burrito rant

Dear Guy Who Just Made My Burrito

My rendition of the famous burrito rant. this got pretty intense so it was super fun to do! The burrito rant should be a standard monologue for actors side by side with Shakespeare.

7 layers

whenever i go to taco bell (about three or four times a year?) i always want to get a 7 layer burrito and a spicy potato soft taco.  

then i think, “i always get that” and make myself try something new.  today i tried a chicken enchirito. why did i do that? it was not that great. it was not a 7 layer burrito. i was not satisfied. 

the moral of this story, fuck what you should do. buy the burrito you like!!!

A guy at Whole Foods made me a burrito, I was really excited UNTIL I noticed that they charge an extra dollar for a drop of guacamole, he put tons of cheese on there (oh hey I didn’t circle cheese because I can’t eat dairy), and they don’t give you chips. The total when he handed it over was 8 bucks. I said fuck that so I put it behind me and walked out.

BERKELEY BOWL gave me the same burrito, minus the cheese, WITH chips for 5 bucks 30 cents.

I will never disobey Berkeley Bowl again.