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Aw! Pepe🐸 baked U c🍪🍪kies!! Send📲 this ➡️message 2 🔟real homies👭👬👫or else Pepe will drop 👠her 🔫cookies ✨✨


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*U didn't🚫send📲👎it in time🕓! Your cookies 🍪🍪will BURN🔥in hell👺along w/ ur heart💔&soul💀

TBH it’s a damn shame that there is no Christmas episode of supergirl yet because we all know Kara would be SO EXCITED for Christmas I want to see Kara in ugly sweaters and burning cookies that she baked for the office and getting the perfect gift for all her friends and family and her apartment looks like Santa threw up inside I don’t want to have to wait another year at least for a Christmas ep

I hope you fall in love with someone who always texts back and never lets you fall asleep thinking you’re unwanted
I hope you fall in love with someone who holds your hand during the scary parts of a horror movie or burns cookies with you at 2am cause you’re to busy dancing in the kitchen
I hope you fall in love with someone who sees galaxies in your eyes and hears music in your heartbeats
I hope you fall in love with someone who makes you smile even on the hardest of days
I hope you fall in love with someone who never leaves you behind and who will never take you for granted someone who will always stand by you someone who has seen you at your worse and still loves you
I hope you fall in love with someone who kisses you in the rain and hugs you in the cold
And most importantly fall in love with someone who wouldn’t have you any other way

I hope you fall in love with someone who always loves you back and never lets you fall asleep thinking you’re unwanted.

I hope you fall in love with someone who holds your hand during the scary parts of horror movies and burns cookies with you when you’re too busy dancing around the kitchen.

I hope you fall in love with someone who sees galaxies in your eyes and hears music in your heartbeats.

I hope you fall in love with someone who tickles you and makes you smile on hard days and on easy ones.

But beyond all that I hope you fall in love with someone who will never leave you behind and who will never take you for granted.

I hope you fall in Love with someone who will stand by you when you’re right and stand by you when you’re wrong,

I hope you fall in love with someone who has seen you at your worst and who loves you anyway.

I hope you fall in love with someone who kisses you in the rain and hugs you in the cold and wouldn’t have you any other way.

I hope you fall in love with someone who puts love first and it’s their heart’s intent to meet all your needs.

We all deserve that special someone who loves and never walks away.

—  mardybryant 
SORRY
  • Japan: *Spilling Arthur’s tea* Sorry. *Tripping and crashing into Germany’s desk* Sorry. *Accidentally burning a batch of cookies* Sorry. *Kissing Taiwan* Sorry. *fighting someone* Sorry. *Using his katana* Sorry.
  • Germany: Honda Kiku, you need to stop saying sorry so much.
  • Japan: Sor—
  • Germany: *glares*
  • Japan: … ごめんなさい (Gomen'nasai)
  • Germany: That was “Sorry” in Japanese, wasn’t it?
  • Japan: Sorry.

Jack comes home late and gets a feeling that something isn’t quite right.

As soon as he’s in the kitchen, he knows what it is.

Bitty’s asleep, slumped awkwardly on a stool, and draped over the kitchen counter. His hair is flopping into flour left scattered on the bench, and his left elbow is in danger of knocking a measuring cup off the table.

Jack smiles fondly. He gets pleasure seeing Bitty at home in Providence. He’s still not officially moved in, but Jack’s asked, and Bitty’s said yes. Jack looks forward to it every single day.

The thing that wasn’t quite right? Something burning in the oven. Jack doesn’t think he’s ever known Bitty to burn a pie, cookie, cake, or other baked good in all the time he’s known him. He hopes it’s not a sign.

Jack turns the oven off, and slips the oven mitts off Bitty’s limp hands to take the food out of the oven, leaving it on the stove top.

“Bits,” Jack whispers, trying to wake him without frightening him.

Bitty sighs out but doesn’t wake.

“Bits. Bud.” Jack tries again, and this time, Bitty’s eyes open. He blinks slowly, then pushes up from the table.

“Jack?”

Bitty’s brows are pulled down, and his mouth is in a little pout. He’s beautiful.

“You feel asleep.”

