but actually she talked about chris pine

Batman vs Superman was over two hours of two men bickering over who has the biggest brooding cock-I mean, who has the better method of "saving" people and whether or not it's ok for Batman to beat and brand criminals without regarding the fact that not everyone's as wealthy and privileged as his morally upright ass and for Superman to ignore the fact that not everyone's as indestructible as him, meanwhile Wonder Woman over here...

Ok.

Wonder Woman was vastly superior to bvs for two reasons.

-Wonder Woman is actually a likable lady and an idealistic believable super hero who doesn’t spend her entire moving thinking about how she COULD help people.

She charges in, headfirst, wanting to help people she doesn’t even KNOW because she wants to protect the people who’re dying.

-and Wonder Woman was just so much more subtle and less pretentious about its message.

Seriously.

Let’s talk.

Wonder Woman’s CHARACTER is not that she’s cold and heartless and…well, masculine.

She doesn’t EMULATE men.

She doesn’t need to act like a man to be strong.

She coos at a baby and kisses Chris Pine and doesn’t spend the entire movie ragging on women.

She dresses and acts feminine, and embodies kindness, grace, beauty, everything “feminine.”

And she’s also strong as fucking hell.

That is Wonder Woman.

She’s a good person.

She’s not some cold warrior goddess, an untouchable female shaped ideal.

She’s GENUINELY KIND.

She sees people suffering in the trenches and her first thought it, stop what we’re doing, we gotta help.

Chris pine and all of his men?

They’ve seen all of this.

They’ve hardened themselves to the horrors of war and accepted them as inevitable.

But Diana, new to the cruelty of the human world, is disgusted and she asks what’s wrong with you?

What is wrong with us?

We have accepted casualties. We have accepted pain.

We have excused suffering because we told ourselves long ago that we couldn’t do anything about it.

But Diana?

She does not accept that.

She fights, yes. She’s ferocious and she, unlike Batman, doesn’t have a compulsion against killing.

She was raised by warrior women, I mean come on.

But who does she fight for?

The women and children who did nothing wrong.

The injured, hopeless men fighting a war to end all wars.

The entire movie was lovely because all of Diana’s bewilderment at the way humans live was incredible.

She’s shocked at how dirty London is.

She’s not impressed by sex and she’s not impressed by war.

She thinks sexism is strange.

But she doesn’t like, rag on it, because Diana is literally so above it that she just wryly questions it at times.

Like I don’t care what all the whiny fanboys say.

There’s not an overt feminist message in this movie.

There’s no “men are so weak.”

There’s “men are corruptible” but as we see, Diana sees them as worth saving in the end, if only to fulfill her own ideals…

Which is feminist as fuck, I guess, because Diana doesn’t defend men because it’s her job.

She defends them because it’s her decision. Her morality. Her duty.

But the feminism in the movie comes from the fact that she’s so kind.

She breaks down when realizing that Ares isn’t behind it all, that MEN are the ones who are cruel to one another.

She sees the war and it’s only senseless violence to her.

All of the people she wants to help are the victims, and it’s clear cut, to her, who’s bad and who’s not.

But Chris Pine helps her realize that humans aren’t so clear cut.

And so even though she was disgusted by human actions, she still wanted to help the people in need.

I absolutely adore the scene where she’s charging across a battle field to pave the way to the town.

First off, it was so badass watching her knock aside artillery like it was nothing as the men cowered in the pits.

Second, SHE SAW THAT PEOPLE WERE SUFFERING AND SHE DIDNT CALCULATE.

She didn’t do a Batman, where she looked at the risks vs the benefits vs the needs of the many and the few.

She just charged in and did what she could.

Chris Pine told her she couldn’t do anything except help him with his plan, in order to stop the war and save them indirectly.

But Diana is a true warrior with the heart of a lion, man.

She helped them directly, with no nonsense, no politicizing, no planning, just action.

At the end she says love will save humanity?

That’s the kind of feminism Wonder Woman was embodying.

Wonder Woman wasn’t this lone independent operator who sneers at men who try to involve themselves in her business.

She was helped and supported by men, but it was clear that she was the star, the true hero who brought them and their plans together but also gave them a new hope, a new heart.

They were jaded by helplessness and mortal frustration, forced to fight to stand stills and accept human deaths.

She came and showed them something miraculous and wonderful: her power.

But not used to beat someone’s head in with a fucking sink.

Used to do good.

To fight for her morals, which aren’t corrupted by the human world’s greyness, not yet.

I loved this movie.

I loved this movie so much.

DC finally did good and we can stop pretending suicide squad and Batman vs superman were good.

Wonder Woman is the good DC movie.

Don’t even try to tell me BVS was better than Wonder Woman because if you genuinely believe that, either out of pride and obstinacy from all your bickering with marvel fans or out of delusional worshipping of anything DC, then I think you just like watching people beat people in slow motion and uncomfortably lofty , corporate-cut and stylized plots as interesting as watching a landscape time lapse.

Suicide squad was cut to bits by its editors, BVS suffered from some severe Snyder wanking, and justice league, I don’t know, we’ll see.

But Wonder Woman?

Best DC movie since dark knight.

God bless Patty.

I knew we needed a woman in charge to get the job done.

Now direct all sexist comments and sneering remarks about feminazis destroying your precious super hero genre with their “love” themes to my inbox where they’ll be lovingly deleted.

Surprising appearance

P A I R I N G: Chris Pine x Reader

W E A R N I N G S: Fluff

R E Q U E S T E D ? : Yes.

P L O T : Reader has her first TV appearance and talk about the fact that she would love to meet Chris Pine. Little does she know that he is there to surprise her.


