So myfitnesspal.com has a calorie database but people can add their own so…
A fucking bro of brofist has 1 calorie
ah yes…one ejaculate…I have that measuring cup in my drawer…
damn 9000 calories per cup of bleach?
and 666g of protein per bottle!?!
WHO THE FUCK NEEDS 6 CUPS OF SOAP FOR ANYTHING
for pine sol you get no nutrition besides 100% of your vitamin C. healthy.
One fucking big ass salad
the fucking measurements like look: 1 koek (cake in dutch), 12 inch, and 1 szklanka (polish for glass…glass of ass…)
70 grams of glass gives you a good amount of nutrition
1 CUPPA SEX
This sex gives you 99,999 calories, jesus that’s 28 pounds
aaaaand my fav. One bottlle (with two Ls) of “Your Not Going Cold” Antifreeze has enough calories to feed all the starving people in the world for 172,309,813,040,000,000,000 years, or about 13,053,773,715 times the age of the universe.