buncha punks

My Uninformed Impression of Kingdom Hearts

*Everyone contains a Hot Topic version of themselves
*Sora’s heart must be huge cause he has like 50 dudes in there
*Final Fantasy but with big hands and feet so they match Mickey?
*Game releases are measured in decimal points and tears
*No design of anything is practical ever
*Sparkles
*Is rated E but has no problem dropping you into nightmare fuel
*Once a fan, You Never Leave
*Bedhead only possible in zero G
*Everyone’s eyes are like a slice of the ocean
*And their teeth are probably fluorescent light bulbs
*Buncha trenchcoat punks eating salty ice cream
*I only ever see people drawing them happy
*Does that mean the games are really sad
*What did they Do to you

Okay something that pisses me off every time it happens;

Lilo’s teacher NEVER sticks up for her. When the other girls pick on her, call her names, even tear up her drawing, he never steps in. He’ll be quick to try and “”help”” Lilo but only by trying to make her more normal. Which isn’t helping.

Like seriously man wtf. Is it so hard to just say “knock it off” to a buncha punks?!

he misses you

Luke:

Calum thinks it’s funny that Luke is huddling under the blankets and complaining that you’re not there, so he facetimes you so you can see how cute he’s being. He’s lonely because he misses you beside him in his bed, cuddling up to his side while he has his arm tightly around you and you watch stupid shows together so he can hear your adorable laugh so much and ow that hurts

Calum:

You decided to facetime him and as soon as he sees your face he wants to grab it and kiss you really hard on the mouth so he can show you just how much he misses you like damn. 

Ashton: 

Ashton was very up front about how much he missed you and he told you daily that he loved you. He was always asking how you’ve been and what you were up to because he misses home, but most importantly he missed being around you all the time.

Michael:

Michael was craving your signature homemade cookies that you liked to make whenever Mike and the other boys were around. (You never told him it was actually just a cookie mix you bought at the store.) So on your nightly facetime he complained to you and basically demanded that you visited them because the boys were trying but were shit at making cookies. 

also i made my next goal so thank you so much babes xx you’re all a buncha punk rock bamfs ily 

(gifs are not mine but captions are -xx-)