burger head

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Woah so you say that ship names in Danny Phantom suck and they should be based on characters’ names okay that sounds good
I know they could be done better but you know I did it just for the laughs XD

I feel sorry for Tucker, he is just freaking doomed because of his name
Just imagine if someone’s first name was starting with a letter F :^) 

So today I decided that I should probably use up my meal plan and I begrudgingly walk over to the cafeteria to get food. After I’ve finished eating my less than mediocre burger I start to head out the door when I notice some spectacularly yellow bananas. Amidst a sea of less than tolerable food shone these bright yellow beacons of hope that I can’t resist helping myself to for future smoothies. So I grab not one, not two, or even three, but SIX of these glorious yellow rods of delight. I begin to stroll out the cafeteria with six bananas draping over my arm because it’s finals week and I couldn’t give less of a shit about carrying around 6 bananas, when I am stopped by a cafeteria lady. She stops to tell me that we are only allowed to take 1 fruit item out of the cafeteria and all I could do was stare for what seemed like an eternity. Without even thinking, I just sprinted the fuck outta there. I didn’t just leave the cafeteria, I went much further. I ran past the next two buildings and across the entire campus. I was getting a lot of states but I didn’t care, I was free. I had never felt this alive as I was sprinting across campus. I didn’t even stop when I got to my dorm building, I sprinted all the way up into my dorm wielding 6 bananas until I got into my room. I have been existing 18 years, but I haven’t truly lived until this day.

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Oh honey, of course they taste the same! Were you expecting something more?

Imagine Dean taking you out to celebrate National Burger Day

“Seriously? This is where you absolutely needed to take me?”

Dean ignored your comment and dragged you inside the diner, taking a seat at one of the booths.

“I’m telling you, this place has the best burgers you’ll ever find. Anywhere. Ever.”

You rolled your eyes, unable to keep yourself from smiling. “Whatever you say.”

Dean grinned, ordering for the both of you when the waitress came by. You watched him bounce his leg excitedly as you waited for your food, and you kicked him lightly from under the table.

“Can’t you sit still for two seconds?”

“Nope.”

You shook your head, laughing silently. “You’re a dork.”

He winked at you. “And you love it.”

The waitress came back soon after with your plates, and you laughed at Dean’s giddy expression.

“I swear, you’re like a kid on Christmas morning.”

Dean took a large bite, sighing happily and leaning back in the seat.

“This. This right here is heaven .”

Popping a fry in your mouth, you watched Dean devour the burger with an affectionate smile, repeating your words from earlier. “You’re a dork.”

He grinned around another huge mouthful of food. “But I’m your dork.”

You smiled back at the love of your life. It warmed your heart to see him so happy, even if it was just over a burger.

“Yeah you are.”

Burgers, ice cream sandwiches, acai bowls and tarts - all #VEGAN 👅 Please do tell me how this lifestyle restrictive 😩 So bloody good, thank you once again @themarketshed
For the BEST vegan burgers in Adelaide head to @veggievelo AMAZING 💥

Instagram: @annietarasova

atllas  asked:

Ay Dre ay ay Dre how u doin bby? U good? Stay good n hood darlin ilu -sets a burger on ur head- ❤️💀❤️


* Ok but??? On my head?
* When m’mouth is right here?
* I gotta reach all th’way up there t’git it?

* U don’t expect me t’strain myself like dis, do ya??

Caught Red Handed (Sebastian X Reader)

Originally posted by 107th-infantry

MASTER LIST

PAIRING: Sebastian Stan X Reader
WORD COUNT: 1,090
WARNINGS: Fluff, PDA & Banter
REQUESTED: Imagine you catch Sebastian staring at your bare legs.


“Just a sec!”

Y/N rushes out of the shower after hearing someone knock on her movie trailer’s front door. Throwing a towel around herself she goes to get some cash from one of her pants on the floor. She ordered pizza 20 minutes ago and didn’t want to wait for a second longer to eat it. Her hair’s a dripping mess as she opens the door with half wet money. She finishes counting the money before looking up and realizing it’s just your co-star, Sebastian Stan. He smirks at her innocently making Y/N walk back into the trailer with a groan and keep the door open for him. He lets himself in and shuts the door behind him before looking around her temporary home.

“Nice to see you too.” He grins at her knowingly, “Hungry?”

“Duh.” Y/N snap as she begins pacing, “I’ve been on a certain diet for this movie and this is the first day in three months I planned on eating something greasy.”

“What you order?”

“A large supreme pizza.”

“Well… This is no supreme pizza,” Sebastian shrugs casually before moving a hand from behind his back to show her a to-go bag, “But it’s my favorite burger joint around here.”

“Is that for me?” Her eyes go wide in shock as she goes to grab it, “Sebs, you are-”

“Ah. Ah. Ah.” He pulls it out of her reach with a smirk before saying with the smuggest look she’s ever seen, “What’s the magic word?”

“Sebastian Stan. Come on. Every time?”

