it always confuses me when superman gets drawn burlier than batman. i mean we dance around it but superman is basically super strong due to space magic. he could be a weedy lil string bean and he’d still be able to lift a bus. i’m not saying the muscles don’t help, or that he doesn’t probably have magic space muscles. i’m just saying, all of batman’s strength is muscle-dependant. he has no space magics. in my head he is the more burly of the two just out of necessity. i know he’s kind of got the gymnast thing going on but like. i imagine bruce wayne as more barrel-y and clark kent as more dorito-y. i don’t know why i’m telling you this except that i’m dealing with the realization that this is not the standard assumption.

Pretty sure that the reason All Might is a sickly skeleton man isn’t because he “wasted away due to all the surgeries.”

Listen, this is a man who accidentally used up all three hours of his All Might time while on his way to work because he got distracted fighting crime.

You wanna tell me he’s gonna remember to eat the 6-8 small meals a day recommended for gastrectomy patients?

Nah bro, considering he had a regular bento that time he invited Izuku to lunch with him, this nerd probably thinks he can get away with having three meals a day. And considering the food goes straight to his intestines (which can’t hold nearly as much food as the stomach can) he’ll get full before he’s consumed enough calories.

And even if he’s eating super calorie-dense foods and taking all his medication (another thing I’m skeptical about), you also need to take into account that all his crime-fighting probably burns crazy amounts of calories (and like I wouldn’t be surprised if the simple act of powering up also took a lot of his energy).

Like shit bro I’m surprised he hasn’t collapsed yet or died of starvation???

Someone please save this idiot from himself.

I’m signed up for the Disneyland half marathon at the end of August. I can’t run the whole thing but my goal is to run as much as I can and finish within the time limits.

So I’m working on practicing my distances. I need to be faster than a 16 min mile. I’m cutting it close but I have faith.

I did a zombies 5k training program and then walked with a few bursts of running for the rest.

In the mean time I burned a crazy amount of calories!!!  And I still have pole fitness tonight. 

Oh, and I’m kicking it with my adipose in honor of kicking my body’s adipose to the curb.