burn cookies

Marinette and Adrien accidentally swap Kwamis
  • Adrien: Oh my gosh oh my gosh I have so many questions what is LadyBug really like? She's just so amazing I love her can I meet her I want to marry her omg I'm freaking out by the way I'm Adrien I can't believe I met Ladybug's Kwami!!!
  • Tikki: wait you're that boy Marinette lik-HOLY CRAP HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT KWAMIS
  • Adrien: shit
  • ~
  • Marinette: uh so what exactly are you?
  • Plagg: my name is Plagg and I'm Chat Noir's Kwami
  • Marinette: oookayyy do you want a cook-
  • Plagg: it's Adrien 100% Adrien he is Chat Noir totally him I have proof yep lady Adrien Agreste is Chat Noir deal with it also screw cookies where's the cheese
  • Marinette: *loud screaming*
  • Todoroki: So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
  • Iida: Todoroki nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU MAKE COOKIES FRIEND
  • Todoroki: [ignites left side] FLOOR IT?
  • Uraraka: TODOROKI NO
  • Todoroki: [flames get even bigger] HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND?
  • Midoriya: TODOROKI YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
  • Todoroki: I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
  • Iida, Uraraka, and Midoriya: TODOROKI P L E A S E
  • Mei: (Spilling 76’s coffee) Sorry.
  • Mei: (Tripping and crashing into Winston’s desk) Sorry.
  • Mei: (Accidentally burning a batch of cookies) Sorry.
  • Mei: (Kissing Junkrat) Sorry.
  • Mei: (Kissing Zarya) Sorry.
  • Mei: (Kissing Zarya in front of Junkrat) Sorry.
  • Mei: (Freezing someone) Sorry.
  • Mei: (Using her ultimate) Sorry.
  • Mei: (Shooting icicles through the heads of the entire enemy team) Sorry.
  • Mei: (Getting Play of the Game) Sorry.
  • Soldier-76: Dr. Zhou, you need to stop saying sorry so much.
  • Mei: Sor—
  • (76 glares at her)
  • Mei:
  • Mei: Duì bù qǐ
  • Soldier 76: That was “Sorry” in Chinese, wasn’t it?
  • Mei: Sorry.
  • Submitted by LegendWeaver25
I hope you fall in love
With someone who always texts back and never lets
You fall asleep thinking you’re
Unwanted.
I hope you fall in love with someone
Who holds your hand during the scary parts of
Horror movies and burns
Cookies with you when you’re
Too busy dancing around the
Kitchen.
I hope you fall in love with
Someone who sees galaxies in your eyes
And hears music in your
Heartbeats.
I hope you fall in love with someone who
Tickles you and makes you smile
On hard days and on easy
Ones.
But beyond all that I hope
You fall in love with someone
Who will never leave you behind
And who will never take you
For granted, someone who
Will stand by you when you’re
Right and stand by you
When you’re wrong,
Someone who has seen you at your worst
And has loved you
Still.
I hope you fall in love
With someone who
Kisses you in the rain
And hugs you in the cold and
Wouldn’t have you any other
Way.
— 

Wouldn’t It Be Wonderful, l.h.k.

[please dont remove caption!! © 2016 by l.h.k.]

  • Mei: (Spilling 76’s coffee) Sorry.
  • Mei: (Tripping and crashing into Winston’s desk) Sorry.
  • Mei: (Accidentally burning a batch of cookies) Sorry.
  • Mei: (Kissing Junkrat) Sorry.
  • Mei: (Kissing Zarya) Sorry.
  • Mei: (Kissing Zarya in front of Junkrat) Sorry.
  • Mei: (Freezing someone) Sorry.
  • Mei: (Using her ultimate) Sorry.
  • Mei: (Shooting icicles through the heads of the entire enemy team) Sorry.
  • Mei: (Getting Play of the Game) Sorry.
  • Soldier-76: Dr. Zhou, you need to stop saying sorry so much.
  • Mei: Sor—
  • (Soldier-76 glares at her)
  • Mei:
  • Mei: Duì bù qǐ
  • Soldier 76: That was “Sorry” in Chinese, wasn’t it?
  • Mei: Sorry.
  • Submitted by LegendReaver25

I hope you fall in love with someone who always loves you back and never lets you fall asleep thinking you’re unwanted.

I hope you fall in love with someone who holds your hand during the scary parts of horror movies and burns cookies with you when you’re too busy dancing around the kitchen.

I hope you fall in love with someone who sees galaxies in your eyes and hears music in your heartbeats.

I hope you fall in love with someone who tickles you and makes you smile on hard days and on easy ones.

But beyond all that I hope you fall in love with someone who will never leave you behind and who will never take you for granted.

I hope you fall in Love with someone who will stand by you when you’re right and stand by you when you’re wrong,

I hope you fall in love with someone who has seen you at your worst and who loves you anyway.

I hope you fall in love with someone who kisses you in the rain and hugs you in the cold and wouldn’t have you any other way.

I hope you fall in love with someone who puts love first and it’s their heart’s intent to meet all your needs.

We all deserve that special someone who loves and never walks away.

