burton crew

the thing is mica knows how the city works. everybody’s got a dark side. no elected official ever got anywhere without some underhanded schemes. hell, her dad did some crazy things trying to get elected as mayor. you do what you have to in order to get by in los santos. law and order is a myth. all cops are dirty. all politicians are corrupt. nobody’s ever innocent. everybody knows that, and everybody knows everything has a price, especially knowledge.

and mica? mica’s the librarian. she knows everything that goes on in los santos. she knows which police departments just underwent budget cuts. she knows exactly what’s being built when and where. she knows how to get the floor plans for every building in the entire city. she knows what to do to cut the power to the entire city. she knows where to go to get to the city water supply.

and if mica somehow gets her hands on a few new pairs of louboutins and jimmy choos at around the same time the city water supply is dyed neon green with food coloring, it’s merely a coincidence. if mica gets her hands on a bright pink zentorno at the same time the fahc blow up a new police station being built, it’s really just a coincidence.

FAHC AU where it focuses on the girls and it’s pre-relationship Lindsay Tuggey, Kat Teebagy, and Meg Turney and they start a Grease-inspired crew called the T-Birds

They steal cars and pimp them with Mica (and maybe Laurie?)

They take said cars to illegal street races where Cati is the ref/announcer

Griffon races the cars

Kdin is the girl who waves the flag between the cars at the start/waves it when they finish

Then the FAHC boys show up and bet/challenge them and end up losing all their cars to the girls

Witch au in the fahc universe

Edit because I should have put this stuff in the post and not the tag:   storm/weather witch Michael who creates lightning to strike people down or a tornado to wreck the streets behind them to help lose the cops

Animal witch Ryan who lets loose animals in the zoo and convinces them to tear apart someone once he’s done with them, it’s an easy way to dispose bodies

Jack who uses her magic to heal them just enough until they can get to Caleb. She’s a white witch and her magic is suppose to be used for good and it is. It helps Geoff when he’s stressed over a heist and Ryan when he can’t sleep. It help Michael control his magic when he’s pissed and keeps Gavin from fainting when he has to use his magic. It helps Jeremy keep from getting too anxious about a job especially in the beginning and herself when things get to much and she needs to keep herself sane and calm. It helps them all from going mad when someone gets captured. 

time/fire witch Geoff who turns back time when something goes horribly horribly wrong and one of them dies and lights shit up when need be

Necromancy  Jeremy who gets ghost to help distract people and bring people just long enough when he’s not finished with them. Jeremy can only bring somebody back for so long before it drains him and they aren’t fully back to themselves they’re, well, a zombie which is why Geoff has to turn back time instead of Jeremy just bringing them back. 

Blood witch Gavin who hates his magic and only uses it when he has to

Garden witch Mica who makes vines grow from the ground to tie people up

Space witch Trevor who creates black holes and stars just hot enough to burn a person when Geoff isn’t around to do it

Eclectic Witch Lindsay who is basically the crew Jack of all trades 

Creation witch Matt who makes new weapons and vehicles for the crew

and divination witch steffie who they all go to before a job to see how it goes

Another edit because something was pointed out by @whatdoyewant :  ryan using mangy cats and dogs, wild forgotten things that prowl the alleys and scrap for scraps. who are starved and half crazed and more wild than any zoo animal. zoos are precious conservation programs with rare species that are well taken care of, and he wouldn’t touch them. He’d summon the cats left behind, the dogs who ran from fighting rings and abuse, the rats that fill every crack of every dilapidated apartment and every sewer.

Thank you very very much!


FAHC: All my Friends Are Heathens

Lyrics from Heathens by Twenty One Pilots

Geoff hadn’t recruited these people for their personalities but for their skills. That didn’t mean he didn’t love them though, each one different but the same, crying out for a place in a city that just wouldn’t give out, so he opened his arms to eight people, eight people that became his family.