but actually i'm a good girl

So, as promised, here’s my list of lesbian movies for all of our lovely followers and the people you want to share it with. I hope I haven’t forgotten any good ones, but if you feel like that is the case, feel free to add movies to the list! 

This is my gift for all of you, I hope you’ll like it ♥

/ Mod W

Tipping the Velvet 

  • based on the book by sarah waters (she has written many lesbian books!)
  • it’s a bbc adapatation
  • technically a mini series but i like to see it as three hours of lesbian content heaven
  • it’s about this girl who falls in love with an actress and she goes to see her at the theatre five billion times until the actress notices her (that’s just the first part, other things happen to the main so watch the rest for more lesbian content~)
  • the main character (nan astley/king) is like… my fave. i love her.
  • the book is very good too!!!
  • honestly i have so much love for this movie/book i get all giddy just thinking of it

Bound

  • lesbian gangster/mob movie do i need to say more???
  • the main actresses are cute af (one of them is a butch lesbian!)
  • it’s awesome and very cool
  • (gonna trigger warn for use of lesbophobic slurs used by some characters/some lesbophobic violence)

Below Her Mouth

  • meh plot with amazing sex scenes basically?
  • a lot of sex scenes
  • i mean it like half the movie is graphic sex so if ur uncomfortable with that you probably shouldn’t watch it lol
  • all female cast
  • willa from wynonna earp!

The Handmaiden

  • also based on a book by sarah waters (called Fingersmith, there’s a bbc adaptation of it too which you should totally check out as well)
  • good quality movie right there
  • (putting a trigger warning here for sexual and psychological abuse and abuse in general)

Kyss Mig

  • one of few good swedish movies
  • basically about two step-sisters who fall in love (they’re not actually related i promise)

But I’m a Cheerleader

  • baby natasha lyonne is in this one! also i have a crush on clea duvall in this movie lol
  • a very cute love story tbh
  • good aesthetic
  • you’ve probably heard of it before but idc cause it’s great
  • (it’s like a satire of conversion therapy so if that’s something you can’t watch i don’t recommend this movie for you in particular)

If These Walls Could Talk 2 

  • a bunch of famous actresses (like chloë sevigny, michelle williams, natasha lyonne, ellen degeneres, etc. etc.)
  • divided in three segments from three different periods in time
  • one segment is set during the feminist movement in the 70s and features chloë sevigny as a butch lesbian with a motorcycle do i even need to say more??

Anatomy of a Love Seen

  • this is about two actresses who were a couple when they shot a movie together and now they have to go back and re-shoot some love scenes but they’re not a couple anymore and it’s sad af
  • i have basically never seen this movie in any rec lists but it’s actually one of my faves and i cry so much to this movie tbh

Saving Face

  • this is a good one
  • also pretty funny tbh!
  • it’s about a doctor who falls in love with a dancer and the doctor’s relationship with her conservative mom
  • it’s kind of rom-comish

Lost and Delirious

  • warning: very sad like super sad?
  • it’s about a girl who goes to a boarding school and so happens to become roommates with a lesbian couple
  • teen angst squared and multiplied with gay panic

The Incredibly True Adventure of Two Girls In Love

  • you may have heard of this one but if you haven’t it’s time you watch it
  • that woman who plays tina on the l word is a butch-ish girl in this one
  • VERY CUTE and chill
  • every time i watch this it feels like this movie is the director’s BABY like it seems like she cares about this story so much and it makes the movie feel so genuine and lovely
  • i want every baby lesbian to watch this, please, it’s my gift to you.

D.E.B.S.

  • you may have heard of this one too but if you haven’t seen it yet it’s definitely worth a watch!
  • lesbian spies!
  • the heroine falls in love with the villain (that enemies to lovers trope tho!!)

Desert Hearts

  • old but good!
  • i feel like this movie is on most of these long rec lists but people probably don’t watch it cause it’s old but it is actually pretty good!
  • your classic “oops i thought i was straight but that woman is hot” story

Margarita With a Straw

  • indian girl figures out she’s bi when she goes to uni in new york and meets a lesbian girl
  • cute, funny, sad, it has everything tbh
  • The Hours (actually one of my all-time favorite movies/books!)
  • The Intervention
  • The Kids Are All Right
  • The Children’s Hour
  • Elena Undone
  • Fucking Åmål 

i am in love with art school graffiti tracer
(there’s a colour breakdown of this piece on my patreon!)