Bitty shakes his head, looking around at the mess on the counter top.

“Yes, I-” Bitty says disjointedly, still not quite awake.

Jack moves to Bitty’s side, and offers him a hand, pulling him up. Bitty’s still blinking sleepily.

“Did I make that mess?”

“You did,” Jack agrees, brushing fingers through Bitty’s hair to get the flour out.

“I think I had a pie in the oven?”

Jack laughs softly at Bitty’s uncertainty, and leans in to kiss him on the temple.

“You did. I took it out.”

“Thanks, honey.”

Bitty yawns.

“Let’s go to bed.”

Bitty hums and nods. He doesn’t move, only sways forwards against Jack’s chest and sighs out. His body is heavy against Jack’s. He wont be getting himself into the bedroom.

Jack bends down to pick him up, and carries him gently into his, their bedroom. They’ll worry about the mess tomorrow.

block b baking
  • Jiho: Doubles the ovens temperature to "minimize baking time", because that seems way more efficient. Everything is burned yet raw and he doesn't understand.
  • Kyung: says he "doesn't need measurements", just eyeballs everything. turns out he really, really, really needs measurements
  • Taeil: experimental baker. Would chili paste taste good in lemon cake? Taeil gotta find out. Makes the rest eat his creations later and smiles a little too much while they gag.
  • Jihoon: licks the bowl clean and wants to put sprinkles on the cake. Writes "I love Taeil" in pink icing. he's so cute.
  • Jaehyo: Was ridiculously exact with measurements, temperature and time, yet somehow manages to burn all his cookies. He tried though, he really did.
  • Yukwon: Calls Sunhye every 5 minutes for advice, because "she makes the best cakes like, ever", ends up having a 2 hour phone call with her next door.
  • Minhyuk: takes pictures, makes comments from the side, doesn't actually join the baking. He can't get flour on his YSL Blazer, duh.
Finally It’s Christmas

Christmas Calendar 2016 » December the 23rd:
Epilogue: The Math Teacher - Finally It’s Christmas 

A/N: I guess this one speak for itself, but oh my fucking god I brought back another epilogue and this time The Math Teacher was the lucky one! I miss this story so much and I know a few of you do too so I hope this satisfiy your old feels from the fanfiction! :D

Pairing: Student!Y/N/Teacher!Luke (Previously)

Words: 8.000+

Summary: Y/N rushes home to Luke after getting off from College, preparing herself for nothing else but relax on a Friday night but that changes when Luke has decided they’re going to make cookies for a holiday party. Little didn’t they know that they both are horrible bakers, ends up burning every batch of cookies and have to argue in a cookie aisle at the only store open

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It’s too bad your squaddies in ME2 don’t interact more bc I think Miranda and Grunt could’ve been pretty good buds. They both:

  • have asshole fathers with major control issues
  • were engineered to be “perfect”
  • have self worth issues due to their “perfection”
  • want to find a purpose that is their own and not just something that was assigned to them by someone else


I can see it now. Miranda can’t bake worth a damn, but she still brings a plateful of mostly burned cookies to Grunt’s room bc he loves them that way. He chows down on cookies, spraying crumbs everywhere, they chat about how “perfection” is overrated, and about how some fathers just need a good punch in the face.

No Mistletoe Needed

Dino Scenario: Christmas!AU

Word Count: 1,159

Genre: Fluff


“You’re going to burn the cookies!” You hear Mingyu shrieking at the top of his lungs from the living room, seconds later he comes dashing through the kitchen, bumping you out of your position in front of the oven.

“They look fine to me…” You murmured.

He looked over at you with a look of disbelief. “How long did you bake these for?”

“80 minutes…”

Mingyu’s eyes widened, he took a deep breath and pointed as calmly as he could to the recipe book. “It says 30 minutes.”

You sheepishly grinned at him, hoping he would forgive your little mistake. Mingyu proceeded to dramatically point you towards the direction of the kitchen door. “Out.”

You stuck your tongue out at him, and exited the kitchen. A heavy sigh fell from your lips, you were handed the simple task of baking cookies yet you had failed.

