you just think that bc you're a lesbian
honey i may be gay but i ain't blind and i can tell you for a fact that is thin white boy with the douche bag haircut is not hot but looks like every other decent looking fuckboy at our school believe me i'm not blinded but your weird ass hormones besides you find more girls hot than i do so stfu
B R U H. I thank you for asking this but also feel bad for you for asking this because I am about to do The Most™.
Latts is cuter. Willy (in all honesty) is more physically attractive, but there’s something about Latts. He’s so Good and Lovely while also being a Thirst Trap, and Tom just seems more like the Hot Douche™
*wishes i was alzy* gentl
softe family photo (ofc with a dog)
softe and artsy and good with kids i lov
end me plz
PREPARE TO BE SHOOK (aka examples of thirst trap latta)
was standing in his bathroom with the house all to himself. His parents had
gone to drop his sister off at school in Wisconsin, so he had free rain for a
few days. He stood in his bathroom in front of the floor length mirror, wearing
nothing but a bathrobe. Well, that and the amulet the lady at the mall gave
him. Her kiosk was knocked over by a bunch of college assholes, and he was the
only one around who would help her clean up the mess.
they were finished, she glared at him with one green eye, one blind pale eye.
She looked like she was ninety, but she had a cetin strength in her presence
that made her seem younger.
you, young man. Take whatever you want from me as gratitude.” Winston picked
the orange-green amulet on a black cord. She smiled a gummy smile. “I like that
one too. But here,” she said, cupping it in her hands and breathing on it, like
one would do if their hands were cold. The smell of burnt coffee and stale
breath filled the space between them, Winston pretending not to notice out of
she handed the amulet back to him. “Now whatever you want shall be yours. All
you have to do is say it.”
in his bathroom, he took off his bathrobe and looked at his body. Weak. Frail.
A seventeen-year-old nerd’s body. Hardly any chest hair. No muscle definition.
No meat on his bones. He looked down. Not so much as a manly bulge in his boxer
Well, let’s see if we can’t change that. He
put the amulet around his neck, the stone touching his chest. He felt the smooth,
cold stone begin to heat up a bit. Not hot, but warm, as if it was alive.
I have to start with something small. He
cleared his throat. “My hair is not brown. It is blonde.”
happened. His reflection stayed the same. He frowned.
he turned to leave, he noticed something. The light in his head got a bit
brighter. He looked up at the lights, but they stayed the same. He slowly
brought his gaze back to the mirror and sure enough, his hair began to lighten.
Dark brown, dirty blonde, sandy blonde, and then…blonde. Jessica Simpson
blonde. Beach blonde. BLONDE. Not brown.
Shit. What now?
He looked at his body, and
smiled a devilish grin.
have an athletic body. Abs. Pecs. Strong legs. The works.”
glared at his image, nearly shaking, heart pounding.
enough, it began to happen. His body began to feel strong, hard like rocks. His
arms began to swell up, hardening with muscle as he flexed. His chest began to
push outward, looking as if he had been working out for years. His core
tightened immensely, producing hard, deep-cut abs. He ran his hands over them,
feeling his dick get hard in his underwear.
dick. He almost forgot.
cock is six inches soft, ten inches hard. My balls are the size of eggs and sag
low and sexy.”
he felt the tingle in his underwear, he pulled them down to see it happen. His
cock began to get longer, going from two inches soft to a steady six, getting
thick and round. His balls began to drop and swell, taking the shape and size
of eggs. He felt like he might cum, but he was going to save it.
looked in the mirror yet again and felt like a man. A god. He felt strong, big.
I touch, I will grow thick hair.”
his hand right off his chest, his hand met skin and slid across pec to pec,
then down his core. Sure enough, brow chest hair started to grow across his
torso, around his nipples and down his abs. “That’s enough,” he said, making
sure he wouldn’t touch his face and grow hair where it didn’t belong.
gazed at the man before him, someone he didn’t recognize. Someone no one else
would either. He thought about how when his parents came home, he would have to
go back to normal, at least for a while.
his thoughts switched to Daniel Faye, the school jock. He wasn’t the most
popular because he was hot or good at football, but he was a douche, and a cute
douche at that. In his school, that was enough. Winston would look at Daniel in
the cafeteria and feel his then small cock grow in his pants.
was tall, but kinda chubby. His decent looking pouch was visible in his shirts,
where his teammates would sometimes pat his belly. His puffy nipples were
always outlined in his shirt, and best of all, he always wore sweatpants. And
never underwear. That cock would swing around like it didn’t have a care in the
what Winston wanted.
