

·         Threw it in the bin??

·         “Good riddance”

·         MC this is now how you react to a family member’s death

·         He asks if you’re okay, and you nod and explain that your parents were foul people that had no place in your heart

·         He understands so well, that it hurts

·         He shrugs and the both of you get on with your lives pretty quickly

·         However, he decided to add a feature to the app that cause confetti to cross the screen any time people said “Congratulations!”

·         So, everyone in the chat began to say it

·         You knew that Seven made it to congratulate you on your freedom

Saeran

·         Again, this kid gets it

·         You received the news via phone call

·         And Saeran was listening in on your conversation

·         He was a little scared when he heard your parents had passed, he wasn’t good at comforting people and he’d feel terrible if you started crying

·         You scared the ever-living hell out of this poor boy when you came into the room cheering

·         “Saeran! Saeran! The best thing just happened!”

·         Have you gone m a d?

·         “Uh, what?”

·         You explained that your parents had passed in some horrific accident

·         C o n f u s e d

·         “Saeran, these people tortured me for so many years of my life, they made me feel so trapped that I couldn’t breathe, and their abuse was nothing short of physical and emotional trauma”

·         Now he’s 100% on board with celebrating this occasion

·         Gets a tub of ice cream for you two to share, and the two of you watch your favourite movies

·         He offers to take you to a junkyard and the two of you can smash things in celebration but you settle for the ice cream

I’ve Made a Mistake (Ch.2)

still here everyone! The second chapter. We did not forget about y’all or this life-giving college AU. Hope you like it! @tokugawalady and I are, as always, so happy that anyone indulges us and reads this. <3 

Chapter One

I’ll go on ahead and tag some people I know read the first one. @frywen-babbles

@jemchew @held-hostage-and-happy @singokumaiden @cottonballwithmustache


“I expect you to water the plants and to feed Ichigo daily.” Ieyasu’s deceptively sweet voice had more than faded away, leaving a sharp tone that kept MC on edge. “Don’t go poking your noise around in places you don’t belong.” MC nodded, biting her lip thoughtfully. Right, she could do that.

“If you do that, you should stay alive just fine, at least in theory.” He was sneering at her and suddenly she remembered the look of terror that had been on Toramatsu’s face when he had been talking to her.

Yeah she was screwed.

But hell, it was a nice apartment. Spacious, two bedrooms, two bathrooms. A decent kitchen and living room space. Her room even had a walk in closet! It was a dream for her rent price. The only drawback was her new roommate.

She shivered thinking about the cramped studio apartment she had been kicked out of not twenty-four hours ago.

If living here meant participating in some illegal activities and keeping plants and pets alive, she figured she could do it.

“Of course I expect you to be clean and to be quiet. I’m sure that even someone of your mental capacity could realize that we can’t have people poking their noses around here.” MC nodded, idly jotting his rules down onto a notepad. She’d heard tales of his capacity for cruelty and was doing her best to avoid confrontation.

Not to mention she felt like if she drew too much attention to herself the cops would be here at the drop of a hat.

MC would not do well in jail.

“Anything else?” She asked, trailing her eyes up his form, resting them on his angelic face. How could someone so physically perfect have such a shit attitude?

“You may not invite people over. The nature of my work demands some degree of secrecy. Which to dumb down for you, means you can’t just have all of your friends over.” You had to resist the urge to roll your eyes.

“Yes sir.”

“That is all I have for now, don’t expect it to be the end. Someone like you is bound to break some rule.”  He turned on his heels, leaving you to admire his form.

You took a deep breath.

Time to unpack.


“MC, I really think you should at least let me check out the place I mean, you are a young single woman and he-“

“Inuchiyo, I appreciate your concern but you are not coming over. I have already moved all of my stuff in. I have already met Ieyasu. Its fine. I am fine.” MC kept her voice calm. She had been preparing for this.

“This witless manju is going to get herself killed. “a voice from across the room piped up. MC inwardly groaned. Mitsunari was never lacking in opinions. “I’ve never met a more aggravating base-born whore’s son than Tokugawa.” He was glaring daggers at both you and Inuchiyo. “Also, this is a damn library, show some respect and shut up.” His quiet hiss had you turning away. She couldn’t catch a break today.

“Look MC, all I’m saying is that you have options”

“Tokugawa isn’t a demon” MC huffed, crossing her arms. “I’m an adult, I can handle this. If I can’t handle it, I will leave. As adults are wont to do.” She grabbed her books, shoving them in her bag. “Now if you’ll excuse me, I actually have to study. “ She turned, stomping off.

Between Ieyasu and Inuchiyo she was going to end up living on the streets.

No, not today. She was more than willing to sacrifice her pride for that plush bed and lack of creepy manager.


The apartment complex was pretty empty when she got back. It was easier to study in the quiet of her new room than to try to justify herself to her friends. When she went to put her key in the door a voice stopped her.

“Hey are you sure you have the right place?” MC froze, stealing a glance over your shoulder. A tall, friendly looking man stood behind her with teal eyes as bright as a sunshine-filled day.

“Oh…U-Uh yeah. I am.” She turned to face him, offering out her hand. “I’m MC, a new tenant here.”

“Sanada Yukimura, I’m your upstairs neighbor.” He blushed as soon as her hand touched his. Endearing.

“Nice to meet you Yukimura!” She smiled, a bit forced. MC did not need any extra or outside attention at this point…she just needed to get inside.

“You’re staying here, at this place? I thought they already had two tenants?” He was still looking at you with that concerned face. Why?

MC had a feeling she knew why. She had a feeling that the reason behind his concerned face was a certain blonde haired man that she was now living with.

“Yeah, one of them moved out, so um, now I am here.” She gestured at the door.

“Oh, so you and Toramatsu?” The boy was blushing again, clearing getting the wrong idea.

“Er…no. Toramatsu’s moved out. I’m staying with Ieyasu.” The blush faded quickly on Yukimura’s face, replaced with a determined look.

“Are you sure about that?

“Positive.”  MC’s tone was growing more irritable by the moment.  She did not have the time…

“Just be careful, if you need me I’m upstairs.” Yukimura grabbed her arm, holding MC’s eyes with his own. “Seriously. Any time, I’ll come help.”

“T-Thanks?” She gently tugged her arm away and turned back to the door. “Really I appreciate it. I’ll see you around, okay?” MC fiddled with the keys as she heard him walk away. Once she was sure he had left, she opened the door, sliding inside.

“This is all too much.” She mumbled to herself before looking around. “Better do my chores so I don’t get kicked out.”


The plants came with strict instructions on water amounts, MC couldn’t help but laugh at the details.

Ieyasu was definitely a pharmacy major. His attention to detail and numerics was evident.  

Once that was done she turned her attentions to the rabbit.

Ichigo was a pretty bunny. Soft and brown. She chirruped when MC went to feed her the fresh veggies Ieyasu had designated.

“He really does spoil you huh?” MC trailed a finger across her soft fur, rewarded with a very pleased bunny.

Ichigo wasn’t scary at all.

“I wonder why everyone is so afraid of you, hmm? You’re a sweet little thing.”


Elsewhere in the town, Toramatsu woke up from a nap in a cold sweat, a nightmare of that damned rabbit playing in his head over and over again.

He turned over, covering his face with a pillow. Maybe one day he could rest.

That day just wasn’t today.


After doing her chores, MC set about to making dinner. Tempura and noodles. Something easy. She made sure to make extra for Ieyasu. Maybe he’d want food?

By the time he got back to the apartment she had cleaned and done most everything he had asked her to do.

And she was tired.

But she’d done it.

He stepped into the kitchen, barely sending a glance her way, grabbing a container of lettuce from the fridge.

“U-um.” MC stuttered only briefly. “I made dinner, if you want some.” He paused, a frown on his face.

“This filth is what you call dinner?” He pointed at the plate she had made for him. “I wouldn’t eat that slop if they were paying me to. What do I look like, some unhealthy stereotype like your friends?” Whatever she had done had really set him off because he wasn’t close to done. “I’m trying to actually live past 30,  in order to do that I decided not to indulge in that unhealthy nonsense are trying to pass off as food.”

Oh jeez.

MC shook her head, trying to hide the dejected look on her face as he continued to fuss. He went so far as to throw her leftovers away. No no. MC chanted in her mind, she was strong. She was not affected by this childish behavior.

He must just be hungry. That was why he was angry all the time, he didn’t have the right vitamins.

She looked away from him, standing and stepping out of the room, failing to notice the surprise on his face as she walked out.

She just needed to sleep.


“Toramatsu,” MC’s singsong voice was unnerving on the other end of the phone. Toramatsu sighed. He had been waiting for this call. In the background the sound of Yasamusa’s yelling drowned out most of the fear that he had of MC. It wasn’t like he had upgraded by moving out of his apartment.

“Yes?”

“I just want you to know, that I understand why you did what you did.” Still sickly sweet. He wondered if she had taken lessons from Ieyasu in the last three days.

“O-Okay.”

“But I’ll remember.”

And then she hung up.