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“ Don’t you lecture me, blue-box man flying through time and space on whimsy. All I’ve got, all I’ve had for thirty six years, is cold, hard reality.“ ||| “ You left me alone for ten years! Don’t tell me I can’t be angry

warm and soft like a fireplace….a heith….

y’all: i’m not gonna watch the trc show if [x] and [y] and [z]

me, with my popcorn already popped: ……………………………

SOME LESBIAN PIDGE HEADCANONS

Ya’ll been hitting me with that good lesbian pidge content so i’m gonna put more out there too.

• Pidge gets sUPER flustered around girls!!
• She’s only 14 and not super experienced?? So whenever a cute girl even talks to her she gets shy and blushy
• She isn’t super ready to start dating just yet but she just likes to remind everyone “man i love girls and i’m just!! A big lesbian! Just to remind everyone here!!”
• *rips off her sweater* “LESBIANS FOR LOCHNESS”
• When pidge gets a crush its super obvious to figure it out.
• She gets clumsy around them and messes up her words and probably accidentally broke one of her devices while talking to them.
• When everyone else finds out Pidge has a crush on someone they all flip out because “oh my god!! Our little sis has a crush!!”
• Lance would try to give her some flirting tips, but knowing Pidge, she obviously rejects that
• Lance: “oh my god do you wanna hear some advice?”
• Pidge: “I’d rather take my chances”
• Also pidge: “please i’m like 100x better at flirting with you, i could get 10 girlfriends in a week without your help!” *nervous laughter*
• Hunk would tease her but also give her some cliché advice that you hear in every show/movie
• Hunk: “ooo I knew you had a girlfriend”
• Hunk: “just be yoursel-”
• Pidge: “hunk I appreciate that but i’ve already heard that from like everything. Ever.”
• Keith: “i don’t know what else to say so…” *thumbs up* “good luck”
• Pidge: “wow thanks”
• Shiro would actually probably give her solid advice
• Shiro, *jokingly*: “if you want to succeed… don’t listen to lance’s advice about anything”
• Lance: “haven’t i been the only one who actually got kissed by a cute alien girl?”
• Pidge *softly*: “fuck, you’re right”
• Pidge also lowkey is jealous of Lance’s confidence around girls
• She just wishes she could be better socially tbh like she’s getting there but also- have you seen girls???

Thanks for reading please @ voltron fandom gimme that good lesbian pidge headcanons, art and fanfics.

and you know what? sana was right all along about sara! that girl really went behind her back in the most unscrupulous way! and sana actually doubted her instincts! and let herself think that “oh maybe i was wrong about this, maybe sara is a good person and i should give her the benefit of the doubt”! because that’s who sana is! she saw a glimpse of hope and held onto that! because she wants to believe that people are good or are able to be good! only to be disappointed in the end! once again! 

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“The preparation period for this concert was frantic, to be honest. Everyone had a lot of individual schedules, so we did worry. But fascinatingly, now that it’s been almost 10 years, our teamwork is so good. We started rehearsals around 2 am. We rehearsed the day of the concert, actually, until 5 pm. We were worried then. We needed to manage our conditions, but when fans filled the audience, it gave us strength and we did it happily.”

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I just like playing women that are complex chicks, women with a past, or a different approach to life. I’m attracted to the more truth-telling stories about women and how they actually feel. Not all of them are going to be palatable and I love playing parts that I hate playing. I can’t imagine doing a boring girlfriend role - I just don’t know why you’d do them.

anonymous asked:

What is/are the most valuable things you learned in college (not necessarily academic) ?