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“Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls-”, Jimmy Fallon says while he stands up from his chair and claps his hands together :“ Tonight is a really special night, because our next guest is having her very first television appearance, and from what I heard she is actually pretty excited and nervous.”, he smiles:“ Please give it up for the incredible and amazing Y/N Y/L/N!”

Under applause you enter the stage, you can see the audience and can’t help yourself but to hold your hand infront of your mouth, while your smile only becomes bigger. For you this all like a dream come true.
You walk over to Jimmy and wave into the camera before you quickly sit down.

“You seem really nervous, my staff wasn’t joking.”,Jimmy says and you nod:“I really am, after all this is the first time that I am invited to a american late night show.”

“Well, I’m sure that it won’t be your last.”


“So it’s your first role, and it’s already in a huge movie.”, Jimmy says and you feel how your cheeks starts to get hotter:“I mean you were able to get a role in a Marvel movie, that is an opportunity many people only wish for. How does that make you feel?”

“First of all, I am unbelievable thankful that I have this , like you said, opportunity to play a character in the marvel cinematic universe and to work together with so many amazing and talented actors. On my first day I was shaking like crazy, and I was just so afraid to do something wrong.”, you explain and remember the first day you came on the set, everyone was so nice that after a couple of hours they already treated you like one of them.

“ You’re also attending the Disney Expo this year, because of your role in Infinity War, are you excited to meet some other actors?”, Jimmy smiles to himself, he already knows the answer to his question. And little do you know that the person is actually behind the stage, waiting to come out…

“To be honest, there is one person in particular, his name is Chris Pine.”, you answer, and as soon as his name leaves your lips the audience goes crazy. You simply laugh at their reaction before you turn back to Jimmy:“ I’ve been a fan of him ever since I saw him ’ Smoking Aces.’, I loved his performance in it.”

“Have you ever had the chance to meet him?”, he asks and crosses his arms infront of his chest :“ I mean if you’ve been a fan for 10 years I think, that movie came out in 2006, that’s a long time.”

You shake your head:“ Sadly I wasn’t able to -”, you stop talking when you realize that the audience starts to scream and clap their hands for some reason. You turn around in your chair and immediately jump up when you see the reason for their behavior.

The one and only Chris Pine stands on the other side of the stage and smile into your direction before he makes his way up to you.
But instead of walking up to him you just stand there stare at him :“ You’re gonna be kidding me, Jimmy.”, you say under your breath without taking your eyes of Chris.

But Jimmy who is sitting behind his desk is laughing like crazy to the point where he starts to cry.
Chris who sits down on the other armchair smiles up to you:“It’s nice to meet you.”,he says, before you slowly make your way back to your armchair:“ It- it’s nice to meet you too.”


“Chris,you are also on the Disney Expo this year, are you excited to meet some other actor’s on the Expo?”, Jimmy ask, and Chris who smiles looks at his hands before he looks back up and straight into your eyes. At the sight of his blue eyes you swallow thickly and quickly turn your head into the opposite direction: “To be honest I was dying to meet Mrs. Y/L/N .”,

A couple of seconds after he says your last name, and after you realized that he actually means you, you turn your head and look right into the camera with a surprised look on your face. The audience laughs, and so does Chris.

“Wait what?”

Chris runs a hand through his brown hair and chuckles: “Why are you so surprised, you’re a talented and amazing actress, you’re also really pretty, so why wouldn’t I want to meet you?”

You almost choke on your spit.



After the show you make your way down the hall up to your dressing room, but before you are able to reach it, a man with two blue eyes blocks your way. He looks down at you and smiles:“ Hello, Y/N.”

“H-Hey.”, you answer and take a deep breath :“Do you need anything?”

His smile only grows wider and he crosses his arms infront of his chest:“ Well, when I said that I wanted to meet you, that was not a joke, or something I said only because you said you wanted to meet me. I really would love to know you better, what do you think? You, me, some coffee?”

You smile at him:“ I’d love to.”

this is a heartwarming story about clarke nurturing bellamy’s fledgling bisexuality with superhero movies

It starts with Wonder Woman.

Or, maybe more accurately, Bellamy becomes aware of it with Wonder Woman, but in retrospect, it had definitely been happening for a while. He just hadn’t been paying attention, because why would he pay attention? He didn’t think there was anything to pay attention to.

But then he and Clarke go to see the midnight showing of Wonder Woman, because school is done and they’re on summer sleep schedules, so they can, and after Bellamy says, “I didn’t expect to come out of that movie so attracted to Chris Pine.”

Clarke gives him a fairly unimpressed look. “That’s your takeaway from Wonder Woman? You didn’t expect to be so attracted to Chris Pine?”

“Hey, give me some credit,” he says. “I knew exactly how attracted I was going to be to Gal Gadot.”

“You did not. None of us were prepared for that level of hotness.”

“Okay, yeah, fine. But you know what I mean. You go into Wonder Woman and expect to come out really into Wonder Woman. But I wasn’t thinking about her love interest much.”

“Yeah, way to be the ultimate dude, Bellamy,” she teases. “You go to see the first major superhero film with a female star and all you want to talk about is the guy.”

“What about men’s rights?” he teases. “But you know none of those guys are secure enough in their heterosexuality to say they’re attracted to Chris Pine.”

“But you are.”

“He was looking really good. And I think the female perspective helped. Like–superhero guy I was actually supposed to be attracted to.”

“Are you saying you’re not attracted to Captain America?”

“Not really my type, no.” He grins at her. “Okay, I’m done. Sorry. Let’s talk about how Diana is fucking amazing, right? And the Amazons? Dude corner over.”

Clarke slides her arm into his, smiling. “You know I’m always here to enable your budding bicuriosity,” she says. “But yeah, I definitely want to talk Diana. We’ll do Chris Pine later.”

“Don’t make promises you can’t keep,” he says, and she just grins wider.