RFA HEADCANONS: His favorite thing to do with you~

Headcanon: His favorite thing to do with you~

Jumin:

Jumin is a S U C K E R for cats. Everyone knows this. While he loves Elizabeth 3rd to death, he also loves to take you to an animal shelter every now an then. Of course, the first time you had went..he wasn’t very fond of the idea. He thought it would be disgusting..but, the excitement on your face had convinced him to go. After all, how could he say no to that face?

He ended up falling in love with every..and I mean EVERY cat there.

You had to practically drag him out of the shelter by the time you were done.

“(y/n). Just look at this one real fast! She’s beautiful..”

“Jumin, you’ve said that about every cat here, let’s go.”

~~

Zen:

Zen is extremely talented. He’s described to be the perfect man, after all. So, it’s no surprise that that boy can dance. Oh boy, can he dance.

Even if you aren’t good at it, he still loves to dance with you. If you’re struggling, he will pull you up on his feet, carefully moving the both of you around the room.

He just loves watching you tilt you head back as you laugh. There’s nothing like seeing your gorgeous smile as he dips you.

Of course, his lil dip will end up in the both of you practically making out~ but that’s a story for another day.

“Eek! Zen! Don’t drop me!!”

“Don’t worry, princess~ I’ve got you. You’re safest in my arms, anyways.”

~~

Yoosung:

Let’s be real here. You two are N E R D S.

You two love to play games together. He loves to see the concentration on your face when you get into a game. A lot of times, he will surprise you with a new game that he bought with his own money. And you bet your ass that you two will be battling to the death as you play it together.

“Shit, no! Gahh..i’m dying, send help, send help!”

“Ohhh, (Y/n). Looks like I’ll be beating you to- OH CRAP, NO! WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?!”

“Heh~ oh, my bad. Didn’t realize that was you~”

~~

Jaehee:

C O F F E E D A T E. Trust me, you can’t go wrong with a date. She loves to take you out on little coffee dates, followed by one of Zen’s musicals.

Just something about seeing you impatiently try to take a sip of your coffee, and then letting out that little “eek” of yours when you burn your tongue..was oddly cute to her.

“Careful, (Y/N). It’s hot, you kno-”

“EEK! OH DEAR GO- I mean. Uhm. Wow. That’s hot. Aha. Just like you~”

“What am I going to do with you, (Y/N).”

Usually ends with you two kissing. She loves to kiss you when you taste like coffee~

~~

Luciel:

ALRIGHT, YOU TWO ARE NO DOUBT aNd I mEan nO dOubt..going to be pulling pranks on each other. 24/7, this lil red headed hacker is going to be pranking you when you least expect it. You even keep track of how many wins the each of you have. Sadly, You’re always a point or two behind him.

What can you say, he’s a master. But you know..Ohh, you know..you’ll be beating him one day. (Don’t take that wrong. OOPS I DID. I need to stop, lmao.)

And he LOVES his advantages. He loves how you lightly ball up your fists, as you playfully punch him when he gets you.

“HAHA, SORRY, (Y/N)!! I COULDNT HELP IT..! GAH! A B U S E! BOYFRIEND ABUSE, ALERT ALERT, I NEED LIFE ALERT!”

“I’LL GET YOU LUCIEL, AND YOUR LITTLE CHIPS TOO!” You usually say, grabbing his chips, and running to your bedroom, locking the door behind you.

“MY HONEY BUDDHA..! NO!!”

~~

Bonus: V:

V loves to take photography. It’s one of his favorite things to do. His favorite thing to take pictures of..? Well. That would be you~

He loves to take you out to nice places, Even on your laziest days. Just to take pictures of you making cute little expressions..

It even motivated him go get his eye surgery. He knew he wanted to see you grow old with him. He had to.

Wearing sweats and one of his over sized shirts? Oh god, he still finds you to be the most beautiful woman.

Once, he’s even taken a picture of you brushing your teeth.

“What are you- V! I'MBRUSHINGMYTEETh! I HAVE LITERAL BED HEAD! STOPPP!”

“And somehow..you make even that breath taking~”

~~

Bonus: Saeran:

This boy. THISBOY. He is so awkward when it comes to relationships. But his favorite thing to do with you?

Literally anything. He just wants to know that you are there for him. He needs your support at all times.

But..if he had to pick a favorite..

Cuddling.

Now, it doesn’t seem like him that he would be one for cuddles 24/7..however..

He feels secure when you’re in his arms. He loves to know that you’re with him, that you’re safe, and will not leave his side.

“Saeran, what are yo- oh. oH. Wow, you smell really good, aha.”

“I borrowed some of Saeyoung’s cologne. Just..relax. I want to hold you for a little while..”

~~

HOPE YOU ENJOYED~ THIS WAS MY FIRST HEADCANON LIKE..EVER.

YOU CAN REQUEST ANOTHER ONE OF THESE, OR A ONE SHOT, OR ANYTHING. LITERALLY, I AM RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS. Pls request 😂😂🔫

jeon jungkook as your boyfriend

a/n- the time has finally come for kookie as your adorable boyfriend. i am so sorry this took so long but… also i got a bit carried away i love boyfriend!jungkook

Yoongi / Taehyung / HoseokJimin

Seventeen / Got7

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- okay so he says he’s not the type to cuddle in bed but when you wake up, your face is shoved against his chest and his arms are holding you tightly and he’s snoring in your ear and you’re like ‘yeah no cuddling my ass' 

- he has a hard time waking up a lot of the time so you have to lure him out being like ‘ahem yeah i’m shirtless’ and then he’s WIDE AWAKE and also kinda sad you’re wearing a shirt

- you are in charge of his outfit a lot of the time because if not he’d literally be wearing the same thing every day (aka his white shirt, jeans, and timberlands) so you find him cute outfits and in return he picks out your outfit sometimes which uh…is usually a white shirt and jeans, sorry bro

- when he gets his license he is very adamant about driving you to work. like he thinks he’s hot shit now that he can drive so you he drives you up to your work building and makes an effort to open your door and be like 'i drove you today you’re welcome loser’ and you’re like 'shut up’ ((he picks you up from work when he can too with just as much sass))

- dates are super fun even if half of them involve physical exercise. like jungkook’s the type to like to go chill and watch a new action movie in the theaters, but his fave thing to do is like go play laser tag or rock climbing or roller skating like he likes to m o v e and you love it but he is usually a lot better at it so you always give him -.- that look 

- one time you two went on a hike up some mountain and it was like a ten mile hike all in all and by the seventh mile of going uphill you were almost passed out and like jungkook was so scared because you did look paler than usual but you were just like 'hand me some water u stupid head’ and he was such a worried little bunny like he even offered to carry you all the way down and you were like ‘no i’m not dying i just need a rest’. he eventually was convinced you were going to live and was like 'okay no more hiking but uhm i did reserved us for paintballing next saturday, you down?' 

- but don’t get me wrong he’s completely fine with sitting at home watching anime and eating pizza and chicken wings in a tshirt and sweats and making out on the couch 

- meeting him outside the bighit building with the car and driving him to the nearest like sonic and ordering slushies that turn your mouth blue while talking about anything and everything ('kookie do you think aliens exist’ 'uhm yeah i think so i mean the universe is really fucking big’ 'don’t curse like that omg you’re still a child’ 'shut up i am a man’)

- when he goes to work out you tag along and sometimes try to use the equipment but when you “don’t get it”, a sweaty jungkook will come and try to guide your body the right way and you really don’t want to tell him you understand how to use the stair climber you just really want to feel his biceps/abs against your body as he sets you in the right direction

- he tries to be all tough and macho all the time and act like he’s not affected by anything but as soon as your lips touch his his whole face lights up pink and he freezes 

- but when he finally comes to his senses he is a really good kisser and i mean reallyyyy good like they don’t call him the golden maknae for nothing. he knows exactly how to guide your lips and all the lip balm he puts on definitely does its job because omg???? his lips are /so/ soft and nice like boy give me some of that chapstick

- he is actually more affectionate than you thought he would be. like in public he always is putting his head on your shoulder or slipping his hand into your back jean pocket just to be playful and you’re like ’S T O P  it we are in public!!’ but he legit doesn’t care because you’re his and he wants everybody- everybody- to know it

- so yeah i bet you guessed that precious kookie is also pretty protective and a bit possessive even. he’s like souped up on testosterone all the time and when he sees another guy checking you out, he’s almost too eager to tell the dude to back off. but you better watch out if a guy is actually harassing you because oh boy be careful he might throw hands. 

- on the other end of being protective, he would suck at making you feel better when you’re sick or something like he’d wouldn’t know what to do. i mean he’d try to cuddle you or something and give you extra blankets but tbh he’d probably need help from his hyungs (poor baby)

- he is the biggest show off you know omg!!! like he is always willing to legit battle you or somebody to prove he’s better. (especially in dancing or singing) he really likes to beat people in front of you so you’ll think he’s cooler but tbh you’re just like 'i s2g this boy’ all the time. 

