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Bunny Costume Headcanon

I got the idea that Bitty’s puck bunny costume is actually onesie with removable arms and legs, and the Haus is fucking FREEZING in winter ‘cause no way those hockey bro fucks are winterizing SHIT. So, Bitty starts sleeping in the full onesie because it’s super cozy. He does not wear it outside his room until he comes off a HELLACIOUS roadie. Four days, three games. WHY WAS THE QUESTION ABOUT KILLING YOUR FAVORITE STUFFED ANIMAL FROM CHILDHOOD OR MAKING OUT WITH PLAY-OFF LEVEL HAIRY SHITTY.

He gets up the next morning, and his entire being is made of FUCK EVERYTHING. So he just keeps the onesie on and goes downstairs. The chriping starts before he’s halfway down, but he’s bleary-eyed and he’s bruised up and down his legs from a defenseman who thought it was funny to nail the little guy. So, he just flips everyone off and goes into the kitchen and pours coffee and pulls the entire apple-nutmeg pie he’d made to help him sleep last night, and he goes back to his room. 

And the boys KEEP chirping even though he’s gone, and they go to raid the fridge, and they realize, oh, that was the last pie. 

“Eh, give him the day. We’ll be restocked in no time,” Holster says.

Four days later, they have to go out and BUY bread, and WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE. IS BITTY DEAD. They end up buying a frozen casserole, and WHY IS IT MADE OF SALT. OH GOD WE HAVE TO APOLOGIZE. BITTY. BITTY OMG PLEASE MAKE US FOOD AGAIN. WE’RE LOSING WEIGHT FROM LACK OF PIE. WEAR THE ONESIE ALL THE TIME. NO CHIRPS. SWEAR TO GOD. SWEAR TO ZIMMERMANN. SWEAR ON CENTER ICE. BITTY. BITTY SAVE US.

A year later, new frogs in, one comes downstairs after another godawful roadie, and there’s Bitty in the onesie, the sleeves off so he can knead bread dough.

“Aw, look, it’s little Bitty-foo–”

DOGPILE. The Frog is FLAT OUT ON THE FLOOR and it’s like seven guys on him.

“No!” Shouts Chowder. “No! YOU WILL NOT BRING BACK THE PIE FAMINE.”

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It’s Friday! The Department of Unexpected Interspecies Friendship is here to help celebrate the return of the weekend with these delightful photos by photographer Mark Taylor of Warren Photographic pairing animals who look impressively similar thanks to their coats. We like to think they’re simply complementing each other’s respective awesomeness, but Warren Photographic has playfully titled this extensive series Identity Theft.

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[via My Modern Met]

I just really like the little easter eggs with Señor Bunny in the background of Bitty’s videos

In Linemates he’s reading Bitty’s notes

In Playoffs Pt. 1 he’s cheering on the team

In Goodbye For the Summer he’s hiding behind Bitty’s laundry, ready to go back to Georgia

In Tadpoles he’s ready for Bitty’s Samwell tour in his festive Samwell red ribbon

In Meet the Frogs he’s holding a hockey puck

In Hazeapalooza he’s ready to haze the frogs in his little bandana

In Providence Falconers he’s reading Bitty’s Women, Food, and American Culture textbook, foreshadowing Bitty joining Jack’s class in the next update

In Shinny he’s dressed up warm for the winter and outdoor skating

In Graduation he’s laying on Bitty’s stripped bed, ready for Georgia again

And finally, in Meet the Falconers he’s studying Bitty’s French notecards

I just love these little touches that make him seem alive!