bunch-of-dorks

WHY ARE BTS A BUNCH OF DORKS??!

Well … The eldest, Jin is the most random person ever: *passed by an idol and fed him out of the blue*

Originally posted by bts-bap-trash

Jhope screams non-stop and do things 99.99% of humanity will be ashamed to ever do

Originally posted by myloveseokjin

Suga just dances for no reason with no music 

Originally posted by mimibtsghost

The two youngest, V and Jungkook are a tiny bit insane

Originally posted by myloveseokjin

One thinks a Grammy is a math award … 

Originally posted by bwisou

The other one is possessed by evil spirits or something

Originally posted by heliogabalusroses

If you think at least the last two will be normal. Well Jimin is soooo clumsy he stumbles and falls because of … air?

Originally posted by kpopehell

And the smartest aka their leader puts food in his nose

Originally posted by bangtannotsoprime

Now imagine the seven of them in a group. It just gets more EXTRA+ORDINARY!

Originally posted by yoongichii

But take note, that’s also one of the biggest reasons why we adore them.

By @mimibtsghost

BTS EXPECTATIONS VS REALITY

EXPECTATIONS: 

JIN: “Oh, he is so handsome. And that suit? So mature looking”

Originally posted by 0re0espress0

REALITY: 

Guess what? HE KNOWS to the point he came up with his own nickname “Worldwide handsome”

Originally posted by missbaptan

And just disregard “mature”

Originally posted by lovelyyjins

EXPECTATIONS: 

SUGA: “his name is Suga? The cutie & frail of the group right?”

Originally posted by frostbittensuga

REALITY: 

*plays Cypher* “F#CK YOU AND YOU”

Originally posted by sugasuite

And please delete “frail” from your dictionary. He alone makes the whole group and fandom shake just by a look

Originally posted by hayoomin

But he got a protective side. He is like every shojo lead character from the nineties. Is good looking, sounds like he doesn’t care but actually takes care of you.

Originally posted by acciosugas

EXPECTATIONS: 

JHOPE: “What a sunshine”

Originally posted by jinful

REALITY: 

Finally, you got something right! and just like the sun he goes down HARD on stage

Originally posted by prince-hobis-castle

And he is SO HOT 

Originally posted by hobies

(By now you will start to have trust issues, don’t worry you develop those when you become an ARMY)

Originally posted by goddess-bruh

EXPECTATIONS:

RAP MONSTER: “A TOUGH rapper and leader?”

Originally posted by berry852

REALITY: 

Yep! He is so cool on stage

Originally posted by mochifairyjimin

But did you know he collects plushies and sleep with them too

Originally posted by parkjiminer

(Get used to plot twists already. You still haven’t seen the crazy maknae line. I mean our dear youngest members)

Originally posted by slapmon

EXPECTATIONS: 

JIMIN: “He looks so nervous so I want to protect him”

Originally posted by jiminrolls

REALITY: 

DEAR! YOU need to find someone to protect YOU from him

Originally posted by jiminmochi-chimchim

And yes he imitates the “MUST PROTECT” signals

Originally posted by ciutae

But he defends himself just fine 

Originally posted by harunyany

EXPECTATIONS: 

V: “A deep voice and THAT face? I hope he does not lack a personality”

Originally posted by sirminmin

REALITY: 

Don’t worry! For Taehyung he was given everything more than any human: looks, charms … and a VERY VERY VEEEERY ONE OF A KIND personality

Originally posted by btsoficialbr

And beware, you will get into liking hands 

Originally posted by kpopfordays

EXPECTATIONS: 

JUNGKOOK: “He is the total package wow”

Originally posted by jeonify

REALITY: 

Yes! So total you get freebies with your package: “loads of questions”

Originally posted by meanie-you-meanie

“insanity”

Originally posted by kimjiwonbiased

“extraness”

Originally posted by sunnypost

AND a huge amount of “violence”

Originally posted by pettybangtan

BTS are a bunch of dorks that make great music. They have bags full of trophies, hearts bursting with love and an attitude covered in kindness and humbleness. 

Originally posted by chimcheroo

ANYWAY, WELCOME TO BTS ARMY! 

By @mimibtsghost

EXTRA KOOK IS EXTRA+ORDINARY

Jungkook was a veeeery very shy & cute person when he debuted

Originally posted by jungkookfortunekookies

But as he grew up, aside from becoming SUPER handsome & sexy

Originally posted by vhope

He also became SUPER extra

Originally posted by bts-jimin16

Looking at JK you will first ask yourself “Why????”

Originally posted by bwisou

Then “HOW?????”

Originally posted by gookgi

Sometimes you will be concerned  (remember he had no friends from the same age so he tried to approach a chicken …)

Originally posted by taeaftertae

And … he is so extra … we are scared one of the members may be sent to the hosppital someday .. save them pls

Originally posted by pettybangtan

Sometimes Most of the times we have no explanation to what he is doing or thinking

Originally posted by taengi-suga-cubes

but how can we understand someone who eats paper???

Originally posted by asdfghobi

Just …

Originally posted by yoonmin

a rare weird handsome and talented specimen 

Originally posted by junghosyub

BigHit accepted how extra he is, they made a choregraphy suitable for him

Originally posted by syeons

And he was risen by a bunch of dorks … 

Originally posted by luvvpjm

so he is not fully to blame (none of them is normal either) 

Originally posted by sunshineminsuga

But he looks pretty cool doing it on stage

Originally posted by sunnypost

And no matter what, this baby adores his ARMYs so much he goes the extra way to just bow to them

Originally posted by jecn

ARMYs know that’s why they love and accept him just the way he is even if we still don’t know what is he. I mean … How can we not? He is growing so~oo well 

Originally posted by fuckindestruction

By @mimibtsghost​ ^^