- speaking of singing ^ he likes to sing for you a lot. like along with jingles on commercials he hears on the radio or to the ballads that play on sad parts in movies or just mimicking your ringtone he is /always/ singing. but you actually don’t mind because he is a super good singer

- when it’s raining you like to lay your head on his lap and have him sing to you and the sound of his beautiful voice mixed with the rain while he plays with your hair is really super nice

- his family thinks you are the BEST ever because you take care of him so well and also made him think of having more a future than strictly being a musician (which is fine but like they want him to also experience being in love and possibly having a family of his own) and they give you so many hugs when you visit

- jungkook’s childhood home is so cute because he hasn’t been around his room since he was really little so it has a lot of kiddie toys and books and like a power rangers bedspread or something (he also has some iron man figurines oops) 

- you two sit on his roof outside his window and look up at the stars and he shares with you about how he never thought he would make it and now here he is back where the dream all started and when he starts to cry you do too and it’s a really nice moment

- the first time you and jungkook say 'i love you’ is at the same time like it’s adorable. okay so you two were having  a date at one of your favorite restaurants that you both go to all the time and as the waiter brings out the appetizers you notice his face is all red and then you think that yours probably is too and then you two lock eyes and just blurt out 'i love you’ and then you cant stop laughing because you two both just confessed your love at the same time over top of some delicious looking nachos

- all in all a relationship with this cutie would be extremely playful and fun but also just as caring and gentle because wow you two nerds are in love

dating nct doyoung!1!!2!1!

• he sometimes just loses himself and just stares at you and admires your beauty
• but when you look at him and you’re like “hm? something wrong?”
• he’s like “hA. nO. u KLUTZ. A PIECE OF UR HAIR ISN’T TIED UP IN UR PONYTAIL. here let me help u. ha. haa.”
• you guys take really awkward selfies it’s just, so cute. it’s the cutest. everyone loves them.
• “IF YOU GUYS DON’T FUCKING STOP RIGHT NOW- i wont babysit your child when y'all get married and have kids, so, keep being cute. ill be the best goddamn uncle ever. your kids are gonna be super cute with huge ass eyes” - taeyong…and probably yuta.
• kissing doyoung is always so quick and rushed bc doyoung gets flustered easily
• but when it isn’t rushed and when he’s got the whole “what do i have to lose?” or the “i love this girl so much” attitude, he’s super passionate and tender and sweet and gentle and ugh it makes you melt
• he once made you cry, like, a lot, once.
• not gonna go into extreme details but it involved him being stubborn and being too stubborn to apologize to you.
• that is until he found you in the practice room crying your poor little heart out.
• he gave you a super sweet hug and hugged you really tight and when you calmed down, he cupped your cheeks and kissed you super softly and said small “sorry"s in between kisses and you forgave him bc, how can you not.
• “let’s never fight again”
• “yeah. agreed.”
• but the next week y'all fought over green m&m’s so it’s like ???? but y'all still cute.
• YOUR FIRST KISS W DOYOUNG. OK THIS IS A FUNNY STORY.
• “are u cold?”
• “no, well, maybe, im kinda numb”
• it was snowing and y'all started dating a few months ago but training and everything got in the way so y'all just got some time alone and decided to sit out on a bench, in the snow, in below freezing temperature, very smart.
• doyoung wanted to be cool and give you his coat or something but HE WAS COLD TOO. LIKE. SO COLD.
• so he just, used the next best thing
• he kissed you really awkwardly, like, he didnt even, move his body he just turned his head, but his lips were super soft but FREEZING COLD and you went all red and started burning up and freaking out, so in the moment, you forgot that in order to kiss someone, you gotta kiss them back.
• so doyoung really quickly disconnected from your lips and was like “IM- SO SORRY”
• and you were like “OH MY GOD NO I LIKED IT”
• and he was like “wait you did?”
• and you nodded
• and doyoung started smiling and laughing a lot and was like “then, uh, can i try again?”
• and you were like “OF COURSE”
• “are u gonna kiss back this time or-”
• he talks too much, so you just kissed him first and cut him off and his hands naturally wrapped around your waist and it was a really ejdjfjfk experience.
• his lock screen was a picture of himself. bc he didn’t want anyone to tease him for having you as his lock screen.
• SOOOO, you were his home screen :“)
• but johnny was like "dude you can’t do that you gotta embrace your bae”
• so his lock screen changed to a really awkward pic you two took together, but you looked good in it so he didn’t care or notice how awkward he looked.
• ohhhh but the other members did and they wouldn’t let the boy live his life in peace after that.
• but he was happy that you were now on both his lock screen and home screen.
• “who’s ur favorite nct member”
• “isn’t it obvious- it’s jaehyun”
• “woW. I hAVE NEVER BEEN SO oFFENDED??? whYDO i BOTHER.”
• you tease doyoung a lot like
• he’d do something stupid like, put popsicles in the microwave instead of the fridge bc he was zoning out and you’d be like
• “this is why 부릉부릉 (booroong booroong?? idk the american name lol) was a failure.”
• “iFYOUDONOTSTOP-”
• you ask him to sing for you a lot and he’s always singing so he’s like “k.”
• his voice is so soothing that it helps you go to sleep.
• anOther. cuTE. stoRY.
• one time you woke up from this really scary nightmare and you were sweating and panting and you were about to cry
• doyoung woke up like “hoLY- WHAT HAPPENED ARE YOU OK”
• and you just hugged him super tight and asked him to sing for you
• and that’s exactly what he did, he hugged you back, layed back in bed, and sang for you.
• walks in the park
• it took him literally the longest time for him to get comfortable holding your hand
• it took donghyuck/haechan dressing up as a girl and pretending to be you
• donghyuck dressing up as a girl, pretending to be you, pressuring him to hold his hand, and all the members pressuring him, has traumatized him greatly.
• but now he loves holding your hand but, he doesn’t do it often, bc he’s still kind of shy
• kissing in public? lol who dis
• doyoung may not kiss you in the general public, but he does kiss you in front of the members, but they’re not, hardcore make out sessions, just cute, soft ones that are longer than 3 seconds.
• the members find it disgusting bc no one is a fan of pda that’s not coming from themselves and their s/o so they’re always like “GET A ROOM PLEASE Y'ALL GROSS”
• doyoung gets jealous but he doesn’t get too possessive or protective. he doesn’t become a mom, or make you feel uncomfortable.
• he very often feels insecure about you finding someone better and someone who’ll love you more than him, and when he feels like that, he becomes a little more affectionate.
• he’d all of the sudden start kissing your neck and you’d be like “why are you suddenly so affectionate?”
• “because i love you, um, duh?”
• doyoung tells you everything
• like, everything like
• “OK. NCT 127 IS DEBUTING SOON SO, GET YOUR VOICE READY TO DO SOME CHANTING.”
• “TAEIL’S OST IS GREAT. BECAUSE OF YOU. IT’S CALLED BECAUSE OF YOU. LISTEN TO IT. IT’S GREAT.”
• “i’m so sorry but i drank your sprite.”
• he gives you all the details about everything when you ask him
• he loves talking and you love listening to him
• you guys have the funniest/deepest convos after 12 am
• sometimes you guys are so tired that you’re talking about why mice are attracted to the scent cheese
• and sometimes you guys get so deep that you feel like you guys figured out the secrets of the illuminati.
• you video chat doyoung a lot and he doesn’t want to be disturbed so he always goes into a quiet room, and if there isn’t a quiet room, he goes into the closet, or the bathroom
• doyoung sends the longest text messages, or the most confusing text messages, there’s no in between.
• it’s either “yes, i know but what if it’s not like that and it’s like this, like i said a thousand times before? ok look-” and continuing, or “mhm, yup.”
• you send him pictures of him that you find online, with heart emojis and he gets super flustered and gets into a good mood for the whole day
• one time you said, as a joke, that you liked rappers more than vocals.
• he stayed up all night learning how to rap.
• he got a kiss from you when he told you what he did and you were like “aw sweet baby u really care about me ily”
• Y'ALL SURPRISINGLY DONT SAY I LOVE YOU TO EACH OTHER AS OFTEN AS PEOPLE WOULD THINK.
• it’s kind of like, when you’re both super happy, when one of you are super happy, when you’re both super in love, when one of you are super in love w the other, or the morning when y'all get up after sexy time ;“)))
• sexy time w doyoung is super loud
• and he wraps his hands around your wrist or, anywhere and everywhere.
• he loves it when you take over and you’re dominant. you guys take turns but he likes it more when you’re in control.
• OK DOYOUNG CANT COOK FOR SHIT.
• SO EITHER YOU COOK AND DUMP IN A SHIT LOAD OF MSG, EAT TAKE OUT, OR ORDER PIZZA OR CHICKEN.
• you hang out w jaemin, jisung, and jeno bc THEY CUTE.
• doyoungs like "no don’t do that they’re all rude children, except jisung and jeno.”
• yuta is very supportive of you two, but he’s always like “SAFE SEX. DON’T GET PREGGOS. HAHAHAHA”
• “yuta stop” -hansol
• you wear doyoungs sweaters a lot and they’re all soft and big
• doyoung likes to hug you/cuddle when you’re wearing his sweaters bc you look so cute
• “doyoung ur skin is so ni c e”
• you touch his skin a lot like, his hands, his cheeks, they’re so soft and nice and smooth and, how.
• you guys laugh a lot at really stupid things that only the two of you would find entertaining
• “YOU REALLY DO LOOK LIKE A BUNNY” is the first actual thing you said to doyoung besides simple “hello"s and "how are you?"s before the two of you started dating.
• he fell in love with your laugh and your sarcasm and your kind little heart, and your confidence to yell at him saying that he really looks like a bunny before you two became close.
• oh yeah you’re both really sarcastic towards other people but really genuine towards each other.

