Inspired by the submission I received earlier today [and the fact I’m sick and not allowed to go to work], I decided to take a crack at the Burrito Rant from TheLuckyShirt [click here to read the original] I’m shocked but I actually made it through without laughing - go me!
A guy at Whole Foods made me a burrito, I was really excited UNTIL I noticed that they charge an extra dollar for a drop of guacamole, he put tons of cheese on there (oh hey I didn’t circle cheese because I can’t eat dairy), and they don’t give you chips. The total when he handed it over was 8 bucks. I said fuck that so I put it behind me and walked out.
BERKELEY BOWL gave me the same burrito, minus the cheese, WITH chips for 5 bucks 30 cents.