—  mardybryant 
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Voltron as rude things my friends have said

Lance: wanna see some real funny shit [shows picture of Keith]

Keith: [teacher: is judging a guy he saw at Walmart] my gaydar is going off

Pidge: [points at everyone in the lunch line one by one] you gay, you ugly, you alright

Hunk:[holding burned cookies he tried to make] eat them or I’ll shove them up your ass

Shiro: [trying to do his eyeliner] I swear to god and the lord and savior if this line keeps looking like Keith’s sexuality I’m gonna fuck the dog

Allura: [throws away bracelet someone made her] was it sparkly tho?

Coran: [someone standing in front of the mirror] get out your blocking the fucking view you uncultured swine

happy haikyuu!! fic recs

under the cut is a list of fics that folks in the haikyuu fandom read to remind themselves that there is good in the world.  i hope that the list can help spread some positive energy during this tough time.  thank you to everyone who gave me suggestions and helped to put the list together!

fics are arranged by ship and include ao3 link, author, length, and summary.  please let me know if one of your fics is on this list but your tumblr/twitter/etc isn’t linked, and i can add it.

kagehina:

  • I like the way your clothes smell by @mysecretfanmoments; kagehina; 75k; ‘Power outages, ghost stories, and the presence of a certain orange-haired boy lead to bad decision-making on Tobio’s part. He’d planned to keep his crush a secret; the universe has other plans.’ 
  • Painting with Words series by iwillstillopenthewindow; kagehina; 11k; 2 fics; ‘Where Hinata has trouble writing and Kageyama has difficulty seeing the world in color again.’ 
  • Hinata is a middle aged cougar at age sixteen the fanfiction by pittoo; 2k; ‘Kageyama just wants to mow hay’
  • kisses by buu; 4k; ‘There’s a blur and Hinata remembers warm lips, surprisingly soft from someone who frowns all the time, and Kageyama’s terrified face when he pulls back, and the electricity running through Hinata’s entire body, heating his cheeks to match Kageyama’s. / Kissing, it turns out, is as good as volleyball.’
  • Ridiculous by @festivetrickster; kagehina ft yachi; 3.5k; ‘After Yachi’s heater broke at her own apartment, Hinata and Kageyama invite her to stay at theirs until it gets fixed. Only, the problem is: 1) the repairman is never going to come, 2) temporarily living with Hinata and Kageyama is …stressful, to say the least.’
  •    maps, from me to you by tothemoon; kagehina; 10k; ‘This is a (non-chronological) account of the memories they make out of millimeters.’
  • let’s do it like they do on the infomercial channel by @kiribakus; 2k; ‘kageyama opened the door and hinata was blinded by the sheer force of his rock hard abs. / “wtf dude ur like 12,” hinata said.’
  • love and now by @plotghosts; kagehina; 16k; ‘After their break-up three years prior, Hinata attends Kageyama’s final university match.’
  • A Couple of Awesome Players by Esselle; gen kagehina; 3k; ‘Shouyou meets volleyball and Kageyama at roughly the same time—during his first year of middle school.’
  • Paws for a Second by LemonNinjaa; kagehina; 3k; ‘Daichi decides that working on teamwork is important, and Hinata volunteers Kageyama’s house. Little does Karasuno know that Kageyama has two fluffy secrets.’ 

daisuga: 

  • You’d fit my lonely arms so perfectly by boxofwonder; daisuga; 25k; ‘Suga accidentally calls a stranger instead of his best friend, tells him all about his burned batch of cookies before realising, and that particular mistake might turn out the best one he ever made.’
  • pride by @owlinaminor; daichi genfic ft. daisuga; 4k; ‘Daichi knows that Hinata accidentally called him ‘Dad’ once, and Suga often teases him about parenting the first-years, but this is just ridiculous. / “I’m not your dad, I’m your captain!” Daichi protests. / The cheering only increases in volume. They’re probably disturbing anyone who’s still at the school – but then, it’s New Year’s Eve. Nobody is still at the school besides Daichi’s insane, ridiculous, wonderful team. / “Okay, fine,” he says at last, raising his hands in surrender. “I’m proud to be your dad.”’
  • Perfectionism by @mysecretfanmoments; daisuga; 3k; ‘“I just wish it was something you could practice before you have to… perform.” He narrows his eyes, imagining it. “Like a CPR class.” / Suga raises an eyebrow. “You want to practice it. Beforehand.” / “Yeah. Are you offering?” / ((Daichi doesn’t like to be bad at things–kissing included–and Suga is willing to help him practice.))’
  • the perfect stranger by @downmoonwrites; daisuga; 26k; ‘There’s a man standing outside Suga’s door. / Scratch that. Start over. / There’s a man he doesn’t know standing outside his door, holding his sleeping nephew in one arm, with another kid clinging tightly to his free hand.’
  • Black and Blue by @makariawritesabout; daisuga; 117k; Daichi’s new (temporary) neighbor is not only stunningly beautiful but also funny, friendly, with just a touch of mysterious. / Naturally, Daichi freaks the fuck out. / (AU where everyone lives in the same building and everyone is gay)’ 
  • Add New Contact by booksong; daisuga; 9k; ‘"Daichi was leaning contemplatively on the sill of his open window, waiting for the icy breeze he was letting into his room to wake him up to how utterly stupid he was being. He’d always hated stories, real or fictional, about people doing ridiculous and self-destructive things for love, but now here he was, palming his smartphone idly and wondering with complete seriousness if it would survive an eight meter drop with substantial but repairable damage.“ / (Or; All Daichi’s electronics are endangered the moment he realizes he can’t get that sweet, patient, ridiculously attractive IT tech off his mind.)’
  • World Will Follow After by @kiribakus; daisuga; 7k; ‘Sir, are you interested in the flavor of the day? Is that what’s going on here?? Could you please decide whether you’re looking over here or looking downward??? Is this some kind of weird Morse code???? Sir I don’t understand what is going on and my face is burning sir please—’

iwaoi:

