but i had to

the batb tag rn

50% of the fandom: 😍😍😍DAN STEVENS'😱😵😰GROWL 😷😷 🙌👏👏🙏🙏🙏🙌🙌 G OT ME PREGNANT💦💦🤰👼👼😩😩🔥🍼 🍼IT WAS THE 🔥🔥🔥HO TTEST 🤤🤤🤤😷😰😰THING EV E R📣📣‼️❗️ ‼️ ❗️❗️💘💘I D I E D💀💀⚰️⚰️ 😵😵😵NO DISNEY MO VIE🙅🙅🚫 🎬🏰👑 HA S EVER👀🗣🗣😱 MADE ME 😤😤😤SO SE XUALLY😜😛 💦💦🍌🍆 🍑🍑🍑FRU STRATED 😤😤😫😫 😷🔥🔥💧💯IM R EADY DAN 🤤🤤😜 😜💦 💯 🍌🍌BEAS T DADDY😫 😫😫🍑 🙌👉👌💯💯

the other 50%: 😭😷🎶🎶🎶🎵🎵🎵EVERMORE😭😭😫🙌🙌 DESTROYED😫😫💥☄️ 💣🕯 ⚱️M YS OUL☠️☠️ ☠️I H AVE🤧🤧DR OWNED😭🌊🌊⚓️ 🙌🙏IN A PO O L😭😭😫 O F MY OWN🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️ T EARS 😭😭💧😫😫💧💧AN D🙏IF IT DOES N T🙅🙅‍♂️😫😫🗣👂WIN 🏆🏆😫🏆 🏆🏆🎗 🥇🥇A D AMN😡😡📣📣🗯O SCAR🎻 🎻💰💎🏆🏆 🎬🥇I WILL😡 😤😤FUCKING F IGHT 🤺🤺😤🗡 🏹🥊 🥊📣🔫🔫🔫🔪⚔️⚔️ ALL YOU😡😤😡👀 H O E S🖕🖕💪🤛🤛❌❌™

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“That moment in 2005′s Pride and Prejudice when Elizabeth and Darcy are arguing in the rain and both their chests are heaving and with every word they’re moving closer and closer together and Elizabeth shouts “You’re the last man in the world I would ever be prevailed upon to marry!” and she’s like six inches away from Darcy and even though he’s completely crushed he looks at her lips and tilts his head slightly and she catches her breath and her mouth sort of drops open a little like GOD DAMN IT JUST KISS ALREADY” - @bethofbells (original post)

  • psychic: *reads my mind*
  • my mind: can you hear my heartbeat tired of feeling never enough I close my eyes and tell myself that my dreams will come true there'll be no more darkness when you believe in yourself you are unstoppable where your destiny lies dancing on the blades you set my heart on fire don't stop us now the moment of truth we were born to make history we'll make it happen we'll turn it around yes we were born to make history can you hear my heartbeat I've got a feeling it's never too late I close my eyes and see myself how my dreams will come true there'll be no more darkness when you believe in yourself you are unstoppable where your destiny lies dancing on the blades you set my heart on fire don't stop us now the moment of truth we were born to make history we'll make it happen we'll turn it around yes we were born to make history
  • psychic: what the fuck

Okay, some of this whooshy-whooshs could be explained by comic-typical dramatic exaggeration™

Here, though. Have Jason WALKING

Or even *GASP* SITTING OR STANDING
(Just strong wind? No, the last one’s inside.)

Not even a hair on Artemis’ head nor Bizarro’s cape moves, BUT THE JACKET

I love this jacket so much it’s so aesthetically conscious it’s hilarious