burn car

You will not be able to convince me that Blackwatch isn’t actually full of children. Sure all the agents are 100% deadly and efficient at what they do, but when they ain’t on missions or not doing their god damn jobs, they all degrade to fucking 5 year olds.

Reyes is less of a commander and more of a glorified babysitter.

Modern Fantasy Things: Subways
  • subways that run on magic
  • ghosts and vampire conductors
  • goblins at toll booths licking metro cards to see if they have money on them
  • dwarves dug the original tunnels and are always digging new ones
  • elves riding completely still, unaffected by all the bumps and turns
  • hobbits, dwarves, and other smaller beings complaining about the lower railings always filling up first
  • underwater sections for merpeople
  • centaurs letting their friends sit on their backs when it’s crowded
  • rails under seats for gnomes, brownies, etc.
  • pixies and fairies sitting on high railings
  • witches bringing on cauldrons
  • runes/charms scrawled on seats and advertisements
  • florescent crystals and gems are the light
  • a train car possessed by the ghost of a dragon, never late but always smells like something is burning
  • train cars that levitate
  • train cars that arent corporeal
If You Vote Against the Interests of the Disabled, You Are Not An Ally of the Disabled

I have had this conversation way too many times in my life:

Friend / “Ally”: Oh my god, did you hear that so-and-so of the Fuck the Poor and Disabled, Am I Right? party won the election? Man, I could not be happier. Every since the People Shouldn’t Die Because They Can’t See a Doctor party got elected, my insurance premiums went up 10%. I’m so glad I decided to vote this year.

Me: …but without those policies in place, I won’t be able to see a doctor.

Friend / “Ally”: Surely someone as hard working as you can get health insurance.

Me: I literally cannot get health insurance if these policies get repealed. 

Friend / “Ally”: Yeah, but 10% though… I mean, I had to scale back my vacation plans last year. It was rough. We had to go to Disney Land instead of Disney World. Gross!

Me: When I die of an easily treatable infection because I was too afraid of the cost of the emergency room bill, you’re not invited to my funeral and I’m going to haunt the FUCK out of you.

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I don’t care how long you’ve known each other.

I don’t care if you’re friends.

I don’t care if you’re fucking.

I don’t care if you personally pulled them from the burning car wreck that paralyzed them.

If you vote against the interests of the disabled, you are not an ally to the disabled.

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Smokin’ by Alex Penfold

Distract You

Originally posted by deanjackles

Summary: Reader is in a minor accident and isn’t thrilled about going to the hospital…

Pairing: EMT!Dean x nervous!reader

Word Count: 800ish

Warnings: none

A/N: Quote for this one was, “Little pinch, sweetheart. You’re okay.”…


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