  • literally nobody actually has their shit together. not you. not your friends. not the grad students. not the professors. no one. and that’s okay :)
  • connections and networking are so fucking important
  • things usually only seem like a big deal because your perspective is so limited. even if it doesn’t seem like it, 20 years on this earth really isn’t all that much. there are grander things to come, both good and bad
  • if you don’t care about it for other people, other people probably don’t care about it for you - so stop stressing the little things and being so hard on yourself
  • it’s fun to stop being so goddamn humble and actually acknowledge your achievements and hard work
  • if your professors respect you, due dates and deadlines are really more just suggestions ;)
  • i learned how to let go. college years are so full of goodbyes
The next gen according to fanfiction
  • Al: I am NOT my father!!!
  • Scorpius: I am NOT my father!!! Or maybe I am?????
  • Rose: I am Hermione with red hair!
  • James: I may possibly be a bigger dick than my namesakes were at this age!
  • Lily Luna: I'm a tomboy with a secret girly streak that something inevitably horrific will happen to.
  • Hugo: I'm basically my dad except with a sixth year reading level. Go Chudley--wait, Lil, I think that's a bad idea!
  • Teddy: I am blue-haired and perfect. *ruffles random weasley-potter child's hair*
  • Fred: I am a clone of my father's twin and James' accomplice.
  • Roxanne: ?????????? I exist???? Maybe????
  • Victoire: I'm a vain yet good-natured popular girl like my mom. Parlez-vous francais?
  • Dominique: Punk rock!
  • Louis: Bow, peasants! No? Fan club, attack!
  • Molly: Untwist my knickers? When goblins fly!
  • Lucy: ??????????????????????????????????? My name makes me sound like a little girl no matter what my actual age is????
  • Lorcan: The nargles stole my shoes.
  • Lysander: Mine too.
Game of Thrones characters sorted to Harry Potter Houses
  • GRYFFINDOR
  • Jaime "Tries to finish the war in one blow and with one hand" Lannister
  • Arya "You fuck with my loved ones, you fuck with me" Stark
  • Jon "Will fight and literally die for what I think is right" Snow
  • Robert "Kill, Fuck, Eat, Hunt, Drink, Laugh, Repeat" Baratheon
  • Robb "More brawn than brains" Stark
  • Daenerys "Hold my beer" Targaryen
  • Renly "King by popular vote, bitch" Baratheon
  • Samwell "Books and cleverness? There are more important things — friendship and bravery" Tarly
  • SLYTHERIN
  • Cersei "Loyal only to me" Lannister
  • Sansa "Loyal only to me, Jr." Stark
  • Petyr "More loyal to me than you are to you lol" Baelish
  • Ramsay "Will kill anyone who isn’t me" Snow
  • Joffrey "I'm the king, bitch!!!" Baratheon
  • Tywin "I hate ugly people, my son included" Lannister
  • Ellaria "Will murder a child because fuck her" Sand
  • RAVENCLAW
  • Missandei "Speaks a million languages" of Naath
  • Brynden "Knew literally everything" Rivers
  • Bran "I'm so smart nobody gets me" Stark
  • Tyrion "Book smart but not so street-smart tbh" Lannister
  • Doran "Too smart for his own good" Martell
  • Bronn "Might actually be smarter than all of you" of the Blackwater
  • Jaqen "Ha. Think again." H'ghar
  • HUFFLEPUFF
  • Ned "Sugar, spice and everything nice" Stark
  • Varys "Not doing any of this for me but for the peasants" the Spider
  • Rickon "Forgettable" Stark
  • Davos "Wingman of the Year" Seaworth
  • Brienne "Lives to serve" of Tarth
  • Barristan "Is brave but ain't cray-cray and so is not a Gryffindor" Selmy
  • Jorah "Doesn't call a girl a bitch even if she friendzones me" Mormont

Fifth Harmony are officially the girl group they were always meant to be. They are finally putting out good music that they co-wrote, music videos with concepts, and each girl got their own lines. No one out shines anyone they actually look like a group. Finally the gp might start paying more attention to them and their music this can truly be the era that will earn fifth harmony a name in the music industry

