burns in hell

my experiences with overwatch characters
  • genji: despite all the 'i need healing' memes, they're usually pretty nice. they know the entire team is watching and waiting for them to crash and burn
  • mccree: either spawn from hell or just here to have a good time (usually the latter). will probably try to say hi at the enemy spawn
  • pharah: very friendly. will almost never get their ult to go off but won't be salty about it. thanks healthpacks
  • reaper: KINKY. either cursed as shit or will say hello to anything and everything. anyone that mains reaper has dreamt of him crushing their head between his monster thighs
  • solider 76: VANILLA. it's okay though, most people want to fuck him but can't explain it
  • sombra: definitely only here to have a good time since she's basically useless until the devs give her a monster buff. if the player spams the boop voiceline you will hear that noise in your nightmares forever
  • tracer: very high chance they're gay. very high chance one of the enemy team will switch to tracer because they're annoying
  • ana: absolute sweethearts who will risk life and her other eye to keep you alive. secretly enjoys watching the person she's nanoboosted lose their fucking mind trying to make the most of it though
  • lúcio: again, really sweet. unless they're on ilios in which case he's public enemy number one and even if he's on your team you shoudn't trust him
  • mercy: probably picked healer because everyone else picked genji and hanzo. alternatively, a masochist. if the pistol is used a lot they probably mained medic in TF2 and don't fear god or death
  • zenyatta: most likely play competitive too much. another top tier picks for gays but they probably have clinical depression
  • symmetra: [flicking teleporter on and off] welcome to my reality welcome to my reality
  • reinhardt: in the top three most likely to say hi in spawn. please get behind him
  • roadhog: this one is skin dependent. normal roadhogs are like your weird uncle but roadhogs with the islander or junkenstein's monster skin are maniacs and will hook your entire ancestral line across the map
  • winston: i've only ever seen like three. cryptids
  • zarya: tied with tracer and zenyatta as a pick for gays. a good zarya will take your bullets and shove them back up your ass at mach-1 speed
  • d.va: the chaotic good of the universe. probably has play of the game before the match has even started
  • bastion: probably tried to play bastion in competitive once and that was enough. anyone that places him on that elevator thing in hollywood is a scorpio
  • hanzo: they take skirmish way too seriously
  • junkrat: THE CHAOTIC EVIL TO D.VA'S CHAOTIC GOOD. the sound of a riptire is actually an effective tactic to kill the enemy team irl because half of them will have a stroke out of stress
  • torbjörn: lava eating machine. all of them are cursed and i'm personally afraid of him
  • widowmaker: 57 shots, 1 kill. if they're using the odile skin they're probably a straight male
  • mei: fuck you to hell
Facebook Fucks Me till I Bleed

Nothing feels more empowering

than throwing off the social chains, 

Facebooked and bound, 

You are not free. 

Constantly waiting, 

For someone to respond, 

To confirm your existence. 

The unresponsive taunt you

with their silence, their indifference—

Did we die? Did we know?

The absent, those you miss,  

They don’t miss you.

They hiss.

They hiss with their absence.

Blocked, unfriended, forgotten, exiled,

We are not allowed in their sight.

No forgiveness. No amends. No second chances.

Cast into the lake of fire. Burn, baby, Burn!

Hell is always open for the likes of you.

The chattering, meanwhile, deafens us,



Blood boiling. All hiss in silence.

Hey-hello-Hi? You there?

Is anyone there?

Invitations?  For us? Really for us?

Or are we meat? Just meat in a room?

Ah, I see. I get it.

Not us. Not really.

Just a face in a crowd.

To fill empty spaces.

We need to let them go.

Doubt blackmails us to stay.

What If? What If?

What if we are wanted?

What if we are forgiven?

What if rats grow wings and fly

to the ivory gates of heaven?

No. Stop It. No one is coming.

No one needs to come.

For fuck’s sake. YOU ARE ENOUGH. 

Your number and mail are the only 

Floodgates of social calling, 

You need, 

You want. 

Just be alone. Truly alone. 

Remember the songs,

Remember how to dance alone.

Fly paper planes to friends.

Crimson-haired, spectacle-wearing, Spanish-speaking, China-loving

All those people. Love them. Love them in silence.

Love them in fragmented love. Love them always. 

Sip your drink, 

Look at the sky, 

Contemplate jazz, 

Read and write without 

Fear of judgement. 

Forget the liking, the inviting, the messages, the noise…


Breathe and let go. 

Let go. 

And live. 

For you. 

Let Big Brother’s Big Book bore itself To Death.


17 years old college student Alena S. (first picture) of Khabarovsk was raised in a very troubled family with a mother who was an alcoholic and couldn’t take care of herself, let alone her daughter. Alena’s friend 21 years old Alina O. (second picture) on the contrary was raised in a very decent family and never knew things Alena went through. However, the two girls had common passion: they loved kill animals. They would take cats and dogs from animal shelters and then would viciously torture and kill them in an abandoned building. They recorded the killings on video camera, took pictures and uploaded them online. They thought that they will get away with their crimes, however some of users who spotted their disturbing pictures and videos conducted an investigation and exposed the girls to the police. Alena S. was arrested when she tried to flee the city. Alina O. was arrested as well. Unfortunately, Russian laws are very loose when it comes to lives of animals so the girls likely won’t go to jail for their crimes.