burning houses down

i still don’t understand how randy is meant to be the face.

i don’t understand how jinder telling the truth on how racist people are is considered “heelish”. i don’t get how wwe has he audacity to paint someone standing up for themselves and their culture as “bad”

I know literally nothing about Be More Chill I thought it was cute and gay? There’s a kid named Michael in the bathroom? He doesn’t like parties, I think.

But some kid named Rich burned somebody else’s house down? Or his own? Did he burn a house down or am I making it up?

And what the heck is the squip? I thought it was like,,,an annoying little brother? But now I’m getting a more “Scooby-Doo and the Cyber Chase” vibe, like is the squip a computer virus? A program?

And the squip-thing can be defeated by Mountain Dew Code Red? 

I’m so confused.

  • JK Rowling: Suddenly, light started shining through the window!
  • J.R.R. Tolkien: The window, which hanged on the wall, softly letting its curtains dance around the room, suddenly brought a bright light into the house.
  • Douglass Adams: Quite unexpectedly, light shined through the window in the room, which was less surprising when you think about the fact that's what windows are for.
  • Lemony Snicket: Light shined through the window abruptly.
  • abruptly, usually means unexpected, or sudden. For instance, if your mother picked you up from school after telling you twice about doing that, it would not be abruptly. However, if someone were to tell you your house burned down and your parents were dead without telling you to sit down first, it would very much be called, abruptly.
NSFW (Not Safe For Witches): Staying Safe in Magic

A lot of this may seem like common sense, but it needs to be repeated, because Hi, I’m the Mom Friend. Stay safe, friends.

Don’t leave candles burning unattended. Do you want to burn your house down? That’s how you burn your house down. Get a candle snuffer if you’re uncomfortable blowing out your candles or you can use LED candles instead.

If you get a strange reaction to your incense, oils, or herbs, please talk to your doctor. There’s a lot of stuff that you might not realize you’re allergic to. Some people refuse to admit when they have an adverse reaction to their supplies. Don’t be silly. You can swap out any of your supplies for something else that won’t affect your health.

If you practice blood magic, always sanitize your instruments and wounds, or wait to use the blood from accidental wounds. Study first aid until it’s as fluent as a strongly studied second language if you practice blood magic. Stay safe medically, the same goes for sex magic.

Are you foraging for things to use in your craft at a local park or beach? Buy a field guide from your local book shop or borrow one from your local library. It’ll help you discern what’s safe to touch, take, and use from what could potentially result in hives, illness, or worse. I find it also helps to photocopy the images and add them to my grimoire or BoS for reference later on. 

Don’t burn anything you have not fully researched. If you’re not sure if that leaf you found could cause your dog to have a seizure or cause you to go blind, find out what it is first. Research is a witch’s best friend.

Pet-safe your practice. If you have pets that may wander into your space, make sure that nothing you’re using can make them sick. This applies to small pets like hamsters and the like who may be restricted to cages and can’t be away from your space while you’re practicing as well.

Watch where you go. If you’re going to practice outside, make sure you’re not trespassing on anyone’s property. Safety includes keeping yourself safe from the law too, pals.

Use common sense and intuition. If something doesn’t feel right, don’t do it.

I often find myself wondering if Jake is okay :/
(ALSO, @richardgoranski Because i legitimately just saw you would love to be tagged in BMC art in general, so here ya go buddy) 

angelvan105  asked:

Merry Christmas! What kind of gifts exchange between Albus and Scorpius?

Sorry this is so late and out of season! I colored a comic I had sketched months ago, hence the date. Unfortunately there’s only Albus’s gifts to Scorpius (I never got around to deciding what he’d receive in return), but I hope it’s still enjoyable!

  • Percy: So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for ten minutes or 4,000 degrees for one minute.
  • Jason: Percy no that’s not how you make cookies.
  • Percy: FLOOR IT???
  • Jason: PERCY NO.
  • Percy: HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR ONE SECOND.
  • Jason: PERCY YOU ARE GOING TO BURN THE HOUSE DOWN.
  • Percy: I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES.
  • Jason: P E R C Y!