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Woah so you say that ship names in Danny Phantom suck and they should be based on characters’ names okay that sounds good
I know they could be done better but you know I did it just for the laughs XD

I feel sorry for Tucker, he is just freaking doomed because of his name
Just imagine if someone’s first name was starting with a letter F :^) 

So today I decided that I should probably use up my meal plan and I begrudgingly walk over to the cafeteria to get food. After I’ve finished eating my less than mediocre burger I start to head out the door when I notice some spectacularly yellow bananas. Amidst a sea of less than tolerable food shone these bright yellow beacons of hope that I can’t resist helping myself to for future smoothies. So I grab not one, not two, or even three, but SIX of these glorious yellow rods of delight. I begin to stroll out the cafeteria with six bananas draping over my arm because it’s finals week and I couldn’t give less of a shit about carrying around 6 bananas, when I am stopped by a cafeteria lady. She stops to tell me that we are only allowed to take 1 fruit item out of the cafeteria and all I could do was stare for what seemed like an eternity. Without even thinking, I just sprinted the fuck outta there. I didn’t just leave the cafeteria, I went much further. I ran past the next two buildings and across the entire campus. I was getting a lot of states but I didn’t care, I was free. I had never felt this alive as I was sprinting across campus. I didn’t even stop when I got to my dorm building, I sprinted all the way up into my dorm wielding 6 bananas until I got into my room. I have been existing 18 years, but I haven’t truly lived until this day.

Imagine Dean taking you out to celebrate National Burger Day

“Seriously? This is where you absolutely needed to take me?”

Dean ignored your comment and dragged you inside the diner, taking a seat at one of the booths.

“I’m telling you, this place has the best burgers you’ll ever find. Anywhere. Ever.”

You rolled your eyes, unable to keep yourself from smiling. “Whatever you say.”

Dean grinned, ordering for the both of you when the waitress came by. You watched him bounce his leg excitedly as you waited for your food, and you kicked him lightly from under the table.

“Can’t you sit still for two seconds?”

“Nope.”

You shook your head, laughing silently. “You’re a dork.”

He winked at you. “And you love it.”

The waitress came back soon after with your plates, and you laughed at Dean’s giddy expression.

“I swear, you’re like a kid on Christmas morning.”

Dean took a large bite, sighing happily and leaning back in the seat.

“This. This right here is heaven .”

Popping a fry in your mouth, you watched Dean devour the burger with an affectionate smile, repeating your words from earlier. “You’re a dork.”

He grinned around another huge mouthful of food. “But I’m your dork.”

You smiled back at the love of your life. It warmed your heart to see him so happy, even if it was just over a burger.

“Yeah you are.”

atllas  asked:

Ay Dre ay ay Dre how u doin bby? U good? Stay good n hood darlin ilu -sets a burger on ur head- ❤️💀❤️


* Ok but??? On my head?
* When m’mouth is right here?
* I gotta reach all th’way up there t’git it?

* U don’t expect me t’strain myself like dis, do ya??

Burgers, ice cream sandwiches, acai bowls and tarts - all #VEGAN 👅 Please do tell me how this lifestyle restrictive 😩 So bloody good, thank you once again @themarketshed
For the BEST vegan burgers in Adelaide head to @veggievelo AMAZING 💥

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Invisible, Chapter Six

Summary: Cursed as a child, you have lived your entire life invisible and alone. When deaths start happening in your town, the Winchesters come rolling in to investigate. What will happen when Dean is the first one who has been able to see you since you were a kid? Will Sam believe that you’re real? Will Dean believe you when you tell him you haven’t killed anyone? And why, after all of this time, is Dean Winchester the only one who can see you?

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anonymous asked:

Can you write a part 2 to the one about Betty and Archie joining the serpents for info on the drug rinf??? I loved the first one!

Okay! Part 1:https://bughead4days.tumblr.com/post/161283087546/can-you-write-a-follow-on-from-this-episode-where !
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He hadn’t slept all night, his hair a wild mess, his eyes red rimmed and blood shot. Betty and Archie didn’t know what they were getting themselves into, it wasn’t safe for them, god forbid someone found out why they were actually at Southside High. And then there was the fact that Betty was attached to Archie’s hip, she was draped all over him yesterday, long blonde hair tickling Archie’s nose as she whispered her secrets to him through scarlet lips.