“Hey, Y/N,” Chan appeared by your side. “What’s with the pouty face?”

You two sat next to the undecorated Christmas tree. “Just kind of sad I ruined the cookies.”

Chan gave you a thoughtful look, and nudged you with his shoulder causing you to divert your gaze at the ground to his face. He gave you a friendly smile to assure you that your little mistake was alright.

Chan handed you an ornament to which you gladly accepted. As you were busy placing the ornament on a branch, Chan admired the way the already hung lights casted a beautiful iridescence on your face. He had always thought you were cute, but in that moment he thought you were as beautiful as the white snowy scenery outside.  

Throughout the night, you both handed each other ornaments, candy canes, and whatever else Seokmin pulled out of the storage room to hang onto the large fir tree.

At one point Seungkwan was creating a dramatic soap opera scene while wearing tinsel as a boa. You laughed at his outrageousness while Chan couldn’t help but grin at the sound of your happiness. Chan didn’t know what was getting into him, maybe it was the Christmas spirit, he thought. Whatever it was, you kept making his heart flutter, his cheeks red, and his tongue tied.

“Okay kids, who wants to put up the star this year?” Seungcheol announced once the tree was covered in the most festive decorations. Almost immediately, Soonyoung and Seungkwan were trampling over each other to get to Seungcheol. Woozi sat in his chair, giving the both of them judging eyes while sipping his hot chocolate.

Joshua spoke up, “I think Y/N should. Since it’s Y/N’s first Christmas Eve with us.” He gave you a friendly smile. Jun, along with Jun, didn’t hesitate to support Joshua’s declaration.

Seungcheol nodded at the suggestion, slightly making Soonyoung and Seungkwan to be salty, nonetheless they obliged.

“Really?” Your eyes lit up as Seungcheol handed you the bright gold star.

“Really.” Seungcheol warmly smiled at you.

“There’s just one little problem.” You shyly grinned.

Chan placed his hand on the small of your back, his face instantly was washed over with worry. “What is it?”

“I’m a little short.” You said while peering up at the tree. Chan softly chuckled at your struggle, thoughts of how cute you were flooded his head.

“I can get you a ladder.” Minghao smartly suggested, you almost nodded but was interrupted by Chan.

Chan rapidly shook his head at his hyung with wide eyes. “No no no.” Everyone looked at Chan with slight confusion.

“What? Why not?” You asked.

Chan shot you a quick grin that was accompanied by bright pink cheeks. He knelt down on one knee. “Here, get on my shoulders.” You were slightly hesitant at first and you doubted the boy’s strength but something in you wanted to test out the waters. The other members watched with anticipation as you sat on one of his shoulders while his hands were gripping your thighs gently to hold you steady.

He stood up with ease which surprised you. You easily placed the gold star on top of the tree, relief washed over you when you didn’t topple the entire Christmas tree over. You had expected Chan to kneel down again for you to get off his shoulder, but instead he slightly squatted and securely placed his hands on your waist to hoist you off.

Once you were standing on your feet again, your hands were placed on his chest and his hands on your upper back. You looked up at his face with an expression of amusement and amazement.

“Ahem,” Seungcheol coughed, breaking you out of your haze. Chan gave an air of annoyance once he was sprung back to reality, he would have done anything to have you to himself in that moment.

“It’s time for the annual Christmas picture.” Seungcheol announced, holding a camera in his hand. You didn’t even notice that he had already set up a tripod.

The other boys start to gather around the tree, some were standing and some were sitting next you and Chan.

“Wow, you guys have a lot of festivities.” You commented.

“Yeah, it really gets us into the spirit of things.” Chan chirps in.

When all 12 boys had finally settled down, it was safe to say that you were squished into Chan. To his dismay, that all caused his palms to sweat and his heart to beat faster. Good thing you didn’t notice though, he thought. But little did he know, you were reacting the same way.

Seungcheol was busy setting up the camera, he quickly ran over to the group, finding his spot next to Jeonghan. “I set the timer for 10 seconds,” He commented loudly over the boys.

Chan starts to get more nervous as a thought popped into his head, it was now or never. As the camera was counting down, his confidence was raising.