Told You So - NCT Mark Lee

[ Y/N’s P.O.V. ]

“Thanks a lot for the false hope. I really appreciate it,” I sarcastically said to Jaemin as the two of us watched Mark and Yeri happily talking together.

Jaemin has been bugging to me about how much Mark likes me and all, which I didn’t really believe in the beginning. But as time passed, all the points that Jaemin mentioned was becoming more noticeable and it kind of made me develop some kind of feeling for Mark.

But recently, he’s been hanging out with Yeri often. I know I shouldn’t be jealous of that since I don’t even own Mark.

“But I swear, he does have feelings for you Y/N,” Jaemin said. “He even indirectly told me about it.”

“Jaemin, just look at him and Yeri. They’re both really happy and I think that I should just-urgh! I don’t know anymore.”

Jaemin sighed and looked around the cafeteria and spots Jeno, immediately tapping my shoulder to look at Jeno.

“I’ve got an idea,” Jaemin said and looked back at Jeno. “Why don’t you get close to him and maybe it’ll make Mark jealous. So, the both of you are even.”

“Hang on, I’m not jealous,” I said to Jaemin with a frown. “I’m just confused at his feelings.”

“Y/N, there’s no point hiding it now because you’re one of my best friends. You are going to do as I say and make Mark jealous,” Jaemin said as he placed his hands on my shoulder. “Is that clear?”

I didn’t reply and looked back at Mark and Yeri. The two seemed really happy, and I do kind of want to make Mark jealous - or at least see if he feels the same as me.

I looked back at Jaemin and sighed lightly. “What if it doesn’t work?”

Jaemin shook his head and let go of my shoulders. “Y/N, you’re receiving help from Na Jaemin. My plans always work.”

I stared at him for a little while before saying: “You sound awfully like Haechan right now.”

“I heard my name!” Haechan exclaimed as he came towards Jaemin and I.

“It’s nothing,” I said with Haechan and chased him away. “Don’t be nosy.”

“Excuse you, I am not nosy,” Haechan said and sat down. “I am just interested in what you two are talking about.”

Before I could say anything, Jaemin straight up tells Haechan everything and immediately agrees with Jaemin’s plan.

“His plan is actually really good, Y/N,” Haechan said.

“I didn’t say it was bad. I just said what if it doesn’t work,” I defended myself.

“That’s indirectly doubting his plan,” Haechan said.

“And you should never doubt a plan by Na Jaemin,” Jaemin added.

I just sighed helplessly and watched Haechan call out to Jeno, loudly - I think the whole cafeteria heard it, but only Jeno’s table and, Mark and Yeri looked at us.

I looked at Mark, realising that he was staring at me, and immediately turned my gaze to Jeno.

As Jeno made his way here, Haechan and Jaemin were discussing a plan.

“What’s up?” Jeno asked and took a seat beside me, since Haechan was sitting beside Jaemin.

“Y/N needs someone to study with for our exam, but no one’s free tomorrow,” Haechan began.

“Oh, what a bummer,” Jeno said. “I’ll accompany you then, Y/N. If you want,” Jeno offered.

“Great!” Haechan happily exclaims. “Y/N and Jeno are going on a study date! Cute!”

I face palmed myself for Haechan’s loud voice and looked over at Mark and Yeri. The two were still talking, but Mark was looking at me. I ignored him and looked at Jeno.

“So, library?” I asked and Jeno nodded.

“I need you to help me with Physics,” Jeno said with a faint laugh. “My physics is horrible.”

“I need your help in Add Maths,” I said with a giggle. “Mine is probably the worst in class.”

***

“So, where should we start?” Jeno asked as we both took a seat near the end of the library.

We choose to sit there because: first, there wasn’t anyone there and second, we are aloud to be a little bit loud here. So, I thought it’ll be nice if we could sit here and maybe have a great time together.

“Let’s start with Physics then,” I said and opened up the chapter that we recently studied in class.

Before I could say anything, my mind was interrupted by the one person I didn’t expect to see.

Urgh, their laugh, their smiles. Just the idea of them together just makes me sick to my stomach. Why are they here? If they wanted to hangout so much, why couldn’t they do it at the park or something. I know this is to make Mark jealous and all, but Mark being here with Yeri just breaks my heart and makes me feel like the plan isn’t working at all.

“Y/N, are you okay?” Jeno asked as he realised that I spaced out a little.

I looked back at him and nodded. “O-of course, I was just thinking of something. Let’s start.”

[ Mark’s P.O.V. ]

“She isn’t even looking here and we’ve been here for hours,” I said to Yeri in sadness. “She seems so happy with Jeno. I thought you said that she has like some feelings for me?”

“She does! It’s just that you’re too blind to see it,” Yeri said and flicked my head.

“But, why doesn’t she even care that I’m here?”

“Well, have you ever considered that maybe you should just tell her straight?” Yeri suggested. “Honestly, the entire school like knows that you two like each other, AND YET you two are talking with someone else of the opposite gender and pretending to like someone else.”

“What are you trying to say?” I asked feeling slightly confused.

Yeri sighs with a shook of her head. “You know what, I’m not even going to help you right now. Just figure it out yourself.”

As Yeri stood up, I immediately followed after her. “Yeri, don’t leave me. I’ll look like a loner.”

Yeri just rolled her eyes. “The more I hangout with you, the more Y/N is going to hate me.”

“What?” I asked in confusion. “Why would she hate you? You’re like one of my best friends.”

“Mark, I love you like you’re my own brother, but you are very very very horrible in this kind of stuff,” Yeri said with a sigh. “I want to help you, but this is your decision. I can’t help you when it comes to this kind of stuff.”

***

[ Y/N’s P.O.V. ]

As days passed, I hung out with Jeno a lot and we’ve actually grown unexpectedly close. We even walk back home together now, with Jaemin, Haechan and Renjun tagging along, of course.

But, the whole point of this, was to make Mark jealous and now, I’m not even sure if this is working. He and Yeri seem a bit distant, but they’re still hanging out often.

“Y/N~ Earth to Y/N~” Jaemin waved his hand in front of me as I snapped out of my thoughts. “Thinking about Mark again, aren’t you.”

I just sigh and walked in front of them with a disappointed feeling in my heart.

The boys began talking about something, that I couldn’t quite hear.

“Y/N,” Jeno called out to me. “Let’s get ice cream, I’ll pay for you. To cheer you up, okay?”

Damn, Jeno. You can’t use the free ice cream ticket.

I smiled a little and rolled my eyes. “Okay.”

“Hey! What about us?” Haechan asked with a pout.

“Yeah, don’t forget that we’re here as well,” Renjun added.

“I’m buying only for Y/N cause she deserve it,” Jeno said and stuck out his tongue at the boys in a joking way. “Come on!” Jeno said as he held my hand and dragged me to the nearest ice cream shop.

***

“Thanks for the ice cream Jeno,” I thanked him as I began to lick my ice cream.

“Anything for you, Y/N,” Jeno said and wrapped one of his arms around my shoulder.

“Where are we going now?” I asked Jeno.

Jeno didn’t reply immediately and looked around the shop a little. All of the sudden…

“Y/N, help me hold my ice cream for a while,” Jeno said and passed his ice cream to me. “I need to use the washroom.”

“O-okay,” I said in shock as he ran back into the ice cream shop.

As I patiently waited for Jeno to come out, I see someone in the corner of my eyes.

[ Author’s P.O.V. ]

“Hey,” Mark greeted Y/N as he nervously had his hands in his pocket.

“H-hey,” Y/N greeted him back. “What are you doing here?” Y/N asked.

“I was walking back home, but I saw you here,” Mark said. “Are you here alone?”

“Errr, no,” Y/N replied and showed him the two ice cream. “I’m here with Jeno. He bought me ice cream today.”

“Oh, that’s nice,” Mark faked a smile. “You’ve been close with Jeno, recently.”

“Yeah, he’s a really great friend,” Y/N replied with a slight nod.

There was a short silence that was broken by Mark who was getting impatient.

“Are you doing anything, this weekend?”

Y/N gave a quick thought and remembered that she was busy that day. “Yeah, I’m supposed to help Jeno with his Physics.”

“Oh,” Mark replied feeling a little disappointed. “C-can I join?”

