Marvel Cinematic Universe #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
Iron Man (2008) : A billionaire eats cheeseburgers and talks to his machines that do all the work for him.
The Incredible Hulk (2008) : A scientist fails to become Captain America and instead turns into Shrek.
Iron Man 2 (2010) : Same billionaire, but richer, more famous and crazier.
Thor (2011) : A hot blondie is outcast from his planet just because he wanted to kill his fathers enemies.
Captain America: The First Avenger (2011) : Creepy CGI dude gets make over and gets hot AF and everyone loves him suddenly. And he asks out a girl when he’s about to crash into ice.
The Avengers (2012) : A hot Rapunzel wannabe bullies his little evil brother with the help of Buzzlighter, an old man with frisbee, Katniss Everdeen, Shrek and Fiona.
Iron Man 3 (2013) : Same billionaire drags his destroyed suit around and at the end he gets a surgery so he won’t glow in the dark.
Thor: The Dark World (2013) : hot blondie takes his nerd girlfriend to his planet and Loki dies. But he’s alive somehow. Again.
Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014) : The best MCU movie. Best. Done. No word.
Guardians of The Galaxy (2014) : Everyone makes fun of the main character because of his name. And everyone chases around an ugly ball.
Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015) : Buzzlighter, old man with Fresbee, Katniss, wannabe Rapunzel, Shrek and Fiona can’t defeat Siri and everyone makes fun of Cap because he doesn’t curse.
Ant-Man (2015) : A criminal becomes friends with ants and fangirls over Falcon.
Captain America: Civil War (2016) : Rich guy with metal suit fights two 95 years old men, one with metal prosthetic arm and another with frisbee.