He loved Betty for who she was, cardigans and ponytails included, but there was something about this version of Betty, so messy and carefree, it did strange things to Jugheads stomach and he couldn’t tear his eyes away from the blonde. That brought him to his current position, bent over a lunch table anxiously waiting for the two Riverdale teens to enter the cafeteria.

“Dude, you look like shit.” Keith mumbled over a mouth full of pizza, eyeing Jughead warily “you look like you’re about to jump out of your skin.”

Jughead dropped down on the bench defeated,
“I don’t know, hotdog kept me up all night, crying about something.” He lied effortlessly, his friend staring at him and his see through story.

“Okay, if that’s what you’re sticking with.” Keith shrugged, grabbing another piece from the stack in front of him.

Suddenly there was the familiar clanging of trays being dropped onto the metal table, the Serpents all squeezing into the designated cafeteria space. If Jughead hadn’t already been too exhausted to function, the ruckus all eight boys were making was sure to make him lose his mind.

“Hey Jones, don’t look now but your girlfriend is headed this way, looking fineee as usual, redhead in tow.” Dean bit into his burger and nodded his head towards the doorway, Jughead whipped around.

There she was, Betty Cooper wrapped up in skin tight denim jeans, red wedges and an old ripped up Rolling Stones t-shirt, her blonde hair was left loose again but this time a messy braid was strategically placed in the nest of curls falling down her back , her leather jacket draped over her shoulder and that damn red lipstick. She looked like something out of a play boy magazine.

Dean let out a low whistle,
“She sure is something to look at, swear to god.”

Jugheads head turned quickly and Dean laughed, waving his hand.
“Dibs are dibs man, she’s all yours, well I mean it looks like she’s Andrews actually. And it looks like there coming to say hi.” Deans face shifted to something a bit more intimidating as Betty and Archie pulled up to the table, Betty’s arm looped around Archies.

“Hi boys.” She smiled sweetly, dimples popping out as she clutched the quarterback.

“Well hello Elizabeth.” Keith grinned, grunting when Jughead kicked him under the table.

All of the Serpents were practically drooling over Betty when Archie spoke up
“I wanted to speak to you, about.. things” he trailed off lazily.

Dean nodded
“Alright, Jughead why don’t you show Betty around the dark room, you look like you appreciate a good engine.” He smirked, and Betty smirked back.

“I’ve been known to admire a good bike, you’ve got pictures or the real thing?” She questioned, popping her gum dramatically.

Dean seemed taken aback for a second at her genuine interest
“We keep the real things at our clubhouse, just got some pictures and parts in the dark room, Jughead?” Dean repeated with a pointed look, clearly he wanted to speak to Archie alone.

“Sure yeah, I can show you. Uhh come on.” He grumbled as Betty smiled and waved at the boys
“See ya soon.” She winked.

She followed Jughead into the hallway, glancing around before stopping at one of the lockers and leaning against it, arms crossed
“I’m not going into a dark room with you Jughead.” She whispered, face turned away from him.

The dark haired boy sighed
“Please Betty, I wanna talk to you, let me explain.”

Betty spared a glance at the stormy eyes she knew so well, he was pleading with her, she nodded slowly and he gripped her hand, pulling her into the dark room, he immediately began talking

“I didn’t want this for you, why do you think i broke it off? It’s not safe here and I didn’t want you involved with all of this damn chaos, at least when you weren’t with me I knew you were safe and look where we are now, you’re here without me and you’re still not safe!” He rambled on and Betty quickly cut him off

“I can take care of myself! don’t use some lame excuse that you were protecting me, we both know you wanted to move on with your life!” She shouted, her shoulders shaking in anger.

“You think I wanted this?!” He came back with equal anger “I never wanted this, I love you! You know that. Everything I’ve ever done has been to protect you.” He yelled desperately, throwing his hands in the air.

“I never needed protecting! and anyway Archie’s here, he’s going to keep me safe.” She crossed her arms, mimicking him.

Jughead winced visibly
“Of course he is, he’s Archie Andrews, boy wonder, what girl wouldn’t want him to keep her safe.” He quipped sarcastically, tension between his eyes.

Betty seemed to deflate at that point, her hands wrapping around her stomach,
“I didn’t. I wanted you, that’s all I ever wanted.” She whispered.

Jughead swallowed the lump in his throats and took a step towards her
“Bets..”

Snapping back to reality the blonde cleared her threat and shook her shoulders out
“We’ve been gone long enough, we better head back.” With one final glance, she was out the door, Jughead watched her walk away and felt his stomach clench, Jesus Christ watching her walk away hurt just as bad the second time.