Fay will appear in my bathroom.”
a few seconds, there stood Daniel, sweatpants and tank top on. He was laughing,
but immediately stopped when he noticed the scenery around him had changed. He
looked around, and his eyes fell on Winston.
the fuck are you! And where am I?” Daniel demanded.
Jenkins. Remember me?”
had to do a double take. “What the hell? That’s not you. Winton is a little fag
smiled. “Well, sorry you feel that way, but that’s who I am. And you’re going
to do what I say.”
better let me out of here or I’ll…” Daniel began to say, as he stepped closer
was all Winston had to say. Daniel stopped mid step and couldn’t move.
How? Winston what are you?” His eyes were wide open with shock.
upright.” Daniel’s leg came down, feet together, arms to his side. Winston
laughed and smiled. “What are you, you freak?” Daniel shouted.
up, dammit.” The talking stopped and the bathroom went silent.”
walked over to Daniel, who not was trembling as he tried to speak and move.
Winston stood at Daniel’s side, getting a good side view of the man. He placed
his hand on Daniels’s belly and gave it a little shake.
me, how much do you weigh?”
hundred thirty pounds.” That’s all Daniel could say.
That’s good. Take your tank top off.” Daniel stripped away his tank top,
revealing his chubby frame. He had ginger hair around his navel and a small
amount across his puffy chest. His nipples were pink and puffy.
Daniel, you’re certainly a little chubby. Could do with some more if you ask
didn’t know what to make of this. He just stood there, shirtless and soundless.
second, you’re going to gain a pound of fat. It’ll go all over your body.”
defenseless man’s eyes opened wide, since he knew Winston held some sort of
power over him. His gaze turned down as he awaited his sentence.
change was subtle as first. It took fifteen second before you could see a good
change in his body. His belly began to slowly move outward, taking a fatter
ball shape. His chest, after thirty seconds, began to follow the same pattern,
looking more like moobs than a man’s chest. But the change wasn’t fast enough
for Winton’s liking. He wanted this hot jock bully to be the center of the
scrutiny, as well as the center of Winston’s eroticism.
going to gain weight until you weigh three hundred thirty pounds. One hundred
pounds from your previous weight.”
body really started to balloon. His gut began to swell bigger, rounder, and
start to sag over the waistband of his tight pants. His chest swelled and
sagged also, his nipples getting wide and puffier. His ass jutted out, becoming
a bubble of bouncy fat.
the growing stopped, Winston freed Daniel’s power of speech.
made me huge! I’m a fucking whale now.”
so sexy now,” Winston said, feeling Daniel’s fat with both hands. He jiggled
the immense belly, kissed the pink nipples, cupped the fat ass. A moan escaped
Daniel’s lips, stopping Winston in his tracks.
you enjoying this?” He asked. The fat man nodded. “Do you want to do
something?” He nodded again. “What do you want to do.”
want to suck your big cock,” the ex-jock admitted. It was then that Winston
realized he was still naked. His monster of a cock was hard, throbbing, and
spewing precum all over the floor and his legs.
it then.” With that, the mammoth of a man slowly dropped to his knees and
started to suck the big dick. Winston moaned, feeling the fat man suck his
dick, hearing the slurps and gags coming from below. He rubbed his taut,
muscular body as Daniel worked his dick.
came off with a POP and asked, “Will you please fuck me?”
nearly came on the spot. “Sure,” he said. He walked Daniel to his bedroom,
where Daniel shred his tight sweatpants. Even with a sizeable fatpad, his cock
stood eight inches out in front of him, thick and veiny. Winston sat him on his
bed, and working passed the sexy ginger belly, he began to lick and such
Daniel’s dick. The fat man moaned and guided Winston further onto his cock,
Winston surprisingly, able to handle the cock down to its freshly shaven base. He
grabbed Daniel’s balls with one hand and massaged them as he sucked his first
licked his was up the big belly and sucked the fat tits, until Daniel grabbed
him by his blonde hair and pressed his lips against Winston’s. They kissed soft
at first, then more ferociously as Winston found himself on top of Daniel’s
large frame, his cock at Daniel’s entryway. He slowly pushed his wet cock
inside and after slow and easy fucking, he picked up the pace and thrusted
faster and harder. Daniel moaned as his fat jiggled and shook like a river when
rocks get thrown into it. He tried to hold down his tits, bit it was no use.
There was just too much fat.
fucked for a few minutes before the site of Daniel’s body was about to drive
Winston to the point of orgasm.
are going to swallow my cum. Every shot will make you fatter.”
sat up right and pressed his lips against the swollen head of Winston’s cock.