Y/N was surprised by his answer but nodded her head. “Sure.”

“Then, maybe after that, we can go somewhere together? Just the two of us?” Mark asked unsurely.

His heart was beating really quick as he asked, hoping that Y/N couldn’t hear his heartbeat.

“W-what for?” Y/N asked.

Mark sigh before explaining to Y/N about how he felt. “Y/N, I really really really really like you a lot, and I really would like if I could take you out on a date. I know this is really unexpected but I really would like to spend more time with you. Seeing you with Jeno kind of made me feel jealous and I want to spend time with you as much as he does.”

Y/N was stunned at Mark’s words.

“Y-you like m-me?” Y/N asked and Mark nodded.

“I thought you like Yeri?” Y/N asked.

Mark shook his head immediately. “She’s like a sister to me. Plus, she likes one of the seniors.”

“Really? You like me?” Y/N asked again, not being able to believe it.

Mark nodded with a smile.

“I-I like you too,” Y/N confessed with a smile that made Mark smile even brighter. “I can’t believe the boys were right,” Y/N said with a faint laugh.

“I can’t believe Yeri was right!” Mark half-exclaimed in happiness making the both of us laugh.

“Didn’t we told you so?” The two loved ones heard Haechan said from behind with Jaemin, Jeno, Renjun and Yeri all-together.

“If only you guys listened to us and just confessed earlier,” Yeri added with a smirk.

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right, so i ended up adding all the 00 liners of NCT Dream xD i hope it was nice and enjoyable to read tho x’D squeezed all my brain juice out for this story. goodnight ~ !

It’s Going To Take A Lot

Fandom: WWE

Pairing: Diesel [Kevin Nash]/OFC

Rating: Holy shit M.

AN: This is long. This is very, very long. And an AU. And horribly sappy. Merry Chrismuts, everyone.Tagging @tox-moxley…I would tag more folks but I don’t know who likes Diesel D: maybe I’m just old and pitiful. Enjoy!

[The Thirst Party Saturday entry will be up later tonight, never fear!]


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boyfriend!DK
  • loves to make jokes about everything and anything, just to see you laughing 
  • the other members always warn him to tone it down with his humor in front of you, but his teasing is usually harmless so you don’t mind 
  • until of course he starts with the cheesy pickup lines and you’re like seOKMIN S t O P 
  • he doesn’t stop, he keeps at it until you’re a blushing pile of goo
  • also a big fan of sending you funny pictures he takes of the members and of himself
  • his snapchat story is like 300 seconds long and it’s just him making weird faces at the camera 
  • made his name in your phone ‘seoktalk’ and hoshi was like why not ‘soonseok talk’ and seokmin was like “because you’re not dating them only i am so your part had to be removed duh” 
  • is jealous in an overly playful way like tickling any member that’s standing too close to you because no that’s his spot not their’s
  • once you made your background wonwoo on purpose and seokmin got so pouty and wouldn’t stop bothering you to change it for like a whole hour until finally you did
  • literally half your dates are at karaoke places 
  • usually he sings and you stare in awe
  • until he starts singing ballads to you and basically serenading you in the small dark room and you’re like seokmin i hate how beautiful your voice is because he’s literally making you m e L t 
  • the people at the karaoke place near pledis know you two as the ‘really loud couple’ because seokmin gets real excited and real loud whenever he does ‘adore u’ on the machine
  • he likes lending you his clothes because once you put on his sweater or his scarf he’s like “doesn’t it smell like me~ don’t you feel my warmth through the fabric~?” 
  • he buys one drink for you two at cafes usually and you’re like why?? and he’s like so we can share it of course
  • (seokmin just wants to indirectly kiss you)
  • speaking of kissing seokmin is such a sucker for like the cute kinds of kisses like butterfly kisses and eskimo kisses
  • but when he’s really been missing you or something like that his kisses are passionate and slightly playful with him nipping at your bottom lip and sometimes even purposely only kissing the side of your mouth to make you impatient. 
  • it’s cute tho because when he leans in, sometimes you can even feel him laughing against your mouth because this is still just a tad bit awkward for him. 
  • he once confessed he wanted to try like an upside down kiss or something with you and you were blushing like seokmin stop and he was also blushing you both were blushing and literally the rest of seventeen was like we gtg u two are toO cheesy 
  • since hoshi and seokmin are close you and hoshi get close too and seokmin is totally chill with that because tbh hoshi keeps rigging your games of truth or dare and daring you to kiss or hug or let seokmin carry you and literally hoshi is the biggest shipper of you x seokmin 
  • you and seokmin got matching cell phone charms 
  • and matching snapbacks
  • and matching fake plastic rings from a crane game he won for you
  • seokmin likes couple items ok let the boy live
  • he’s a big affectionate puppy that loves to give you forehead kisses and have you sit on his lap and back hug you in random places at random times
  • its cute and fun but sometimes you’re like seokmin please control yourself we are in public and he gets pouty because “i can’t, i love you sooooooo much~ i just adore youuuuuuu” 
  • (he loves saying ‘i adore you’ ironically and unironically) 
  • once he bought like ten sticker sheets of flowers and asked you to cover his arms in them because he was bored 
  • he ended up covering your arms too and you two were laughing manically and vernon walked by shaking his head like what is up with those two???
  • seokmin’s smile is as strong as the sunlight so you took a photo of it and made it your background and seokmin sometimes gets shy of it like “make it something more cool” and you’re like “your smile is cool!” and honestly your compliments do so much for his self esteem 
  • actually seokmin is a super vibrant, energetic person who just wants the best for you and everyone around him but sometimes he loses track of taking care of himself so you’re always there to remind him that yes- help others, but also he should look out for himself
  • also you remind him daily that he’s important and that seventeen wouldn’t be the same without their energy of the group~
  • just those simple little supports from you really help him do his best!
  • and even though he’s a big goofy cutiepie, he can always be super serious when it comes to cheering you up and to making sure you’re ok. he’s honestly very trustworthy and knows exactly what to do and say to make your gloomy days better
  • loves giving you piggyback rides
  • loves eating your snacks when you’re not looking and then pretending he didn’t do it with crumbs all over his face
  • whines when you remind him to take medicine when he’s sick 
  • his favorite cuddling position is like having your legs thrown over his lap and your arms around his shoulders like while you two are watching a movie or something. it’s just nice and comfortable and lazy 
  • loves trips to the aquarium and to the zoo, imitates all the animals and makes you die of laughter 
  • “im so proud of you! come here so i can kiss your face” (this is both something he would say and something he would like to hear from you)
  • has an old gameboy that he likes playing with his head in your lap
  • whenever you two find yourself in a silence he starts talking about the first day he saw you and how he fell in love in an instant and during one of those stories he sits up and looks at you and gets really serious and says ‘i love you’ for the first time and it’s so emotional that it stops your heart for a second or two
  • whenever he gets his stage makeup done he makes hoshi take a photo so he can send it to you and ask if he looks ok or not~
  • he asks you to send him photos of yourself too. he saves all of them into a folder titled ‘my night’ (courtesy of the lyrics from ‘20′) 
  • sometimes he gets really concentrated while he’s practicing and you swear he has never looked more handsome with his lips parted and his hair messily pressed against his forehead and he looks so strong and determined but then he turns to you with his silly wide smile and you’re like rip 
  • keeps talking about how your married life will be in the future and making you get all flustered while seungcheol wipes a tear in the corner and mumbles that it looks like his son is all grown up
  • seokmin wants to wear flower crowns with you and just be happy together forEVER

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A wet birthday surprise (Another  Hunter omorashi story)

 “Where are you??” I asked Hunter through the phone. “We’re waiting here outside the house.” I said, irritated at his tardiness. 

“M’ sorry.” he said, his words slurred. It sounded as if he was in bed. 

“Were you sleeping?? It’s two in the afternoon.” I snapped. We had planned to go out together and watch a movie, then get dinner at a nice resturant with two of our friends, then finally head to Hunter’s surprise party, which he didn’t know about.

“Yea.. sorry. I fell asleep and lost track of time.” he said apologetic. I could hear scuffling in the back round. “I’m getting dressed now. Give me ten minutes.” I scoffed and hung up. I scrolled through my phone, texting Tammy and Sammy, both twins, that we might be late. Finally he came down. He was wearing a button up plaid shirt and khakis. He slid into the seat next to me. I couldn’t help but notice how tired he looked. 

“Hey beautiful.” he said, kissing my forehead. I didn’t answer as I started the car. “I’m sorry about being late I just-”

“I don’t care.” I snapped, irritated. He winced slightly and continued

“I was over at my mom’s all night, I had to stay with her until my sister got back from work, which wasn’t until 6 am.” he mumbled. Suddenly, I felt awful. 

“Why?” I asked, still keeping my eyes on the road as we pulled out.

“She was a little ill, nothing serious but..” he said, his voice trailing off. I nodded understanding. After a ten minute drive we were there. We both got out and walked toward the theater. 

“Horror movie?” I asked, suddenly excited. Hunter stared at me blankly. 