He caught up with her just outside the cafeteria and followed closely beside her as they watched Archie stand and shake Deans hand

“Nice doing business with you brother.” He grinned, glancing at Betty
“And I’ll see you tonight beautiful.”

The lunch bell rang and the Serpents all hopped up and headed outside to smoke, Jughead lagging behind as Archie approached him in a hushed whisper

“I’m going to the bar tonight to meet up with a few of the older Serpents, I’m pretty much in, please Jug, Just leave it alone, I promise to keep you updated.” He wrapped an arm around Betty’s waist and tugged her away, whispering in her ear as she nodded seriously, they were a few steps away when Betty turned back around and walked to Jughead, pushing herself against his chest and shoving something inside his jacket

“Don’t forget who you are Jughead Jones”

she dropped a kiss to his cheek and ran off towards Archie, exiting the cafeteria.


Jughead put his palm to the place she kissed and closed his eyes, it had been so long since she had been that close to him and his heart swelled, reaching inside his jacket he pulled out what she had given him, there in his hands was

A knitted beanie in the shape of a crown.

if you are ever feeling down about yourself, imagine meeting linda from bob’s burgers. because linda sees good in everyone. 

are you a not-so-ex con? linda thinks you’re a great employee. a little shallow? linda thinks your style is fabulous. where did you get that shirt? in love with a mannequin? everyone deserves happiness. a little off-key? but you have so much pizazz! linda wants to sing show tune duets with you. you should come sing at the restaurant! self-conscious? linda thinks you have the most beautiful smile.

anonymous asked:

Can you do one where Zay is jealous of Lucas and Maya bc of how much time Lucas is spending with her and not him? Idk I just thought that would be cute and funny!❤️ love your writing!

//Aww thank you for reading my writing!! And for the request!!//

-Zay The Totally Not Jealous Best Friend-

“Look at them. Look at their stupid smiles and listen to their stupid laughter.”

Zay was sitting in Topanga’s, his head resting on his hand and eyes narrowed at the couple who was sitting at the counter, arguing about what was the best dessert while putting bits of frosting on each other.

Farkle turned to look at the couple then back to Zay. “What do you mean? I thought you wanted Lucas and Maya to be together.”

“I did. Now I don’t because apparently I don’t exist anymore.“ 

Farkle smiled. “That’s ridiculous. Lucas is your best friend.”

“Best friend? I don’t even know who he is anymore.”  Zay shook his head.

“You don’t think you’re exaggerating just a little bit?”

Zay looked at Farkle offended. Dramatically he placed a hand over his chest. “Exaggerating? Lucas hasn’t hung out with me because he’s always with Maya.”

“So why don’t you just ask to hang out with both of them?”

“You think I haven’t tried. Watch this.” He said nodding his head to the couple holding hands on their way out of the coffee place.

“Hey! Can I come with you guys?”

Maya gave Zay a look as if he was a stranger asking an idiotic question. “What? No.” With that she pulled Lucas away and out the door.

Zay waved his arm at the now empty doorway. “You see?”

“Just give them time.”

“Right….”

Lucas sat down with a lunch tray, next to Zay. “Hey man.”

Zay looked up. “Oh? Did you remember you had a best friend?”

Lucas took a bite out of his burger and tilted his head at this best friend. “What’s wrong?”

Zay scoffed. “What’s wrong? You’ve just spent so much time with Maya I wasn’t sure you remembered me anymore.”

Lucas laughed. “Maya and Riley went outside to eat today.”

“Oh so you’re only eating with me because your little girlfriend is busy.”

“No I just wanted to each lunch with my best friend. By the way have you seen him because I miss him.”

Zay smiled. “Alright alright.” He was about to ask Lucas something when Maya came barging through the cafeteria door.

“Lucas!”

Lucas stood up quickly and walked over to the blonde haired girl who was hunched over trying to catch her breath. “What happened? Are you okay?”

“There’s a …..there’s….there’s a freaking taco truck outside. Can you believe it?”

Zay groaned because he knew exactly what was coming next.

“A taco truck?” Lucas said just as excitedly.

“Come on. We have to try all of them.” She pulled Lucas away by the arm and Lucas turned to wave. “Later man.”

“Are you kidding me?!” Zay exclaimed with his arms raised in frustration, but the couple was gone.