  • Build A Temple in Me by @kiribakus; iwaoi; 40k; ‘Up the mossy mountain steps, past the komainu guardians and the faded red gate, and beyond the boundaries of the green shrine—that’s where the forest and the spirit world within it lies. That’s where Hajime met him, and where their story began. / But intertwining of destinies can be ugly business, Hajime finds, when their first meeting begins with blood and the too-human eyes of a beast.’
  • how to let your planets align by tothemoon; iwaoi; 16k; ‘It is the last day on earth, December 2nd, 1985, when you realize you’re in love with him.’
  • midnight boy/sunset town by carafin; iwaoi; 10k; ‘In which Iwaizumi Hajime grows a few chili plants, participates in an eating contest, breaks into a park, and falls in love with a man who doesn’t ever sleep - not exactly in that order.’
  • I sure hope that guy gets fired by Xov; iwaoi; 30k; ‘It was the fourth time experiencing the exact same day that Iwaizumi Hajime reluctantly admitted to himself that something was very wrong.’
  • Phone Home by ghostystarr; iwaoi; 7k; ‘Oikawa Tooru is currently orbiting Earth at 445 kilometers per minute, but falling in love with the voice in his ear makes it feel so much slower than that.’
  • Through My Eyes by anchoringsouls; iwaoi; 3k; ‘“I think if you ever saw yourself through my eyes, you would fall in love with yourself the same way the way I did with you.”’
  • the BEES KNEES by munzie and oikawamemesquad; iwaoi & bee x knee; 300 words; ‘KN(B)EEwaoi: the fic (boy x boy, R-18, dont like dnt read!1!!!)’

kyouhaba:

  • Close to the Chest by @darkmagicalgirlwrites; kyouhaba; 61k; ‘It takes Yahaba thirteen years to realize he’s different from the other kids, one to figure out how to hide it, and two more to learn to be happy just the way he is. Yahaba’s journey ft. an extremely annoyed Kyoutani, best friend in the world Watari, and loads and loads of good senpai Oikawa.’
  • Laughter by @kiyala; kyouhaba; 2k; ‘Kyoutani has a cute laugh and suddenly, Yahaba has a crush.’
  • Entwined by @kiyala; kyouhaba; 2.5k; ‘Soulmates share their emotions with each other when their hands touch. Yahaba experiences it for the first time when he and Kyoutani share a high five after winning a match.’
  • Colourmarks by @kiyala; kyouhaba; 4k; ‘Kyoutani and Yahaba keep leaving marks on each other everywhere they touch. They’re trying their best to ignore it, and what it means.’
  • no solution series by fortyfiveangrycats; kyouhaba; currently 17k & 4 fics; ‘parallel lines, parallel stories. basically a bunch of kyouhaba fics that all remotely tie together.’

matsuhana:

  • plus one by safra; matsuhana; 6k; ‘"Did you know we’re dating?” / “What? Says who?” / “Says everyone apparently.” / “Oh,” Hanamaki frowns for a few seconds before shrugging and turning his attention back to the chocolate fountain. “Nice."’
  • A Bouquet of Flours by @guyfierimpreg; matsuhana; 5k; ‘“Is that a flour sack in a diaper,” Iwaizumi deadpanned, looking at the offending thing with a Look saved only for dealing with Hanamaki and Matsukawa (and occasionally Oikawa, though the Look for Oikawa came with a lot more vein-popping and swearing). / “Don’t talk about our baby like that,” Matsukawa shot back.’
  • stranger things by laubear; matsuhana; 10k; ‘In 2012, the men’s national volleyball team took home the bronze at the Asian Cup. Tokyo Skytree opened to the public. Also, the dashing Hanamaki Takahiro and painfully cool Matsukawa Issei started a radio show out of Aoba Johsai’s abandoned A/V room and accidentally became the two most popular guys in school.’

bokuaka:

  • geronimo by lagatos; bokuaka; 28k; ‘"beach resort au” where Bokuto Koutarou works in a small tourist town’s beach resort, renting out kayaks and surfboards for people he’ll never see again. Akaashi Keiji moves into town for the summer for a photography internship and Bokuto insists on showing him how the natives live.’
  • oh baby, can’t you see by commovente; bokuaka; 2k; ‘akaashi keiji’s comprehensive list of all 37 of bokuto-san’s weaknesses.’
  • wanderlust led me home to you by earlgrey_milktea; bokuaka; 13k; ‘When a tall, dark stranger walks into Koutarou’s shop one day, he was in no way prepared for his entire life to be changed at a glimpse of those breathtaking grey-green eyes. / in which bokuto fiddles with a music box that makes no sound, akaashi is a plant person, and some secrets must be revealed sooner or later.’
  • Rules by conesofdunshire; bokuaka; 120k; ‘In which Akaashi Keiji is an overworked accountant who stumbles upon Bokuto one night playing the piano in the lobby of his work. Bokuto is different, that much is obvious. But with such supreme musical talent and a smile so dazzling it rivals the sun, there’s just something about him that brings Akaashi back every night.’

