I kinda wanna take every scene John is in and make a side by side post of the actual transcript, and the way it would have gone in the heads of every John hater; i.e. the way it would have gone if John actually were the utter douche canoe they claim him to be.
Alright so I'm thinkin we're gonna use some fondant here and some fondant there and make the entire cake out of fondant. The cake is awesome! I'm really happy with the way it's turnin out. But it's so friggin' big we dunno if it's gonna fit through the door.
Say Yes To The Dress:
*no one likes dress* *Randy the gay bridal consultant puts a veil on the bride's head* *suddenly it becomes perfect* *everyone loves the dress and cries* Are you saying yes to the dress? I'm saying yes to the dress.
The cupcakes are really stressful.
Our family drama is that I am jealous that he is spending more time with the other wives than he is with me!!!
Long Island Medium:
I'm a psychic from New Jersey and my entire show is like a constant reminder of that.
Kate Plus Eight:
I'm selling out my childrens' childhoods for my own publicity and fame, but THEY'RE they brats around here.
19 Kids and Counting:
We're going on an adventure with the family and we may have left someone behind but it's hard to keep track when everyone's name starts with J
The Little Couple:
We're pretty much the only normal family on this entire channel.
We're going to buy the entire store.
Hoarding - Buried Alive:
Dad, you can't live in that disgusting house filled with 17 refrigerators and 8 dead cats anymore.
I’m also going to call it that “Leslie” is Bethany. Because Leslie and Bethany are similar, both end in the ‘ee" sound. Leslie sounded a lot like Bethany as well. Not to mention Mike seemed more hostile towards Leslie in general, not just because she had the book but maybe because he knows something about her. We’re lead to believe that Mike wanting the book back in the room, then the ending scene, is Mike in the hoodie but I think it’s Leslie.
Leslie said she liked Mona because Mona always had a plan and she liked the way her mind worked. Then in the tape Bethany was saying “she’s not the only one who can make plans”. The girls then say they think that night was all a trap, to which Aria says, “Who set the trap for who?” I think Mona/Bethany/Leslie set the trap for Alison. Obviously Alison and Bethany probably knew one another. I think Alison was intending to set a trap for Bethany but Bethany had Mona’s help and turned the tables on Alison without her realizing and turned what was supposed to be Bethany’s trap into Alison’s trap. (Maybe Mona was playing both sides, maybe Mona was helping Bethany without realizing Bethany’s plans, who knows). I believe Alison wanted to talk to Bethany and Bethany instead went there to kill Alison. Instead someone (Sara Harvey?) ended up there and was killed and Alison was buried alive but lived. Bethany then, with the help from Mona or A, changed her appearance and faked her death so when the body was found it would be “her” instead of Sara. Mona said “no one escapes Radley”. Well technically Bethany didn’t, she did but “died” therefor she escaped. She changed her name and appearance as Mona said and became Lesley. From then on her and Mona kept in contact. Leslie did say her and Mona met a few summers ago, probably right before Alison was “killed”. I’m also curious if it’s at all possible that Johnny is Bethany’s brother. In Bethany’s drawings she has a photo of a monster taking away a little boy. Could it be Johnny? Obviously he might not be her brother, but he could be a relative or a good friend of hers.
Honestly would explain why Leslie and Johnny seem weirdly interested in the girls and all the “secrets” in Rosewood. Yes, they’re new characters but technically they wouldn’t be that new to us. Especially Leslie if she is indeed Bethany.