“Y/N.” He turned to you, breaking you out of your pose and causing you to look at him.

“I like you.” Chan admitted. Your eyes widened at his words, you stared at him in awe because you were not expecting a confession and especially not right now.

Chan started to lean closer. 3. 2. His lips reached your cheek. 1. Click. A bright flash of light went off indicating that the picture has been taken. The boys stared at the two of you for the scene that Chan has just caused.

As if they all read each other’s minds, the 13 boys including you run over to the camera to see the finished product.

Seungcheol held the camera in his hands while everyone else gathered around him.

The picture was seemingly normal with the boys smiling widely  until you looked at the center of the picture. It displayed you with wide eyes and mouth slightly agape, and Chan’s lips pressed against your cheeks with his eyes closed.

Everyone turned to Chan.

Chan grinned brightly, his hand rubbing the nape of his neck. “Merry Christmas?”

Written by Admin V.K

Voltron Cooking HC

-Pidge: knows how to cook one or two things really well, but otherwise can’t cook at all. She can bake pretty well though, and sees baking as science and ends up making some…interesting recipes with Hunk.
-Hunk: enough said
-Kieth: i feel like he can’t really cook that well, bc of his upbringing and not having a good family and such, but what if he could? Not like Hunk can where he can make a delicious meal out of anything, but he knows a lot of recipes by heart and maybe cooks a lot of classic recipes like lasagna and chicken noodle soup and such. No one would know about it bc he only cooks for himself and at four am when he can’t sleep. But he can not bake. At all. He could burn pre-made cookie dough. He can’t even make brownies.
-Lance: he can not cook American recipes. At all. Someone asked him to make mac and cheese once and he didn’t know how to boil pasta. He cannot make anything unless it has avacado in it. And he doesn’t bake bc the sugar in it breaks him out.
-Shiro: he literally can not cook. At all. Like. No way in hell. BUT he’s pretty proficient at baking. He likes to make pies. And he secretly made cookies and left them at Alluras door when she was sick once but shhhh (she knows and she will never tell him that she ate them all in one sitting)
-Allura: she’d be pretty decent at it, Alfor taught her the basics and she helped him bake she was little. She hasn’t had much practice though, as she had a cook growing up and didn’t have time to do little trades like cooking
-Coran: By altean standards he is an Amazing cook, but he doesn’t understand earth cooking at all. He has made some really cool earth-altean food hybrids with hunk tho.


Extra: Lance teaching Kieth how to make some simple Cuban recipes that he knows from his mom? And Kieth fucking it up by adding too much salt or some shit but not saying anything till the end and it tastes weird and Lance freaks out

I hope...

I hope you fall in love with someone who always texts back and never lets you fall asleep thinking you’re unwanted.
I hope you fall in love with someone who holds your hand during the scary parts of horror movies and burns cookies with you when you’re too busy dancing around the kitchen.
I hope you fall in love with someone who sees galaxies in your eyes and hears music in your heartbeat.
I hope you fall in love with someone who tickles you and makes you smile on hard days and on easy ones.
But beyond all that i hope you fall in love with someone who will never leave you behind and who will never take you for granted, someone who will stand by you when you’re right and stand by you when you’re wrong, someone who has seen you at your worst and has loved you still.
I hope you fall in love with someone who kisses you in the rain and hugs you in the cold and wouldn’t have you any other way.

CHRISTMAS SHOPPING with PETER PARKER (tom holland)

would include:

- Peter complaining
- You wondering off
- Peter freaking because he “lost” you  
- Eventually he finds you and never leaves your side
-”hey pete, will this make my boobs pop out better?”
- Him blushing 
- Hand holding 
-”Wonder if Mr.Stark is upgrading my suit?”
-”PETER!!”
- him apologizing… a lot for little things
- You eventually give up on finding Christmas presents
- “finally. I thought we weren’t going to leave… kidding”
- come back to Aunt May baking (burning) cookies for you two 

I haven’t seen this around yet so I decided to take a bad picture of this snippet from the Voltron comic!!! Look at Shiro!!! He burned his cookies and it hurts my heart!