bokuroo:

  • black cats & voodoo dolls by ohhotlamb; bokuroo; 4.5k; ‘“So, hypothetically, if I wanted to put a curse on somebody and make them suffer but I didn’t really want them to die—how would you suggest that, um, I do that?” / Kuroo looks up over his completely wholesome and not-at-all suggestive magazine (covered by another magazine—a nature special on humpback whales or some other majestic shit like that) to find an extremely hot and extremely sad-looking guy. Kuroo raises an eyebrow, but it’s invisible under the black of his fringe. He alternates brows. / “Damn. Who fucked you over?”’
  • it feels good, it feels great by @niwry; bokuroo; 1k; ‘Bokuto makes Kuroo feel alive, Kuroo makes Bokuto feel calm. There are also pineapples and night trains.’
  • the yeah yeah yeah song by keptein; bokuroo; 5k; ‘And the light from the stage catches in the guy’s hair, so blond it shines white like a beacon, like one of the stars overhead. Tetsurou leans over and yells in his ear, hand on one solid shoulder, “Cool hair!” / “You too!” the guy yells back, “I dig the sex hair look!”’

kurotsukki:

  • A Very Kuroo Chirstmas by AQuinton; kurotsukki; 2k; ‘Tsukishima Kei loves all things Christmas. But he doesn’t plan on admitting that to anyone anytime soon.
  • as far as first meetings go by whatcaniwriteinthis; kurotsukki; 0.7k; ‘… this isn’t that bad.’
  • Who Done It by galaxymouth; kurotsukki; 1k; ‘Tsukishima Kei has hickeys on his neck and no one on the entire volleyball team can figure out who could ever get close enough to the wall of salt to leave them there. The volleyball club suddenly becomes a detective debate club.’

ushiten:

  • Dovetail by ideallyqualia; ushiten; 31k; ‘To know something like the back of your hand means that you know that person or that thing very, very well.’
  • i’m a house with no windows, you’re the flowers on the front porch by @tendouaf; 67k; currently 9/? chapters; ‘Wakatoshi likes absolutes. He likes the idea of something being unchangeable, immovable, because he doesn’t have to worry needlessly about it. He can focus his energy on other, more important things. And among the absolutes he feels in his life, his bond with Satori is one of them. / (aka: a fic focusing on ushiten’s development from childhood through adulthood that no one really asked for but I felt an extremely strong urge to write anyway)’
  • ushiten week 2016 series by @owlinaminor; seven fics; 21k total; established relationship oneshots ft genderfluid ushijima.

captains genfic:

  • national hot dad alliance is now calling… by @dicaeopolis and @owlinaminor; captains genfic; 58k; ‘Sawamura Daichi: What the fuck. (Or, the captains’ squad interactions that definitely happen outside of canon, presented in Skype chat form.)’
  • Kings of the Road, Kings of the Universe by @ezzydean; captains genfic; 17k; ‘Eight magical captains, one bus, an entire summer (and country) waiting for them. / What could possibly go wrong? / (The magic of friendship meets the magic of a summer road trip meets pure magic.)’
  • holding out for a hero by @dicaeopolis; captains genfic; 17k; ‘Kuroo, Oikawa, Bokuto, and Daichi make up a team of superheroes fighting to keep their city free from crime. But they might’ve met their match in a powerful nature spirit that seems determined to take them down for good. / Also, it would really help Kuroo’s concentration if his teammates stopped wearing so much spandex. / Or: the superhero slice-of-life that nobody asked for.’

rarepairs & multishipping:

