1. How many times did the cameraman poop his pants during this?
2. On this video shoot, is there a “safety consultant?” I’m wild guessing no. There’s not like someone at 8 am the day of the shoot who’s triple checking all of the guns (which are all pre-cleaned and glistening and laid out across multiple fold-out tables, next to beautiful catering spread) making sure they’re not loaded, etc. That doesn’t happen on this shoot. Think about that. Dudes are literally strapped pointing guns everywhere. Think of the energy of this shoot.
3. Anyone have Al Qaeda’s email? Want to fwd them this. Subject line all: “Swing on by yallz. We wait-in.”