burn apollo

Apollo : So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute

Artemis : Apollo, NO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES

Apollo : FLOOR IT?

Artemis : APOLLO NO

Apollo : HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

Artemis : APOLLO YOU ARE GOING TO BURN OLYMPUS DOWN

Apollo : I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

Artemis : APOLLO PLEASE

*SPOILERS FOR THE DARK PROPHECY*

Ok but I’ve been dying over here because:
-CALEO
-Apollo being Bi is still both a big deal but at the same time not a big deal (Does that make any sense idk)
-Meg is amazing and must be protected
-Also TRAUMATISING BACKSTORY 
-Hunters can’t be in ANY romantic relationships regardless of gender
-Lesbian ex-Hunters
-Apollo and Commodus’ story THE PAIN
-Hunter named Hunter lol
-Thalia is still a queen
-Calypso is getting her powers back
-Leo’s full name might be Leonidas???
-Calypso putting Apollo IN HIS GODDAMN PLACE
-Apollo: *CHARACTER DEVELOPS LOUDLY*
-APOLLO IS WILLING TO DIE FOR MEG
-APOLLO IS WILLING TO  D I E  FOR MEG

-LESS THEN A YEAR UNTIL THE BURNING MAZE
-WE ARE GOING BACK TO CAMP JUPITER
-JASON
-PIPER
-FRANK
-HAZEL
-REYNA
-ALL OF THE ABOVE PUNCHING LEO


And of course the most important part of the entire book

Rick remembered Grover GROVER UNDERWOOD IS BACK BABY!


Like seriously someone please help me I can’t deal with all of this

anonymous asked:

Okay so yesterday i got really bad sunburned and my niece who is like seven knows i worship Apollo (i dont think she fully understands yet) but shes the only one who knows, she saw my burn and asked if it hurt and she said if it made me feel better i only got burned because Apollo was trying to hug me and i swear it was the cutest thing ever i just had to share im officially the happiest Apollo devotee alive

That is adorable!

Claudio Sanchez also announced that The Amory Wars will be making a return in April!

The 12-issue “The Amory Wars: Good Apollo” series will debut in April from BOOM! Studios, with Sanchez co-writing alongside Chondra Echert, and art by DC Comics veteran Rags Morales, returning to an extended monthly comics run for the first time since his New 52 “Action Comics” run.

mandy-jam  asked:

I like to imagine Hermes and Apollo being best bros. But I think Hermes would be that guy who appears with bad ideas like "Apollo, let's burn stuff for fun!", and then he gotta control his bro.

hermes is low key the instigator of bad ideas™