  • jaywalkers series by @sturlsons; kurotsukki, bokuaka, yamayachi, & others; currently 95k & 18 fics; ‘A collection of stories the morals of which all amount to: if something can go wrong, it will. Also, if something can go right, it also will. / Alternatively, that one college AU where everyone fucks all the shit up.’
  • Hearts aren’t bulletproof by boxofwonder; ushioi; 11k; ‘Being a superhero is hard. / Having a crush on your High School rival is hard. / Your High School rival having a crush on your Superhero identity without knowing it’s you is … kind of the worst.’
  • This Insignificant Pride and Prejudice by @mysecretfanmoments and poulerslashes; ushioi; 34k; ‘Oikawa Tooru graduated high school with the burning desire to succeed in his college career. He’d hoped that might include taking down his arch-nemesis along the way, but when he finds that his college team hosts an offensively familiar face, he can’t help but think that the universe might be conspiring against him. After all, what could be worse than playing on the same team as Ushijima?’
  • babysitters club by tesselated; tsukkiyama; 4k; ‘This is the problem with Yamaguchi: he’s too nice. Tsukishima has known this since they were thirteen, but apparently he’s never learned because here he is, babyproofing their apartment for the third time this month because Sugawara knows Yamaguchi will say yes when he asks them to babysit.’
  • blue summer sky by deanpendragon; tsukkiyama; 32k; ‘In which Tadashi manages his grandfather’s pet store and Tsukishima works at the music shop next door. Lots of exclamation points, dialogue, obvious crushes, internal (and overexcited) monologuing, animal trivia, and terrible puns ensue.’
  • four-star daydream by @dicaeopolis; oikuroo; 5k; ‘Kuroo’s cat has a problem with stealing clothing. Oikawa has a problem with Kuroo.’
  • That Go Bump In the Night by sushibomb; oikuroo; 19k; currently 1/3 chapters; ‘Oikawa has always been fascinated with the unknown. Aliens, monsters, ghosts, you name it, he can tell you a little something about the lore. So when a mysterious new person moves into his apartment complex, Oikawa is determined to prove that this seemingly normal guy might be one of the undead. But what happens when it turns out that he’s right?’
  • Unconventional Wisdom by irlbokuto; bokuroo, daisuga, and iwaoi; 60k; currently 12/? chapters; ‘They say you don’t really know a person until you live with them. After late night grocery runs, singing competitions, stove fires, alien conspiracies, laundry mishaps, excessive penalty drills, identity crises, and falling in love with your best friend, you begin to see life in a different light. You knew playing volleyball would take you places, but this was the farthest scenario from your mind. / Or, a tale of how Kuroo Tetsurou found himself rooming with three other volleyball captains at university.’
  • romance ‘n’ all that jazz by @tobioslilgiant; goshihina; 12k; ‘The smile drops from Goshiki face and his steaming cup of coffee nearly slips from his hand when he realizes: there’s someone already standing there. Standing in his spot. / Someone who’s assaulting poor, unsuspecting passerbies with the offensive noise known as jazz. / OR: AU where Hinata and Goshiki are rival street performers’
  • a dash of sugar and a spoonful of salt by @tobioslilgiant; goshihina; 1.5k; ‘"I don’t who keeps leaving me sweets but whoever it is, I’m gonna marry them,” Hinata gushes. / “Really?” Shirabu demands, jarring Goshiki from his thoughts. “You don’t even know who’s sending them, though. They could be hideous—” he looks over at Goshiki—“or painfully annoying.” / OR: the college AU where Goshiki keeps anonymously leaving baked goods in front of Hinata’s dorm room and Shirabu’s completely lost any semblance of chill he’s ever had’
  • The Kindling Alchemist by kvhottie; kagehina, tsukkiyama, daisuga, & others; 15k; currently 3/? chapters; ‘The lovechild of FMA:B and Psycho-pass AU. / “…and finally your partner, Major Kageyama, the Crystal Aconite Alchemist.”/ Hinata’s eyes darted to Kageyama and looked him up and down. Dark hair, blue eyes, and a stoic expression—he definitely wasn’t the life of the party. Hinata smirked, almost sure that Kageyama’s alchemy element was something cold, just like his demeanor. It was fine; he always liked a challenge.’
  • red skinny jeans by @dicaeopolis; tentsukki; 4k; ‘The trials of one prickly student-librarian and the guy who seems to enjoy nothing more than pissing him off. / Or, “Tsukishima Kei and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day"’
  • Herding Cats by notallbees; kuroyaku; 15k; ‘Cat-sitting in his new boyfriend’s apartment seems like a stress-free way for Kuroo to get out of his mom’s house for a week, and to win some brownie points with Yaku. But cats often have their own ideas about how things should be run, and Kuroo has his work cut out if he wants to impress Porco and Rosso.’