Zay appeared next to Lucas’ locker. “Ready for practice?”

Lucas shut the door of the locker and shook his head. “Nah. I’m skipping.”

“Skipping? You can barely hit the ball with the bat.”

“Hey I’m getting better. ” Lucas said defensively. “Anyways I’m going with Maya to-”

Zay didn’t let him finish and put his hand up to stop him from talking. “You are /not/ skipping to hang out with Maya.”

“But I-”

“Nope. If you’re skipping practice fine. But you’re skipping to hang out with me.”

“I already told Maya I would-”

“No. You can tell her no. You’re hanging with me. Because we haven’t hung out in forever. Remember last Friday?  I asked if you wanted to go see the new X-Men movie but you said you had already gone with Maya. Then when I asked how it was you didn’t tell me anything. You told me a story about how Maya got you guys free popcorn. ”

“That was a great story. You have to admit.”

“Not the point. We’re hanging out.”

“Why are you so upset?” Lucas said, but then broke out into a smile. “Wait” He started laughing “Are you jealous?”

“I am NOT!”

“You are!” He patted him on the back. “No worries man. Fine. Your house in an hour. See ya.”

“I’m not jealous!!” Zay yelled at Lucas who was walking away.


Zay smiled when Lucas came in through the door, but frowned when Maya came walking in with him.

“You can’t be serious.”

“Relax Zay.” She was heading towards the kitchen. “I’m just going to treat myself to whatever is in your fridge and you can have your bro time with my boyfriend.” She shrugged. “It’ll be like I’m not even here.”

“Whatever” Zay rolled his eyes and tossed a controller at Lucas. “Let’s kill some zombies.”

Thirty minutes into the game Zay was yelling at the tv and at Lucas.

“You’re supposed to have my back!! It’s like you want me to get eaten by zombies.”

“It’s not my fault. Stop walking into traps how about that?” Lucas said pushing the buttons on the controller furiously.

May was sitting behind them, keeping her promise while eating popcorn. She had been listening to music while they were playing but when she saw Zay angrily stomp at the lost of a lifeline Maya took off one of her headphones. “Try crouching down then jumping up and shooting.”

“How on earth is that going to help?” Zay complained but desperately tried it anyways. The animated man on the screen did the actions and wasn’t killed by the zombie. Eyes widened he paused the game. “How did you-” He glanced at Maya.

Lucas smirked. “She’s really good. We’re on level 35 already.”

Instead of being angry that Lucas had played the game without him he stood up and handed her the controller. “Show me how it’s done, Hunter.”

Maya smiled and slid onto the couch. Lucas moved over to the arm of the couch  next to her and handed Zay the other controller and pretty soon Maya was commanding Zay on what he should be doing in order to more effectively kill the zombies.

At around 8, Lucas  kissed Maya on the head. “It’s getting late. I should walk you home.”

Zay couldn’t help but smile at them. “You guys are cute. I always knew you’d make a great couple.”

“Thank you?” Maya replied while smiling.

“I’m sorry I annoyed you about not hanging out with me.” He said to Lucas.

“It’s okay. I’m sorry for ignoring you.” Lucas replied back.

“Maya, you can come play video games with us any time by the way.”

“Sure. But remember….” She leaned on Lucas’ shoulder and tiptoed to kiss him on the cheek. “He’s still mine.”

“He was mine first!” Zay yelled as the couple linking arms walked out the door.

Our Sweet Disaster (Sonny Carisi)

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🎉🎉🎉HAPPY BIRTHDAY BHAVNA!🎉🎉🎉

I wrote this as a birthday gift for @am-i-right-counselor and I sincerely hope she loves it! 

*NSFW*

Also, I’d like to thank @moresvuheadcanons for her help with the ending to this one.

Originally posted by gellersmonica

As much as you loved going out for your birthday, hitting up different bars around the city when it was snowing this hard just did not sound enjoyable. Coincidentally, your friends didn’t think so, either.

You were thankful for Sonny, though. When you asked your friends if they wanted to come to your apartment to hang out for the evening, they all told you that they were too nervous to leave during the storm or just wanted to ‘have a quiet night in.’ Sonny, however, braved the storm, arriving at your doorstep with grocery bags full of ingredients to make your favorite, fettuccine alfredo, some Bordeaux for him, a nice bottle of scotch for you, and even two cupcakes from one of your favorite bakeries.

He may not be your closest friend, but Sonny was definitely your sweetest.

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