“Remember what happened last time? You didn’t leave my house for a week. Not that I’m complaining.” he said raising his eyebrows. I smacked his arm lightly as I said “How about ‘Opening Act’?” 

“Whatever floats your boat.” he mumbled, suddenly quieter. He shifted his weight from foot to foot.

“You okay?” I asked him. 

“I’m fine.” he said forcing a smile “Just a bit tired.” I realized we were ten minutes late for the movie. 

“Okay come on!” I said grabbing his hand and pulling him inside. We quickly ordered a large popcorn and two sodas. We took our seats in the theater. The movie was beginning to start as we sat down. 

“Thank god for commercials.” I joked, getting comfortable in my seat. When he didn’t answer i looked over. He looked a bit pale, and was shifting in his seat, as if trying to get into a comfortable position. When he noticed me staring he stopped. I looked back at the screen. The movie was beginning to get interesting when he started squirming again. He looked uncomfortable as he slid a hand on his drink. He drank it casually until i stopped staring. His breathing, wasn’t heavy, but it hitched every few seconds.

“You sure you’re okay?” he nodded. 

“Just kinda cold. No big deal.” I believed him, and rested my head on his shoulder. That seemed to do the trick as he stayed still, until halfway through the movie. His hands began to trail around his outer thigh. He gently brushed my head off his shoulder. 

“I’m going to go buy more snacks.” He informed me. I shook my head vigorously, if he ate so much now, it would spoil his appetite for later. 

“We’ll eat later, the movies almost done.” 

“But-”

“Please?” I begged. The restaurant was very high class and had awesome food. It would suck if he didn’t eat anything. 

“Okay.” 

“Hey can you keep it down?” A voice asked angrily. I knew this was the wrong thing to say, Hunter was very short tempered. To my surprise though, he did nothing but close his eyes tightly and look up at the ceiling, his expression urgent. I had no idea what was going on with him. I watched him, fixated as his adams apple protruded from his neck. After a while the movie was over and the lights turned on. Hunter jumped up, looking relieved the movie was over. 

“You that hungry?” I asked. He nodded as we climbed down the stairs. For some reason I was moving a lot faster then he was. I looked back at him, and realized with a sudden thought, that he had to pee. I knew better then to say anything about it, I knew it would be embarrassing for him, if he knew that I knew he was desperate for the toilet. Again. I waited for him at the bottom of the stairs, and we walked out together. 

“I’m gonna use the bathroom.” I told him, hoping that it would give him the opportunity to relieve himself. He nodded, and I walked inside. I didn’t really have to do anything, and I waited a while before walking out. Hunter was out there, leaning against the wall, still looking desperate. I linked my arm with his, and we walked out together. 

“S-stop.” he suddenly whispered out. I stopped and looked at him, concerned. “I-I-I..” he moaned, and put a hand over his lower stomach. 

“I know..” I said quietly. I rubbed his back softly. 

“I really.. have to go..” he said, avoiding my gaze. His face was a crimson color. 

“How long have you had to go?” I asked. 

“Since I left my mom’s house..” he whined sheepishly. I held back my shock as I helped him into the car. I could tell he was grabbing himself through his pocket, and i tried not to look. 

He looked up at me. “C-c-can you u-undo m-my belt please?” He asked nervously. I felt my heart skip a beat as I nodded.

 I started to undo his belt. He gasped as my hand brushed against his swollen bladder. He bounced his leg up and down. 

“Crap.” he whimpered. But when i took off the belt, he moaned with relief. 

“Thanks Ariel..” he told me. I smiled a bit as I started the car. He had calmed down a bit, but still looked pretty desperate. 

“Why didn’t you use the toilet at the theater?” I asked. He blushed and bit his lip. 

“They were out of o-order.” he stuttered. I nodded and faced the road. Soon we were there. He hopped out of the car and sped into the restaurant. I followed him inside quickly. As he got towards the toilet, he stopped and groaned in agony, openly gripping his crotch. The door was open, but they were cleaning inside, and no one was allowed to come in. I put a hand on his back. 

“It’s okay. We can go home after this.” I lied. We were going to his party after, but there were working toilets there. 

“Can we go home now?” he asked looking at me with his pleading green eyes, and golden blonde hair. I looked down at our shoes and scuffed the floor. “I-It’s never mind it’s fine I can wait. And look there’s Tammy and-” he stopped, and gave a small moan. He gripped his crotch tighter. He was starting to draw curious, and disapproving eyes. 

“Come on. I said grabbing his arm and pulling him to the table. “We have to cut this short.” I told Tammy and Sammy. They both nodded and stood up. 

“Happy birthday Hunter.” they sang. Hunter didn’t seem to hear them as he limped back towards the car. “Is he okay?” Tammy asked. 

“We gotta hurry.” I said as we rushed outside. We all got into the car and began to drive. Hunter whimpered and crossed his legs. 

“Babe..” he whispered “I’m about to pee any second. I’m so sorry.” he cried quietly. Tammy and Sammy exchanged sympathetic looks. 

“You’ll make it. I’ll stop at a place where you can relieve yourself.” I said. He moaned and leaned forward, his head touching the window. We stopped at the Recreational community center. 

“Why here?” he asked. None of us answered as we got up. Hunter however remained seated. 

“you guys go inside, we’ll meet you there.” I told Sammy. They nodded and went inside. 

“Ar..iel” he moaned squeezing his eyes close and rubbing his crotch. I could see a small wet spot formed. I helped him up and we walked slowly toward the double doors. We were inside, and it was dark. Suddenly the lights sprang on.

“SURPRISE!” Over thirty people shouted “HAPPY 21 BIRTHDAY!” they yelled. Hunter jumped. He suddenly doubled over in pain, and sank slowly to his knees. I watched as his pants became damper and damper, he was grunting and moaning quietly, his hands still gripping his crotch, desperatly trying to stop the stream. I kneeled down next to him, my knees touching the urine. The crowd began to whisper, and a few of his friends began to laugh. The crowd was shocked, and Hunter was humiliated. He stood up slowly, and walked out. I followed him and put my hand on his shoulder. I realized that his shoulders were shaking. 

“I’m sorry.” he whispered, shivering from the cold. 

“Theres nothing to be sorry about..” I said pulling him into a hug, not caring that my clothes were wet. We stood like that for a while. 

“You’re a great girlfriend.. I love you Ariel..” he said. I stood there, shocked. This was the first time he’s ever said that he loved me. 

“I love you too..” I said without any hesitation.

Werewolf!Yoongi Part Two

It is now time for our lovable lil Daegu marshmallow with the cutest lil eyes, Min Yoongi aka Suga aka August D aka speaking of eyes can we talk about Yoongi’s bc I love I’m s u c h an eye person they’re my favorite facial feature and just physical feature in general tbh so when someone like yoon comes along it's a okay with me bc his eyes are so cute and like when he smiles and they do the thing !!!!!!! w oW like his eyes are just top quality 10/10 round of applause to his parents