  • when the moon hits your eye by Metis_Ink; ushijima/futakuchi; 10k; ‘The stress of new captaincy is troubling enough when there’s not a nationally-recognized, socially-stunted rival captain inappropriately concerned with your eating habits. Futakuchi is disappointed to find that that’s just the beginning of it.’
  • it’s tradition. by hicsvntdracones; kyouhaba, iwaoi, matsuhana, & kinkuni; 6k; ‘It’s tradition, it’s tradition, they all say as they gather up the second and first years. The second years have a look of hard determination, while the first years are simply confused. Oikawa claps his hands together. / "Let’s begin this year’s annual training camp truth or dare!” / Kunimi tries to run.’
  • Touch by @mysecretfanmoments; yakulev; 10k; ‘After a twisted ankle and an uncomfortable realization, Yaku starts to see a different side of Lev—one he doesn’t want to kick at all. (Or, well… not often.)’
  • Ear to Ear by @darkmagicalgirlwrites; aonefuta; 1.5k; ‘Futakuchi is as noisy, but Aone doesn’t mind.’
  • Despite the Warning Signs by @natroze; tensuga; 16k; ‘“War,” Suga says, quite cordially. “This means war.” / Or, the one where Tendou and Suga end up roommates in college and immediately engage each other in dorm room prank combat. Romantically.’
  • a little piece of home by spacegirlkj; oihina; 3k; ‘It’s a big step, Shouyou thinks as he stands back, wiping the paint of his hands to look at the blue room. / Their first real home, Tooru and him.’
  • Boatman by @surveycorpsjean; bokuto/iwaizumi; 4k; ‘Bokuto finds him, washed up, dehydrated, woven in translucent webbing. / Of course they fall in love.’
  • Stuck in the Middle with You by overlymetaromantic; oisuga; 15k; ‘It’s not the kind of blossoming relationship either of them would expect, but maybe, just maybe, it could lead to something good.’
  • Phases by togekissies; oisuga; 3k; ‘i. Moon witch Sugawara meets weather witch Oikawa on the street, strikes up a friendship. / ii. Moon witch Sugawara spends longer than is necessary texting weather witch Oikawa, is judged by his cat. / iii. Moon witch Sugawara, emboldened by the full moon, asks weather witch Oikawa a silent question. Weather witch Oikawa says yes.’
  • Daredevil on the slope by @smokey310; bokuakakurotsukki; 124k; ‘„Seriously. What kind of supernatural being did I piss off to deserve this,“ sighed Tsukishima on their way up to the mountain. Akaashi sat next to him in the little chair lift and watched the trails of small paw prints disappear between the clusters of fir trees. The snow glittered in the sun, the air was icy fresh and everything would have been picture perfect if it wasn’t for the intruder shaking his snowboard around in the third seat. / “Are you talking about me?” asked Tanaka, whom Tsukishima was very obviously talking about. / “Do you see any other people which the devil would have sent to punish me?” / “There’s some right behind us,” said Tanaka, pointing to the following chair lift filled with an excitedly jumping Bokuto, a maniacally smiling Nishinoya and Kuroo who sat in the middle and looked like he contemplated jumping into the treetops below. / Well – he did have a point there.’
  • Mannequin Men by @surveycorpsjean; bokuakakurotsukki; 76k; ‘The modeling world is full of hungry wolves, constantly clambering over the other, snarling and desperate. They fight, and they kill, trampling over anything in their path. / In this case, Akaashi fell in love with the wolves.’
  • Half Past Moon by @swallowtail-butterflys; kawashira; 9k; ‘5 kawashira scenes with the moon and 1 under the sun as they slowly fall in love.’
  • Window Vine by @swallowtail-butterflys; kawashira & tensemi; 15k; ‘"Tendou-san named the storage mop after Semi-san.“ / "That is concerning,” Kawanishi concedes.’
  • Sunshine Cafe by shions_heart; kenhina; 2.5k; ‘In which a tired college student’s daily routine is turned upside-down by the arrival of an adorable barista with sunshine in his smile.’
  • Push and Pull by @aroceu; kagetsukki; 11k; ‘The one where Kageyama and Tsukishima can’t be in different rooms if they don’t want to die (or at least hurt each other), and Kageyama has feelings.’ 
  • The trick to my treat by Etstrubal; bokutsukki; 3k; ‘Tsukki is pretty much addicted to sugar, and Bokuto makes the best sweets in town.’
  • OUT! by @yamaguchigrin; yamaguchi/male oc; 106k; ‘JAPAN’S FIRST GAY ATHLETE COMES OUT! / Yamaguchi never expected to read THAT headline in Gay Japan News, but he about fainted when he scrolled down to the photograph. There–volleyball on his hip, naked from his Seijoh shorts upward and eyes pleading for readers to devour him–was the familiar face of Oikawa Tooru. / Oikawa? Gay? OUT?’