Y/N sends him an impatiently annoyed look as she stands in front of him in only a towel. Her hair is dripping everywhere but she doesn’t notice, all she can notice is the smell of the food her co-star’s holding. Sebastian, however, noticed quite quickly the water dripping down her hair on her damp curvy skin. He moves the bag from one side to the other, Y/N’s head moves back and forth with her wanting eyes on the bag. His smile grows by the action knowing Y/N couldn’t resist a good American burger. Tilting his head he waves the bag in her face teasingly while saying innocently.

“You want my meat… You gotta the magic word.”

“Cocky Bastard.” Y/N growls before sighing and saying relentlessly, “Can I please have the food… Boo-Bear.”

“Why didn’t you just say so?”

He chuckles as Y/N snatches the bag from him, he leans on a near by wall and folds his arms as she opens the bag needily. When they just started filming this their movie the two barely knew each other. One of Y/N’s first lines had her call him Boo-Bear, so now Sebastian tries to get her to say it every chance he gets. It’s because of the little pet name in their movie things went from awkward to playful. The two were quiet around each other until she called him that on screen, ever since then things were light and breezy with each other. In the movie Y/N was Sebs first lover and vice versa, the movie is built on their love for each other. They never met each other until signing onto this move which was why it was awkward in the first place. Now though, they are the closest people on set.

Most nights they’re eating together while going over scripts. They always have light banter and teasing while working too. They were very competitive too when it comes to bragging rights so they were always trying to win something. Some scenes they weren’t completely covered and those were the funniest to the two because Sebs has to make a comment and Y/N has to have the last say. They’re so close now that Sebastian knew Y/N was desperate for some juicy old fashion American food. She’s been eating some complicated diet where the food sounds like it was in another language. Which is why he got her a burger. If he had known she would have opened the door in only a small wet towel he would have done it more often.

“Oh, God.” Y/N moans as she takes a bite of the burger, “This is better than sex.”

“That can be argued.” Sebastian smirks while looking down your body to your toned bare legs, “You never had sex with me.”

“Please. I bet it wouldn’t impress me.” She snorts without looking at him as she eats without chewing, “I can already tell you lack the skill of being slick. You need it to even get a girl in bed.”

“How do you know I lack that skill?” 

He tilts his head curiously with his eyes glued to a drop of water going down your thigh. Her damp hair is stuck to her chest, her towel is so tight around her that it causes her breasts to be pushed up more than usual. For a moment he lets him thin around what’s under the towel. Did she have a birth mark, tan lines or an even a tattoo? Questions started rolling into his mind as she stood in front of him. Looking up and down her one more time Sebastian looks at her almost like he wished his next words weren’t true.

 “I never even tried picking you up.”

“Doesn’t matter. I know you’re not slick because-” Y/N pauses when someone knocks on the door, realizing it must be the pizza delivery guy she comes up to Sebs with a sly grin before whispering, “You haven’t stopped looking at my legs for the last five minutes.”

“Well- I… You… You  can’t expect me not to when you practically naked in front of me.” 

He stutters with cheeks growing red as she goes to the door and opening it. She pays the man and grabs the pizza, closing the door she goes to set the pizza on the counter. Y/N’s trying very hard not to laugh at Sebastian’s now annoyed and embarrassed expression. Sending him a look Y/N slowly comes up to him while tilting her head before asking oh so sweetly.

“Should I go change then? Are my bare legs too much of a distraction for you?”

“You’re playing a dangerous game, Y/N.”

“And it’s a game I intend to win, Boo-Bear.”

Invisible, Chapter Six

Summary: Cursed as a child, you have lived your entire life invisible and alone. When deaths start happening in your town, the Winchesters come rolling in to investigate. What will happen when Dean is the first one who has been able to see you since you were a kid? Will Sam believe that you’re real? Will Dean believe you when you tell him you haven’t killed anyone? And why, after all of this time, is Dean Winchester the only one who can see you?

Invisible Masterlist - Previous Chapter

word count: ~1550

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The College Years - Freshman Year (Chapter 4) - Stiles Stilinski

Author: @were-cheetah-stiles

Title: “The First Patrol”

Characters: Stiles Stilinski & Reader/OFC

Warnings: Fluff, a teensy bit of explicit language. I think.

A.N.: Feel free to listen to any of the songs that I mentioned in the piece… or don’t let me tell you what to do. That’s also fine.

Summary: Stiles and Y/N go on your first patrol together to look for vampires in Berkeley.

Additional Note: I just realized that I have an issue with my timeline, like a very minor one, but whatever, try to ignore it as I clearly have been and will continue doing.

Chapter Three - Chapter Four - Chapter Five

Originally posted by hvproductions

“So what are we supposed to be doing or looking for tonight?” You asked, breaking the silence. Stiles had picked you up in his old, light blue Jeep about a half hour before and besides small pleasantries, you two had not spoken much.

“Well, vampires… we are definitely looking for vampires for starters.” Stiles teased, grinning as he kept his face forward, watching the road in front of him.

“Oh good to know cause I was definitely not sure about that one.” You said sarcastically in return, a deep blush rising to your whole face.

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