I just sent a client his business cards.
Client: I don’t like them. They’re not what I was expecting.
Me: That’s not good, what were you expecting?
Client: When you sent me the artwork, i was like “F*ck, that’s SIIIIICK,” but the business cards don’t make me say that.
Me: But it’s the same artwork as what was sent to you.
Client: On my phone, it was glowing, especially when it was dark, you could see the artwork better.
Me: Are you aware that your phone has a light behind the screen?
Client: How do I get that for my business cards?
Me: Are you prepared to pay $800 per card?