burton street

The gist of Sweeney Todd
  • Mrs Lovett: Mrs Mooney puts her neighbour's cats into her pies
  • Mrs Lovett: wouldn't do in my shop
  • Mrs Lovett: just the thought of it's enough to make you sick
  • Also Mrs Lovett: we could put people in the pies though that's fine
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“It’s very nice to have someone that you can have a completely abstract conversation with and leave the room, feel like everything’s fine, and then realize that if you pick it apart, you have absolutely no idea what either of you said.”

Director-Actor Collaborations: Tim Burton + Johnny Depp

cute things to say/do to your gf

  • smile menacingly at her
  • if she offers you food, eat it (even if it sucks)
  • give her cute, old-timey nicknames (like “my love”, “my sweet”, “my pet” etc.)
  • go trolling together
  • when she starts singing about cannibalism, just roll with it
  • dance with her
  • seductively point a knife at her throat
  • establish a business partnership that may or may not involve murdering people
  • go on picnics together
  • as she’s telling you her dreams of marriage, just agree and nod your head whilst staring into the void
  • if she lies to you, throw her in an oven
  • spend an eternity in Hell together