burrrrning

look around round look around round look around look around round look around round look around look around round look around round look around look around round look around round look around-

sO HERES ANOTHER DAY look around roun- I’LL SPEND AWAY FROM YOU look around roun- ANOTHER NIGHT I’M ON ANOTHER BROKEN AVENUE look around roun- TRADIN IN WHO I’VE BEEN FOR SHINY CELEBRITY SKIN I LIKE TO PUSH IT AND PUSH IT UNTIL MY LUCK IS OVER look around round-

(PLEASE JUST FOLLOW MEEEEE) I WONDER WHAT YOU’RE DOING round round- I WONDER IF YOU DOUBT IT look around rou- I WONDER HOW WE USED TO EVER GO SO LONG WITHOUT IT look around round- ( I THOUGHT YOU WANTED MEEEEEEE) ALL THE WORK TRYING TO IMPRESS CHARMING GIRLS OUT OF THEIR DRESSES SMILING PRETTY WELL PRETTY- look around round  

I’M RIIIIIIIGGGGHHHT look around round look around (what you want what you neeeeeeed) (PLEASE JUST FOLLOW MEEEEEE) look around round look around BESIIIIDE YOOOOOOOOUUUUU (what you want what you neeeeeed) ( I THOUGHT YOU WANTED MEEEEEE) look around round look around RIIIIIIIIIIGGGGHHHHT  (what you want whaT YOU NEEEEEEEEEDDD) BESIIIIDE YOOOOOUUUU look around round look around IF I BURRRRRN OOOOUUUTTT what want what you neeeed look around round look around (PLEASE JUST FOLLOW MEEEEEE) I’LL BE RIIIIIGHT BESIDE YOOOOOOUUUU IF I BURN OUUUUTTTTT what you neeEEEEDDD look around round look- (I THOUGHT YOU WANTED MEEEEEEE) RIIIIIIGGGHHTTTT BESIIIIIIDE YOOOOOUUU look around round look around round I’LL MAKE THIS PERFECT AGAIN (I THOUGHT YOU WANTED MEEEEE) cross my heeeeeeart aaaaand hope to diiiiie- look around roundwhat you want what you neeeeeed- look around- IF I BURRRRN OUUUUT (PLEASE JUST FOLLOW MEEEEEE) hoooope toooo diiiieee -look around round look around round look around- what you want what you neeeeeed AND SLIIIIIIP AWAAAAAYY cross my heaaaart aaaaand hope to diiiiie (I THOUGHT YOU WANTED MEEEEE) what you want what you neeeeed YOURE BEAUTIFUUUUUUUULLLLL (PLEASE JUST FOLLOW MEEEEE) what you want what you neeeeeed cross my heaaaaart aaaand hope to diiiiie

YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE

[Mr. and Mrs Dare have just received a phone call from Rachel stating that she will not be returning at the end of the summer. Mr. Dare is not taking this well.]

Mr. Dare(Storming up and down the living room): I did not raise my daughter to be kidnapped by a bunch of left wing Greek cultists!

Mrs. Dare(Looking up from a glass of wine): YOU didn’t raise her, Walter. I did. You were at the office, remember?

Mr. Dare(Rounding on her): I was at the office for YOU. For HER. I had plans for that girl!

Mrs Dare(Putting her glass down with a little more force than necessary): Oh, Walt, for once in her life she has real friends! Let her follow her heart!

Mr. Dare(Incredulous): Follow her heart?! That’s insane!

Mrs. Dare: Well, maybe insanity is underrated.

Mr. Dare(As though just to clarify): Let me get this straight- your daughter, your ONLY daughter, wants to spend the rest of the year with a group of people who talk to horses, eat tin, and run around New York with medieval weapons- and you’re okay with all that?

Mrs. Dare(Massaging her temples): If it makes her happy, then yes.

Mr. Dare(Flatly): Well. You had better come to your senses soon, or, I’m going to have to take steps.

Mrs. Dare(Narrowing her eyes): Good idea. Why don’t you start by taking steps outside? 

Mr. Dare: What?

Mrs Dare(Standing up and pointing at the door): You want to act like a tool? GO SLEEP IN THE SHED.

The Douche Master.

We had just finished a session and I was talking to the DM
DM: Yeah so what do you guys think so far?
Ithrel (Rogue/me): It’s pretty good so far! Yeah Artanis (Sorcerer) still thinks there’s an interconnecting douche network of barons that controls everything though.
DM: Ha really?
Ithrel: Yeah she says there’s a Douche Master that rules all of them.
DM: Haha yeah
Ithrel: Yeah…the DM
DM: OH MY GOD. WHY.
Ithrel: BURRRRN.

anonymous asked:

S & T Thank you !

S: Any fandom tropes you can’t resist?

FRIENDS TO LOVERS. THE PARENTAL GUIDE. EVERYBODY IS SECRETLY FRIENDS. THE FLOWER CHILD. THE STOIC YET EMOTIONAL WRECK. NOBODY IS HETEROSEXUAL. SLOW BURRRRN. SELF DISCOVERY.


T: Any fandom tropes you can’t stand?

DESIGNATING A “MOM” AND “DAD” IN A QUEER COUPLE. HATING THE GIRL IN THE WAY OF THE SHIP. FETISHIZING QUEERNESS. THE PATHETIC AND LAUGHABLE MENTALLY ILL CHARACTER. STEREOTYPE LADEN HEADCANONS. GENDERBENDS.

Theme Songs For The Signs
  • Aries: Space Jam by Shaquile O'Niel or something
  • Taurus: All Star by Shrek
  • Gemini: Best of Both Worlds by Miley Hannah Cyrus Stewert Montana
  • Cancer: Uma Thurman by Sell Out Boy (ooooooh burrrrn)
  • Leo: Turn it up by no one. now you have to listen to every song ever called turn it up and figure out which one I mean.
  • Virgo: Problem by Machete Kills
  • Libra: The Law&Order Theme Song
  • Scorpio: I Hate Everything About You by Three Days Gimme my skinny jeans!
  • Sagittarius: I'm So Fresh You Can Suck My Nuts by Soulja Boy Tell 'Em He's Irrelevant
  • Capricorn: This Is Halloween by Marilyn "I've been walking amongst the living for centuries and not one of you has noticed I'm actually a walking corpse" Manson
  • Aquarius: Bad Blood by T Swizzle
  • Pisces: Mmmm Whatcha Saaaaayy

anonymous asked:

So I guess what the creator is saying about Wyatt and Lucy's relationship is that it will be a ssslllooooww burrrrn. I can work with that.

Yes, SLOOOOWWWW BUURRRRN is definitely what I think Kripke was saying. I’ve seen some people in the fandom freaking out that they think they are pushing Lucy x Wyatt together too quickly. However, in actuality, they are just building them up as teammates and friends first and letting the underlying tension marinate which is what we read as ‘chemistry’. While the fandom was aware of their romantic potential early on, Kripke stated the characters themselves were not consciously aware of it until the Bonnie x Clyde inspired kiss. With Wyatt still dealing with his wife’s murder, Lucy about to find out she was meant to be born into Rittenhouse, Kripke’s note that their current focus is on the time trio, and the season ending soon, I doubt there will be romantic Lucy x Wyatt this season.

  • Mraof: sbnkalny, you're here, right?
  • sbnkalny: Mraof is a spam bot here,
  • Mraof: Well
  • LtFish: burrrrn
  • Mraof left the chat room. (Crying)
  • LtFish: the creation rises up to totally diss the creator