  • Part one is here, werewolf!Yoongi as a father is here
  • For a more in depth explanation, you can go to Jin’s post (right here) but I’ll do a quick summary here
  • Dating and/or falling in love with humans isn’t forbidden but bc there’s a high chance the human may wanna leave their partner after they find out, it isn’t encouraged
  • Yoongi never really thinks too much into it??
  • Like he’s not even all that concerned about love in general bc he has other things going on in his life
  • He has music, he has basketball, he has his pack
  • Basketball and his pack take up his days and his music takes up his nights so love isn’t really on his mind too much
  • He’s actually the sixth to fall in love
  • He meets you during school originally
  • You two had always taken the same classes but you’d never talked much
  • Maybe a quick hey or some small talk but you had never been best friends
  • You two meet once again in music class during your first year of college
  • But it’s a similar deal
  • You two do talk a lot more now that you both know you have a love for music in common
  • You find his taste in music to be super interesting and you two are constantly suggesting songs to each other before class while you wait for your professor
  • You two were friends but still not be s t friends
  • Like you now knew his name and how old he was, why he liked music, what his major was
  • It wasn’t until Namjoon “introduced” you two that he started to wonder how you kept reappearing in his life
  • He didn’t really think too far into it when Namjoon said he was bringing a friend home to study
  • So he’s sprawled out on the couch, he’s got sweats and a baggy t-shirt he lowkey stole from Jungkook on and his hair’s still all messy from sleeping
  • Side note, he’d look s o cuddly like can we just imagine that look for a second
  • A sleepy lil Yoongi in clothes that are two sizes too big with bed head and sleepy eyes 10/10 bless
  • Namjoon and you walk in and it’s just hey aren’t you the dude from music class it’s Yoongi right??
  • The whole study thing ends up not happening bc you and Yoongi are too busy reconnecting after not seeing each other for an entire term
  • Namjoon isn’t too upset though bc he gets to watch Yoongi try to lowkey flirt just a tiny bit and it’s hilarious
  • He’s trying really hard not to laugh bc he’s never seen Yoongi act this way
  • Like he’s used to Yoongi not really paying much attention to anyone outside of the pack so to see him actually talking to you and even slipping in a few flirty lines is like whoa
  • And plus you’re also returning those flirty lines bc he’s cute as fuck and he’s also nice as fuck like genuine overall amazing human being who’s not actually 100% human bc werewolf
  • He figures since he already likes you and he can tell you like him too, why not try it out
  • Okay but real quick, head canon that werewolf!Yoongi’s never been on a date bc he’s always been busy with other shit and has never cared too much about whether he’s in single or not
  • So he actually gets kinda nervous but hides it really well
  • Like he's known for being laidback and mr swag and shit 
  • If the boys knew he was nervous, he’d never hear the end of it especially from Namjoon bc joon still hasn’t let him live down the flirting
  • Around you however, it kinda shows a lil bit just a lil teeny tiny bit
  • Like yeah his hands may be a lil shaky and maybe he's fidgety but it’s cute 
  • You two end going to this lil music shop that his friend owns bc it means you two can hang out in the back and just listen to all of the music
  • I feel like Yoongi would find music to be comforting so it would really help him calm down once he's back in his area of expertise
  • You two actually have a lot of fun together
  • Like the date’s super chill and relaxing and it isn’t really fancy restaurants and suit and ties but it’s amazing
  • It’s the best date you’ve ever been on, which you do tell him at the end of the night
  • He gets super flustered and is just what who but then he tries to play it cool like of course it was it’s me did you doubt me
  • But you can still see the faint blush on his cheeks which is super endearing
  • I feel like Yoongi would be pretty blunt when it came to telling you
  • He’d tell you around the one year mark, once he was one hundred percent sure he loved you and you loved him and that you two could stay together and be compatible
  • You two are all cuddled up a few days after the anniversary, with some movie neither of you are really paying attention to playing in the background
  • He’s just hey I’m a werewolf btw
  • He answers all of your questions honestly
  • Even though he tries to tell himself that you love him just as much as he loves you, his heart is still pounding and he’s still waiting for you to tell him you’ll stay
  • Bc despite ignoring them for the most part, he did hear a lot of stories growing up of how devastating a breakup is for a werewolf and he’s not ready to lose you and he starts getting nervous again bc wait maybe I should’ve eased into this a bit more
  • But then you make a dog pun and he’s just done but also so relieved and happy
  • Like he jokes around and is all “okay time for bed then if you’re gonna make puns now” but he never actually gets up and just holds onto you a bit tighter
markhyuck hogwarts!au

if you read my renle hogwarts au ignore everything i said about them in that ok bYE


-donghyuck’s a slytherin and mARK’S A GRYFFINDOR OOooOoOOOooOoOooh

-they were friends before they became students at hogwarts right but nobody knows that

-like, the dream team is still alive and well

-but like, it’s lowkey af

-it’s split up into two groups but they all love each other like family

-mark has jaemin and chenle

-hyuck has renjun, jisung and jeno

-the friendship between mark and the rest of the dream team (except hyuck) isnt lowkey and the same goes for hyuck but markhyuck just pretend to hate each other

-they glare at each other whenever they see each other in the halls

-whenever someone mentions the other’s name, they get really pissed and change the subject

-one time they got into a fight and hyuck got a split lip and mark’s cheek was bruised

-bUT LIKE

-LITERALLY ALL OF IT IS FAKE

-LIKE, AFTER THAT FIGHT, MARKHYUCK SNUCK OUT FOR A DATE AND MARK KEPT PECKING HYUCK’S LIPS MUMBLING ABOUT HOW SORRY HE WAS

-WHAT A FUCKIN NERD

-their parents (who’re muggles btw) never got along so they had to pretend to hate each other at muggle school too

-and they had to make sure they would NEVER find out so they just had to pretend to hate each other for as long as they could lmfao

-they have most of their dates in the room of requirement tbh lmao

-on hogsmeade weekend trips, they’d try their best to meet up somewhere but they rarely do :///

-they buy a shit ton of candy to share on dates back at hogwarts tho lmfao

-markhyuck gotta keep the slytherin x gryffindor rivalry alive man

-they’re both the captains of their quidditch teams and whenever there’s a match between the two houses, EVERYBODY’S there to see what kinda shit the two of them pull

-theyre infamous for their rivalry, it makes hyuck laugh really hard

-on like christmas trips back, the dream team lets them ride in their own cart omg

-they literally just cuddle the entire time and look at memes on tumblr bYE

-the dream team helps them hide their relationship from their parents oh my god

-but it doesnt always work

-it failed once and ONLY ONCE but it was really bad

-mark’s parents caught them together once and were FUCKING FURIOUS

-they were calling hyuck alllll sorts of bad shit

-and mark was slowly losing his cool

-him and hyuck were holding hands and mark was squeezing hyuck’s hand harder and harder trying to control himself

-hyuck was like trying to peel mark’s hand away awkwardly bc he was about to bolt away and like die

-hyuck’s the type to think theyre all badass but like, he cant fight without magic and he isnt going to use magic to fight his boyfriend’s parents lmfao

-but long story short, mark bleW THE FUCK UP

-he was screaming on and on about how his parents were fucking awful and how hyuck was better than either of them could ever be like the most emo kid youll ever see

-and to be like a lil bitch mark told them how him and hyuck had been best friends for years

-and boLTED OFF 

-listen, hyuck had seen mark be ‘mad’ a bunch of times but never for real

-mark’s a really laid-back guy so it was rare to see him actually mad

-so seeing mark being all mad and angry and defensive all for hyuck made him feel so special it melted his lil slytherin heart

-and like, mark is such a sucker for his parents, he wouldnt do ANYTHING to hurt them

-if hyuck wasnt completely whipped for mark yet, he was now bYE

-so after that, if anybody mentioned the word ‘parents’ around mark, hyuck had to be held back or else he wouldve murdered someone

-they are SO protective of each other

-when they see someone blatantly flirting with the other, it takes everything in them not to figHT THEM

-hyuck probably gets jealous really easily

-ok so the yule ball was coming up right

-and this ravenclaw chick asked mark to the ball

-and mark was like “oh hahaha… uh… sure….”

-mark was too nice to say no and he’s pretty sure if he did, she’d jinx him or something

-hyuck saw all of it B Y E

-he was F U R I O U S

-he was so pissed off but deep down he was hella hurt even tho there was no way they could go together anyway

-see i see slytherins like big hamsters with snake costumes

-soft as heck on the inside and wannabe toughs on the outside

-so hyuck didnt wanna talk to mark and end up telling him the truth

-so he just avoided him bc that’s what he does when he doesnt want anyone to find out what he’s feeling

-it happened for like an entire week until the yule ball came up

-during the week, mark would see hyuck and try to silently communicate

-and he KNOWS hyuck noticed him but he just ignored him

-and like, hyuck can make mark’s day by just being in his presence

-mark went from “ccccccccccccccc:” to “:////////////////////////”

-mark had to go to renjun and ask him if something was up with hyuck

-”?? no?? he seems ok??”

-”oh… is he ignoring you or not talking to you?”

-”no?? we talk like usual. is something wrong?”

-mark’s lil heart broke oh my gOD

-”oh… nothing.. nothing’s wrong i just wanted to ask”

-poor baby 

-so they didnt talk for an entire week (longest time theyve never not spoken!!!)

-and at the yule ball, mark cornered hyuck

-and hyuck being hyuck paniCKED

-”what are you doing??? people are staring!!! at least tell me if we’re gonna fight omg!!!”

-”why do you keep avoiding me?”

-”im not!! just go!!”

-and mark finally realizes people are looking (even tho hyuck mentioned it smh) and drags hyuck to the room of requirement

-”i know youre avoiding me”

-”mark im really not, can i just go?”

-”tell me why youre avoiding me.”

-”i just really fucking hate the fact that you said yes to that bitch ravenclaw after we decided not to go with anyone.”

