anonymous asked:

Poetry recs? Like your absolute absolute favourites

Okay these are the ones that made me die a little

Sickness Sentence Starters

“The doctor said to get plenty of bed rest.”
“Did you take your medicine?”
“You’re burning up!”
“Do you want me to get you another blanket?”
“If you’re not better by tomorrow, we’re going to the hospital.”
“You’ve been sniffling for ten minutes. Just blow your nose!”
“Let me feel your forehead.”
“You just need to sleep this off.”
“You can’t go out like this!”
“Come on, you need to eat.”
“Do you want me to make you some chicken soup?”
“Maybe some steam will clear you up.”
“Don’t worry, I’ll clean it up.”
“I don’t think it’s allergies.”
“Did you eat something weird?”

like listen, i have a problem the chancla meme by non latinx because while it is funny after the fact, in my case at least, parents deadass using the chancla/belts/el palo, whatever if you disrespect your parent or like do something they don’t like, very much happened often.

it’s one thing for latinx to laugh at the chancla or hell even instinctively cringe
but it’s another when absolutely non latinx use it as a punchline because of a few vines rubs me wrong.



Your eyes burn when you open them. A bright light shines down on you, and almost everything in your body hurts. Groaning, you open your eyes wider as they adjust to the light. When you finally focus, you don’t recognize anything around you. 

Panic fills you quickly, and you shoot upright, wincing slightly at your protesting muscles. You’re just about to jump off of the table and make a run for it when a pretty blonde girl runs up to you, heels clicking the whole way. 

“Hey!” She yells, taking hold of your shoulders gently. “It’s okay, you’re safe. You’re okay.”

“Where am I?” You ask, glancing around frantically as another figure runs up behind the woman. A figure you recognize. “Oliver?” you ask, relaxing slightly in the blonde’s grasp. 

“Hi, (y/n),” he greets you, stepping up to your bedside and putting one hand on the blonde’s shoulder. He uses the other one to push you back down gently. “You need to rest, you were really hurt.”

“What happened?” you whisper.

He shakes his head. “I don’t know. We found you in an abandoned alley, and we did your best to fix you up here.”

You look up at the blonde. “Thank you…”

“Felicity.” She gives you a tight-lipped, yet kind smile. “Felicity Smoak.”

“My fiance.” Oliver adds.

“Oh.” Despite your current state, you can’t help but smile. You’re happy for Oliver for finding happiness after the hell that was the island. “Congratulations, both of you.”

Oliver nods in thanks before shifting his feet like he does when he’s confused. “What are you doing in Star City?”

You sigh. “You’re not going to like the answer.”

“Well, we normally don’t when Oliver’s friends show up.” Felicity giggles to herself, but her smile disappears at Oliver’s confused face. She clears her throat and looks back to you. “So what happened to bring you here?”

Pidge and Keith’s relationship (Friendship or more) is amazing and you cannot convince me otherwise. 

  • Keith helping Pidge with their hand to hand combat and Pidge helping Keith learn more about technology.
  • Come up with the sickest burns, don’t challenge them, you won’t win.
  • Keith being Keith never apologized to Pidge’s face about when they wanted to leave Voltron but Pidge found a note taped to the Green Lion that literally only said “Sorry -Keith
  • The Red Lion is the first one that Pidge installs extra stuff too because it was late at night and Keith was there. 
  • Both of them like quiet so its not uncommon for them to be sitting in a room together in complete silence, doing two different things.
  • Keith is well aware that Pidge can take care of themselves but all the same, he’s extremely protective of them.
  • The best pranksters, they’ve literally pranked every single one of their friends.
  • Literally can communicate with just looks, its kind of creepy how well they can.
  • They spent a whole night where Pidge educated Keith on all the memes that they know.
    • First time he used one it almost gave Lance a heart attack.
      • The first one was *looks into the camera like its the office*
  • The two that stay up the latest together. Pidge because they are working on tech stuff and Keith because he’s training.
    • Sometimes the others find them in the morning past out on the couches from staying up late talking to each other. 

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Teeny tiny blank books! They’re about 35 pages long. Easily torn out, easily hidden/burned (and obviously if you’d need to burn it, not much ash/smoke would be left) or however you want to dispose of them!

I’d create a list to be sent via email with each of their contents/meanings of the talismans within. I would write them on the back of the appropriate talisman, but if one were to leave it out in nature and another person happened upon it, they could fuck it up.

Anyone interested? Since they’re so tiny (7/8 x 5/8 inches in size!), I’d send them in a normal envelope. Charge maybe $5 for my time. I have a total of sixteen books I can fill out.