[edit- what the fuck, photobucket. It was just a picture of a butt, do you have ANY idea how hard I had to work not to show the virgin donkey dick]
Tonight we’re gonna make love.
You know how I know?
Because it’s WEDNESDAY, and Wednesday night is the night that we usually make love.
Mondays it’s my turn to write, Tuesday nights we go to Goodwill
But Wednesday we make sweet weekly love.
It’s when everything is just right. There’s nothing good on tv,
You haven’t had your after work social sports team practice so you’re not too tired
Ooh. It’s all on.
You lean in
And whisper something sexy in my ear like
“I might go to bed now I’ve got work in the morning” I know what you’re trying to say girl. You’re trying to say oh yeah.
It’s business time. It’s business time.
It’s business, it’s business time, I know what you’re trying to say, you’re trying to say it’s time for business, it’s business time, ooh!
[ridiculous montage of sexytiemz, too many to choose!]
It’s business, it’s business time, oooooh, yeah!
Then we’re in the bathroom, brushing our teeth
That’s all part of the foreplay. I love foreplay.
Then you sort out the recycling.
That isn’t part of the foreplay process but it is still very important.
Next thing you know we’re in the bedroom. You’re wearing that baggy old ugly teeshirt you got from your work several years ago. You know the one baby. With the curry stain.
I remove my clothes very very clumsily
Tripping sensuously over my pants. Now I’m naked except for my socks.
And you know when I’m down to just my socks, what time it is.
It’s business, it’s business time! You know when I’m down to my socks it’s time for business that’s why they’re called business socks OOH
It’s business, it’s business time! Oooooh yeaaaah!
Making love for
Making love for two
Making love for two… minutes.
When it’s with me girl you only need two minutes because I’m so intense.
You whisper something sexy like, ‘is that it!?’
I know what you’re trying to say girl. You’re trying to say 'ooh yeah, that’s it’
Then you tell me you want some more, well, uh, I’m not surprised. But I’m quite sleepy.
It’s business, it’s business time! Business hours are oooover, baaaaby!
It’s business, it’s business tiiiiime!