other genfic:

  • the lost boys by @owlinaminor; shiratorizawa genfic ft ushiten; 61k; ‘A group of boys lost everything in war only to inherit a country that no longer knows its place in the world. How do they grow up? Who do they look up to? Where do they go to find purpose? There is only one answer: they turn to each other.’
  • Dear Mister Ghost by phantomdieb; shiratorizawa genfic; 5k; ‘The Volleyball team of Shiratorizawa is allowed to practice at school in their autumn holidays.  Everything seems alright until suddenly two of them go missing - followed by more of them.  Is that the Shiratorizawa Academy’s ghost?’ 
  • senpai troubles by @owlinaminor; one-sided goshiki/all his senpai & minor ushiten; 5.5k; ‘“Um, senpai?” Tsutomu wonders. “What does gay mean?” / Shirabu stares at him for another long moment, unblinking – then leans back against the bench and tilts his face up to the ceiling. / “Nope,” he declares, to nobody in particular. “I am not dealing with this.”’
  • intra-team espionage by hananapeel; aone & futakuchi; 1.2k; ‘A normal end to a normal Friday night: a fuming Kamasaki, an unapologetic Futakuchi, and Aone, who is dragged along for the ride every single time.”
  • it’s like the hunger games, but better by safra; seijoh genfic; 3k; ‘“Just a game of paintball?” Hanamaki parrots, eyes widening as he takes another step forwards until they’re standing practically nose to nose. “Kindaichi, Kindaichi, my poor naive Kindaichi. This is more than just a game.” / Kindaichi frowns. “It…is?” / “Kindaichi,” Oikawa says sharply, shoving Hanamaki out of the way so he can grasp Kindaichi tightly by the shoulders. “This is a matter of life or death.” / “I mean, I don’t think it’s really tha—” / “Life or death,” Oikawa, Hanamaki, Matsukawa and Iwaizumi say loudly in unison.’
  • A Good Day by bishounen_curious; saeko & natsu; 2k; ‘For the SASO2016 Prompt: Remember when the big sis of the Karasuno team met the team’s little sis?’
  • second year volley squad by garbagecannot; karasuno second-years genfic; 3.5k; ‘Kino: no-one cares tanaka / Tanaka: shot through the heart and you’re to blame / Or how five high school volleyball players with only their club in common, slowly but surely, became best friends.’
  • Hello, Halcyon Days by tookumade; aone & hinata; 2k; ‘No matter where he walked in Sendai city, Aone was always given a wide berth. He supposed it made getting around places easier, but there was a sort of loneliness in how people gave him fearful looks and avoided him as much as they did.’
  • no unread messages by warfare; kageyama & kenma; 5k; ‘Kageyama also remembers that he’d failed utterly at getting to talk to him. He’d been baffled about it at the time; what kind of setter doesn’t want to talk about setting? But maybe this is the answer. Maybe Nekoma’s setter - (“Kenma,” Hinata chides frustratedly the third or fourth time he says it, “his name is Kenma") - maybe Kenma-san is just bad face-to-face. Kageyama can understand that, to some extent, although he doesn’t quite understand why that would extend to talking to him about volleyball, but fine. He can accommodate this, if that’s what it takes. He asks for Kenma’s contact information immediately. Hinata copies it into his phone with a weird, sour face, muttering, “I mean it, Kageyama, you better not be a jerk to him.” Kageyama has no idea what Hinata is insinuating, and he forgets the comment almost immediately.’
  • levels of investment by @skittidyne; karasuno genfic; 9k; ‘Yamaguchi was far less nervous in practice than any games, and he’d gotten far more skilled at serving in a few short months, so Tsukishima was utterly unprepared for the feeling of a volleyball slamming into the back of his head. / There was a beat of silence. / The ball had enough of an angle to bounce off his head and over to the other side of the net, landing neatly in front of a stunned Sugawara. / (( or: Ennoshita plots for the future, Suga wants to mess around and is intent on dragging everyone down to his level, Noya tries to become a spiker, Kiyoko is a good senpai, Yamaguchi cries, and Tsukishima wonders if he’s been dropped off in the Twilight Zone without his notice ))’
Cookie Burns

Originally posted by eunwin

word count: 1.5k

pairing: Steve Harrington x Reader

warnings: one curse word? that’s pretty much it

a/n : Hi everyone! This is the first time I’ve ever written anything for Stranger Things, more specifically Steve. He is such a mom in the second season and i just have so many feels for him. It may be a bit out of character since it’s my first time writing for him! Let me know if you have any questions or requests!! I hope you like it :)



I hummed softly as I emptied my books into my locker from my backpack.Soon enough I felt arms loop around my waist as a kiss was pressed to my cheek.

“Steve!” I giggled as I squirmed away from his embrace, only managing to make his grip tighter.

“Hey, beautiful,” he chuckled as he pressed another kiss to my cheek. “I missed you.”

“You saw me in class five minutes ago Steve, we literally sat together,” I shook my head, a small smile on my face.

“I still missed you,” Steve hummed as he turned me around and pressed a kiss to my lips.

I smiled and kissed him back before pushing him away, “You’re lucky you’re cute, Harrington.”

“And you’re hot,” Steve wiggled his eyebrows with a cheeky smile on his lips.

I blushed and rolled my eyes, still not used to the compliments he showered me with, despite having been dating for months now.

“Y’know what I was thinking? What if we bake tonight?” I asked as I changed the subject.

“Bake? Like cookies and brownies?” I could practically hear Steve drooling at the thought of all the things we could bake.

“Yeah, wouldn’t it be fun? If we make too many we can give some to your kids,” I teased referring to the bunch of middle schoolers that he had befriended recently.

“They’re- They’re not my kids, okay?” Steve stammered.

“Keep telling yourself that sweetie,” I smiled cheekily at him.

“I only babysit them sometimes okay? Ms. Henderson trusts me since Dustin looks up to me and Ms. Byers knows that I would take care of the kids after what happened last year and earlier this year.” Steve tried to deny it.

“It’s not babysitting if they’re your kids,” I kept teasing. “Well I guess if they’re your kids, they must be mine too. Does that mean I’m the dad?”

“Why would you be the dad? Wouldn’t I be the dad?”

“No, you act like a mother hen, and don’t say that you don’t, I’ve seen you. So that makes me the cool dad,” I smiled at him cheekily.

“…Fine. BUT we’re not giving them all of the stuff we make. I want some too,” Steve pulled away and interlaced our fingers.

I closed my locker and we both walked down the hallways of Hawkins High.

I would have never thought of what would happen once we got home and actually started baking.

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I kind of crack up thinking about Mike and El learning to cook together. They’d obviously try and bake cookies (something easy to satisfy their sweet tooth), and neither of them would at all know what they were doing, even if they were following a recipe. Mike would get batter all over one of his dorky sweaters, and El would make a huge mess by trying to launch chocolate chips into Mike’s mouth with her powers. They’d probably burn half of their cookies in the oven but neither one of them would care. And of course they’d leave a couple of them out for Hopper, so he wouldn’t get too mad at them for basically destroying the kitchen.