Stuff I've Actually Heard People Say
  • "Yeah, I just stuck him in the microwave."
  • "My friends and I have planned a murder for after school. Any tips?"
  • "You have another arm?" "Dude, everyone has two arms."
  • "It's simple, you just gag them and throw them in the trunk!"
  • "To heck with paleontology."
  • "Can you imagine if Velociraptors had wings?" "Well, actually-"
  • "Suh dude." "Same."
  • "Guard it with your life." "My knife?"
  • "First, you need have no life, Second, sell your soul to Adele."
  • "Feet; they're hands for your legs."
  • "Wow, those sure are some nice fish scales on your facial protrusions." "You really know how to sweep a girl off her feet."
  • "It's not even good garbage."
  • Teacher to the class: "Guys, I'm sorry but uh... my dog ate your homework." *Passes back chewed-up papers*
  • "Bros before toes."
  • "Woah, Dude, is that Harambe on your lock screen?" "Dude, that's my dog."
  • "Can you imagine just walking up to someone and slapping them in the face with a piece of meat?"
  • "Hey man, got any gum." "Nah dude, I'm about to kill myself." "I'm not sure how those are related, but okay."
  • "You're made of good dirt."
  • "Stop breathing so much."
  • "All my drawings look dead inside because I am dead inside."
  • "I didn't have lunch this morning."
  • "I have a strong desire to make dictators dance."
  • "Is this revenge for the octopus at the fair?"
  • "Embrace your inner childhood." "Embrace? You've got yours in a headlock!"
  • "Make sure you have Target popcorn at my funeral."
  • "And fill my coffin with glitter."
  • "I put the 'fun' in funeral."
  • "Oh my gosh, someone is going to get punched in the throat."
  • "I could do math in the time it's taking this light to change."
  • "We were both crying; it was fun."
  • "It's Halloween! Merry Christmas!...Wait."
  • "So like, if a centaur got arrested, would you handcuff its' legs?"
  • "Yeah, and I like the smell of farts."
  • "I stuffed your heart in my pencil bag, so I won't forget."
  • "Life sucks, but at least I have my Poptart."
  • "I want to build a mirror out of spoons."
  • "Joke's on you, I don't have a soul."
  • "Boy howdy do I like eating leaves off the ground."
  • "I'd rather be burnt toast than frozen bread."
  • "When I die, bury me in a Hefty bag... but make it a pretty color."
  • "I just got a great idea." "Dress up as Batman and beat up ____?"
  • "Plan B: Cry"
  • "Oh yeah, the guy with the head on his neck."
  • "I just choked on an oat."
  • "You're a substitute for a good friend."
  • "Dude, I once dropped a breakfast burrito on the garage floor, and I still ate it."
  • "We never go stale. Unlike our jokes."
  • "They speak American."

Here’s a very smol piece of the Hunter x Hunter animation that I’ve been working on! Sorry if it’s really super pixely, I’ve been working on a small canvas so it looks kinda grainy on a portable device. On a computer it looks decent though. I plan on resizing it so it doesn’t look grainy like that but I’ll do that when I’m actually done with it lol

  • what she says: I'm fine
  • what she means: i can't believe people actually ship nancy with jonathan, because that completely goes against what the writers are trying to do. they set up your basic trope: good girl is trying to be #edgy and is dating your stereotypical "bad boy", and then this "nice guy" comes along and pays attention to her. listen, jonathan is great and all, but i don't trust pretentious creeps that like to take pictures of girls making out with their boyfriends in privacy without anyone's permission. jonathan also tried to put nancy in this box. "you were trying to be someone else." the writers totally destroyed the idea of nancy simply being that straight A student that wants to rebel. she's not dating steve, or drinking, or shooting guns because she thinks she's being "different". she's doing those things because THAT'S WHO SHE IS. you can get straight A's and want to do well in school while also partying and dating a hunk. speaking of the hunk, steve is actually wayyy better for her than jonathan (i mean i'd be happy if nancy decided not to be with anyone but let's be real i'm a total stevexnancy person) and here's why: he paid attention to her, like really noticed things about her. he didn't make fun of who she was in a condescending way, and he also supports her. like, yes, he's problematic in that he has shitty friends and horrible parents (from what we've heard) and while his initial decisions are rude and selfish, he becomes self-aware and tries to make it up to people. i.e., going to jonathan's to try and apologize and buying him a new camera, or coming to nancy to tell her he confessed to the police even though it got him in trouble, or telling his friends where to stick it and then going to help wash off the graffiti. in short, jonathan romanticized this version of nancy that wasn't really all of who she was and people paint him to be this great guy (would you trust a guy that took pictures of you without you knowing, and then only feeling guilty once you found out?) and steve is this beautiful work in progress that wants to understand how nancy works as a person. so basically the fact that the writers didn't leave nancy with jonathan means that they destroyed that basic story line where the "nice girl" leaves the "bad boy" for the "nice guy" and they did it in the best way possible without completely bashing any one character and i just really love this show.