Matt being used as Shiros replacement by the druids like: I will Literally Diagram the Entire Human Body for you I DID NOT TAKE PHYSIOLOGY FOR A BUNCH OF ALIENS TO TRY AND LEARN ABOUT HUMANS LIKE A CLASS OF RENAISSANCE ERA MED STUDENTS ALRIGHT SIT Y'ALL’S ASSES DOWN AND GIVE ME A M A R K E R
Okay but like,,, the concept of crying. Imagine a bunch of aliens and they're chilling with a human, talking about families, and suddenly the human is leaking emotion??? And then they start talk like "I just /sniff snort/ miss my dog so much!! She's so beautiful and I wish she knew how much I loved her but she's a dog so she can't know" "I'm sure your miniature wolf highly values you..."