SORRY
  • Japan: *Spilling Arthur’s tea* Sorry. *Tripping and crashing into Germany’s desk* Sorry. *Accidentally burning a batch of cookies* Sorry. *Kissing Taiwan* Sorry. *fighting someone* Sorry. *Using his katana* Sorry.
  • Germany: Honda Kiku, you need to stop saying sorry so much.
  • Japan: Sor—
  • Germany: *glares*
  • Japan: … ごめんなさい (Gomen'nasai)
  • Germany: That was “Sorry” in Japanese, wasn’t it?
  • Japan: Sorry.
boyfriend!johnny
  • annoying
  • so annoying you wonder how you even manage to date him sometimes
  • you introduce him to people as your “significant annoyance”
  • boy does he test your patience
  • and boy does he do it often
  • teases you constantly about your height
  • puts things on high shelves so you can’t reach
  • watches you suffer
  • calls you short while you attempt to get it
  • “shut up johnny I am average height !!!”
  • “since when is average height 3’5” dwarf”
  • “I will end your life tree man !!”
  • calls you 19287298 different pet names
  • mostly loser, gremlin, drawf, smol, hobbit
  • doesn’t really use normal pet names but sometimes he whips out a synonyms of one
  • like infant woman instead of baby girl or glucose instead of sugar
  • but really he’s a sweetheart
  • like when you first start dating he’s kinda ???? he doesn’t really know how to read your moods and like when to stop and you guys used to have a lot of fights bc of it
  • but he would always do something really cute to make it up to you
  • like after your first fight he didn’t know what to do and you were ignoring his calls
  • so he text you to open your door after like 3 hours and you ignored it because you didn’t want to see him
  • but when you eventually did he wasn’t there
  • tho there was a bouquet of flowers, your favourite takeout and a lil card
  • and he was just saying how much he loves you and he’s sorry and how he knows when you’re sad you don’t eat
  • so he got you the takeout because he knows you’d never waste it
  • and you were crying because you love him so much and that was so sweet and u called him and made him come over and eat with you
  • so good at cheering you up???
  • you come home and you’re tired and sad
  • and there he is
  • in a blanket fort
  • nd youre like ???? because why is he in a blanket fort ??
  • you’re like three steps in the door and he’s yelling at you to get in your pjs
  • when you come back in your pjs he’s got hot chocolate and your fav movie on
  • and you’re like ?? how did he know??
  • nd he’s like we can talk about it after the movie
  • nd he sits and he strokes your hair while you tell him what happened
  • no matter how terrible he will cheer you right up
  • like you don’t know how he does it but he can always make you smile
  • fun fun fun fun fun
  • F UN !!!!!!!
  • is always taking you on adventures even if you’re just at home in the living room its an adventure
  • time goes so fast with him like you guys never feel like you have enough time together
  • time also goes back because he makes you feel like a kid again
  • always wants to help
  • like you’re baking cookies and hes like “what we doing let me help pls”
  • and you’re like johnny no
  • because last he helped the cookies were burned along with three of his fingers
  • so he’s only allowed to hand you things and watch
  • always brings ten on dates
  • sometimes you feel like you’re the third wheel not ten
  • sometimes johnny forgets he’s meant to be on a date with you and not ten tbh
  • he brought him on your first few dates because he was nervous and sort of awkward and kept looking at him for help
  • you sort of felt like you were dating ten
  • after you guys had been dating for a year he got you a promise ring
  • nd he wanted to make it really romantic(and cheesy lets be real)
  • so he put it in your cake
  • well more like he thought he put it in your cake
  • really he put it in ten’s
  • ten wouldn’t give it back and when he finally did you wouldn’t take it because you thought it was too funny and johnny was so flustered
  • so ten kept it and wears it
  • and brings it up whenever possible
  • johnny loves to hug you
  • hugs all the time
  • will smother you without even realising
  • he just loves having his arms around you
  • always has them around you or near you or on you
  • just likes knowing you are near and an arms distance away
  • he also loves to kiss your forehead
  • and your lips
  • thinks its funny to watch u lean on your tip toes to reach him and kiss his forehead
  • but you can never reach so you just kiss his nose
  • which he thinks is the cutest thing ever
  • always picks you up and you’re never having it
  • like johnny pls stop let me down
  • and he always says something lame like “but this is the only way to carry a princess”
  • every day is johnnys fashion evaluation
  • you’re in the shower and he walks in and he’s like “joHNNY’S FASHION EVALUATION 2/10 COULD USE MORE CLOTHES”
  • but usually he uses it as an excuse to compliment you
  • dates are always fun and spontaneous
  • probably like late night walks and street food usually and some shopping see along the way
  • and he always gets so excited over things and you have to calm him down
  • but he’s like no NO LOOK AT THAT DOG
  • and you’re like johnny please that’s the seventh dog today
  • but it’s too late he’s crossed the street to pet it
  • he’s really pure
  • like you’re on a  date at the beach and he comes running up to you and you’re like johnny ???????
  • and he just holds a rock up next to your face??
  • nd you’re like ….listen boy what is this
  • nd he’s !! so !! excited !! because it’s the same colour as your eyes
  • so you have a tradition of finding things that match each others eye colour when you go out
  • and you have a box of things johnny has given you because theyre the colour of your eyes
  • he’s just such a sweetheart
  • and so cute and soft
  • love him !!!!!