-theyre still holding hands btw mark fuckin refused to let go lmfao

-”you couldve just told me…”

-”that’s dumb”

-”youre dumb”

-poor bby mark is more careful to not hurt his dumb boyfriend’s feelings anymore

-the end i don’t know how to end things

boyfriend! jaehyun
  • well in all honestly ur friendship began when u two were basically smol children,, he was ur neighbor who just moved in and it started off as simple glances @ each other from each others backyard 
  • until a few yrs later when ur puppy decided to run away and he happened to have found it for u,, so ther he was shyly waiting for u to open the door and retrieve ur lost puppy
  • and when u do, u see the boy from across the yard and ur like !!! omg thank u so much wow do u want some candy or ice cream or smth and lets be real who would turn down ice cream
  • so thts how ur friendship began, on a hot summer day, something beautiful was created 
  • but the thing was as u two got older, u two got further away from each other bc girls started to pay attention to him while u had to start paying attention to ur studies,, but that doesnt mean an end to a friendship
  • honestly? he would be ur best friend and u would be his until the day u die he’d always find u at school and u’d always check up on him, one way or another you’d have time for each other and that was the way things were until high school
  • he was the guy that captured all the girls hearts and u were the girl that kept up with studies but was occasionally bullied bc u were his best friend and people were jealous of u 
  • that didnt mean that the late night dates and horror movies and sleepovers ended, actually since u two got further apart from each other at school he insisted tht u two would do it more often and now since u two could drive, his new favorite thing was late night drives 
  • he wasnt sure why but he liked seeing u roll down the window and stick ur hand out the window or lean on the window and watch the stars as he drove 
  • but he loved these moments bc he can be with u away from school and he doesnt have to worry about people talkin shit and he knows they do about u but he doesnt say anything and tht,, that makes him feel so guilty but being here with u now was all he cared about at the moment
  • so a few months later another boy has suddenly taken interest in u and asks u out and ofc u say yes bc ur nice !! and jaehyun sees u two talking and hes like who tf and he asks u about it and u tell him its a date and hes like ???? what who when where why and ur like wtf r u saying ur suppose to be happy for me?? and hes like “o ye” 
  • so when u two depart he finds the closest girl he can find that likes him and asks her out bc he has this feeling in his heart and he cant explain it ?? 
  • so yes u two go on ur seperate dates and both go v well actually and u hav ur first kiss and ur telling jaehyun about it bc he asks how it went and hes like “..o haha o yeah thats um great” and holy shit the feeling in his heart worsens and he isnt sure why hes feeling this way so he distracts himself with that one other girl that he doesnt even like
  • deep down tho no matter how much he gets attention, hes beginning to lose urs, the one and only one he wants so he rants to mark bc he knows mark always got his back
  • but the thing is when u and mark hang out one day mark may or may not have let things slip “hyung was telling me the other day how u have a boyfriend now?” and “yeah he hasnt really been himself huh” “i think hes heartbroekn”
  • and ur like “huh? why?” bc on the outside it looks like hes having the time of his life, hes got a gf who loves him and hes been tellin u his grades r getting better (but its getting worst he just doesnt want u to occupy ur time with him he wants u to be happy with ur bf) 
  • and mark’s like ,, “well i,, i think hes in love i think hes found his soul mate” and ur like “well yeah i mean he looks happy af with her i wouldnt be surprised lmfao” and mark’s just staring at u with the saddest look in his eyes before he goes “with u noona, i think hes in love wit u” and ur like o_o whet and u think hes bluffing 
  • but when u hang out with jaehyun again u begin to notice things, the way he wraps his arms around ur waist and pull u closer to him even tho ur already walking so close togehter or the way he likes to hold ur hand and ur like shi mark rite best friends dont do this shit
  • and u even caught jaehyun staring at u once and u could have sworn u have never seen so much admiration in someones eyes and ur sure ur heart melted and u forgot ur bf bc who tf is that guy 
  • and after that night u never thought of jaehyun the same way again and lemme tell u the nxt wek u broke up with ur bf bc it wasnt fair to pretend u still had feelings for him 
  • and jaehyun was lowkey happy af and broke up wiht his girl too bc he was going to make a move on u he had to ask u out he wasnt going to lose this opportunitiy bc u mean so much to him 
  • and what better way to ask,, under the stars arms tangled together and its silent wth the only sounds being made was ur breathing bc u two are about to doze off
  • and hes like “hey y/n? do u,, do u like me?” and it was so quiet u almost didnt hear and ur like “yeah ofc i do i lov u, u idiot” and hes like “…no no not like taht i mean, do u love me?” and u want to pretend lik u dont know what he means but u do, u really know what he means and u whisper yes bc what else r u gonna say huh?? 
  • and that was the last thing he heard as he dozes off with the biggest smile on his face
  • and lemme tell u from then on that boy has never left ur side hes so fucking clingy the next day he insists that u two go on ur first date 
  • the boys are so supportive of the relationship as well they love u two so much and were just as happy as u two as u guys got together,, but tbh they were so srpsied that things escalted fast af!! literally one day u two were bffls, then the nxt bf and gf and at first they were kinda confused about that lmfao
  • dates can range from hanging out to going and getting some fancy ass dinner but lowkey his favs are when u two just stay home and cuddle bc shit he loves holding u in his arms and he doesnt wanna let go bc ur so soft and fragile and precious in his arms 
  • and fcking shit kisses,, kisses are so tender and passionate and wants to kiss u 24/7 and he cups ur cheek or places his hand on ur neck to pull u closer to him bc he hates distance between u two and make out sessions were lit boi it gets hot 
  • tbh he hates it when u wear clohtes he prefers u walking around with his shirt on bc u look A+++ in dat shit and u’d catch him staring but he doesnt care, he just places u on the counter top and bam another make out session but u see, bc of this he almost burned the house down yikes
  • o my god piggy back rides exists for sure, bc he’d love it when u wrap ur arms around him and are resting ur chin on his shoulder and even when u arent tired he stil insists and make the boys take pics bc he wants to remember these forever 
  • he loves polariods bc he likes hanging them up and glancing at them when he wakes up in the morning and he cant wait to see u at shcool
  • he buys u breakfast and lunch v often and makes sure to treat u to coffee when an exam is coming up
  • he can b very gentle or rough and u loVE both :-)
  • and when u two are holding hands he likes to tangle his fingers in urs and even so often he’d bring ur hand up to his lips and kiss it gently or rub ur hand with his thumb 
  • he lieks to pull u close to him (as always) especially around boys or in public and he doesnt like it when boys look at u too long bc only he can do that
  • he also loves it when u two eat ramen together at a shop bc he likes to wipe ur mouth when ur being clumsy and miss smth and akljdfsdlkj he likes to brush his thumb across ur lip sometimes before he kisses u and ur still not sure how u havent fainted yet
  • he says i lov u 948234 times a day bc every time he looks at u he wants to say it again and again and again
  • o yeah hes lowkey whipped 4 u too he’ll do anything and everything u ask him to but its not an issue bc he just loves u so much and tbh ur the same way towards him
  • his mornign voice jfc every morning u dont mind waking up to hear the sound of his morning voice bc its the sweetest sound his voice is so deep and ur just about ready to fucking fall of the bed bc u cant take this shit anymore
  • and mornings are so soft and warm and sometims u two just stay in bed until noon 
  • and u alsoget the privelege of poking at his dimples (as if u havent already before) and he loves it bc its the cutest thing akdsljfs 
  • and hugs adjkf hugs are so warm and its so sincere and u never want to let go bc why would u???
  • one of his fav things is seeing u take care of th emini rookies especially jisung bc hes so smol and he’d watch u help him w/hw and hes thinking wow i want to start a family with this girl and he adores how much u take care of them and would watch for hours tbh even if ur just helping with hw
  • he lovs winters bc he likes to hold ur hand while u two are going up the cable car?? thingy up the hill before u two ski/snowboard down and he likes to sit by the fireplace and make u wear his sweaters and dkfjsl there may or may not be more sex to warm u two up :)))
  • when u two move in together he also wants to buy more puppies to remind u of ur guys childhood and what not 
  • so there u are having just woken up from the cold bc jaehyun accidentally took all the blanket again and he notices u wake up and realize it was bc of him again :-( so he takes u in his arms and wraps the blanket around u to keep u nice and warm,, and hes just about to say how much he loves u only to be interrupted by ur newborn hyper ass puppy causing both of u to smile 
  • bc all of this began on a hot summer afternoon with a puppy and lil did u two kno that on tht very day u met ur soulmate 

anonymous asked:

Hello! I just found your blog a few days ago and it's already become my favorite headcanon/writing blog! Could you maybe please write some headcanons about if both Noctis and Prompto had a crush on the same person and it ended up turning into a love triangle? o u o

Oh? Really? Your favorite? I’m…wow…I’ve made it to a favorite list I feel so special. I’m glad you like the blog, and thanks for being patient with my terrible updating patterns. 

I’m using different pronouns for this one, cause it’s easier. 

  • You don’t notice they have a crush on you for a very…long time. At first you thought they were just really good friends, but when Noctis touch actually lingers and you catch Prompto staring at you while you’re reading. You know somethings up.
  • Gladio and Ignis both know they like you because Noctis told Ignis and Prompto told Gladio and then Ignis and Gladio told each other. Like the gossiping kings they are, they know everything about everyone.
  • Both Ignis and Gladio choose to stay quiet about it though, despite how they act. Noctis and Prompto are both very…fragile. When it comes to romantic relationships. They aren’t experienced in that department.
  • As time passes, you start to develop a crush on the two of them, and that’s when things really get complicated. No one has confessed but you like them both and both the boys like you. You cuddle with Noctis longer in the mornings, you do Prompto’s hair when the blond isn’t awake enough to do it himself, you hold Prompto’s hand more. You start doing little things that show you like them back but they are still hesitant to confess.
  • Surprisngly both boys know they each have a crush on you, but their competitive attention seeking attitudes…aren’t that aggressive. They don’t care who you end up with, of course Noctis would like to date you and so would Prompto. But if it came down to it and you picked the opposite, they wouldn’t hate you for it. They just couldn’t.

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