“How much do you think you’ll cum?” he asked as Winston’s jerked off fast.
going to….oh fuck….get so much fatter…hundred more pounds…OH FUCK ME I’M ABOUT
TO SHOOT!!” Daniels lips wrapped around Winston’s cock as cum began to flood
his mouth. Whether he wanted to or not, he swallowed mouthful after mouthful of
warm sweet cum, feeling his body get hot and begin to expand yet again. His gut
lunged forward, filling up space in length and width. His belly sat on his
thighs as it swelled and his tits inflated with fat, his nipples growing in
diameter and sensitivity. His ass widened beneath him, and all he could do was
drink his fill of Winston’s cum.
orgasm died down and Winston’ stood there, panting and spent. Cum dripped from
the sides of Daniel’s mouth, down onto his fat body. Although he was turned
into a hog and fucked by the guy he used to bully, and all in twenty minutes,
he was smiling.
was great!” Daniel exclaimed, using his fingers to feed the remaining drops of
cum into his greedy mouth.
I mean I did make you fat.” Winston surveyed the damage, and although he found
it hot, he was afraid for Daniel.
it’s cool. I mean, if you can make me this fat, you can make me normal again,
wasn’t sure. He never had the chance to take something back. “Daniel will go
back to how he was before.”
looked down as his body slowly started to go back in on itself, the fat
disappearing from his body. His belly withdrew to reveal his flaccid cock. His
moobs shrank back into his chubby jock chest, his nipples shrinking to their
formal size. Soon, he was back to normal, naked on Winston’s bed.
do you sure know how to show a man a good time,” he said admiring his body.
Winston said, almost disappointed.
stood up. “I’m sorry, for being a prick to you. I’m just an asshole.” He hugged
Winston, their naked bodies touching. He stepped back. “Damn, you’re huge. Those
muscles look so good on you.” He rubbed Winston’s hard body and gave his ample
ass a smack, before kissing him again.
two men eventually laid down on Winston’s bed, still naked, holding each other
close. Winston didn’t want this to end.
Maybe it doesn’t have to.
parents won’t be home for a few weeks. They got temporary jobs in Wisconsin.”
Tagged by @insomniasix Many thanks for the tag, my friend! I loved being tagged in things like this! c: This looks like a fun tag game! Tagging… Whomever want to tell me their smooching crushes, I guess! :D *finger guns*
But can I, like, post ten pictures of Ravus and just call it good…? Because I’d be okay with giving him a cheek smoosh and smooch. o//U//o Okay, okay. I’ll give ya ten characters I’d smoosh my lips on. vUv HERE WE GO!
*proud nod because she took all of these shots and colored them herself*
Ten Characters I Would Kiss AKA Ten FF Characters That I Like Screaming About
The last guy I dated off tinder was really hot but he was a total douche bag. I matched him because he superliked me and I knew from his appearance the kinda guy he was so I thought I’d just mess around and talk to him. After like a few days of talking he was already trying to bang me (I’m a virgin). I was planning to just drop him but my friend said he was too hot to pass up. After a few more days of toying with him I finally agreed to a date. He picked me up and oh my god was he fine irl like my exact type. We got along so well and he took me to lunch, a movie, and ice cream…all his treat. And ofc I got some action ngl… Anyways We spent like the whole day together but we established that neither of us wanted to date and we can just be fuck buddies basically.
So fast forward a day or two later after him not texting me, he finally says “you wanna fuck?” And although I wanted to I knew I wasn’t ready so I turned him down. Then he just shoots me a quick “well I only want sex so bye” and I thought it would end at that.
The next day this dude texts me saying he wants to see me again and that I should…do some stuff with him. So at this point I just said fuck it and agreed if he took me out to coffee. He comes over an hour later and We started hanging out at my house and eventually made our way inside. I knew where this was heading…things got heated….I stayed a virgin tho.
So Ed Helms, who voiced the Onceler, is now going to voice Captain Underpants.
Am I worried that Tumblr Fangirls are gonna obsess over Captain Underpants the way they did with the Onceler?
Of course not!
Tumblr Fangirls only had the hots for the Onceler because he was a skinny douche bag with an emo hair cut. Captain Underpants is a fat funny bald guy, and everybody knows that
Tumblr Fangirls would never find that attractive.
People who are saying The DUFF is fatshaming obviously hasn’t read the novel. There is ONE character - the main dude - who brings about the term DUFF (Designated Ugly Fat Friend) but all of that changes throughout the novel.