bunsen the dog

so there’s this local guy that comes into my shop often and he usually has his dog with him, and like he has been in with his dog so often that the dog has learned that when someone says “thank you!” it is the end of the transaction and time to leave so the dog shoots off towards the door, and I only found this out the other day because I’d not really noticed and when he came in today I took every damn opportunity to say thank you, pretty much after every sentence just to see his dog go batshit crazy and yank him in every direction am I a mean person or what

if anyone is still doubting tjlc i just left mark gatiss’s house and we talked shit about antis for 4 hours over wine and triscuits also i pet his dog bunsen and mark specifically said the words “they will fuck” and ian hallard called from the next room “multiple times"