bully:scholarship edition

So sometimes my friends and I pick random weeks to be “Bully week” and we just go to work, school, and all that in our cosplays. Well we got bored at the mall and headed over to a Best Buy across the street and there was a Wii set up for goofing around. Our Gary was still really bitter I pushed him and took his Pizza Hut coupon. So he challenged me to a game on the Wii for the coupon.

The little tURD ACTUALLY HUSTLED ME? PRETENDED HE WAS BAD AT THE GAME SO WE’D PLAY IT? :I 

I’m still really salty about the situation because I had been dreaming about that pizza deal all day but alright I’ll draw out my hunger frustration.

But what if, in some sort of parallel universe, the cliques swapped groups with their rival clique…

Greasers - Preps

Nerds - Jocks

Like, just imagine a slightly smaller Ted wearing a green vest and some glasses, being awkward. His back his probably a little hunched and he absolutely loves playing G&G with Damon because he is the best at it.

 And then imagine a bigger Earnest who stands with confidence and knows he can get all the ladies. He would push Ted and his friends around, trying to get them to do their homework. Beatrice would be deemed the hottest girl in the school.

And then imagine Derby with greased hair and a leather jacket. He slouches and smokes two or three pack a day and would hit anyone who calls him ‘Derby’, he much more prefers to being called 'Darb’ or jus ’D’.

And Johnny would be the opposite of course, you must always refer to him as 'Johnathan’. His hair is perfectly styled and he probably doesn’t smoke; he would rather spend his money on other things like buying the best clothing and bribing people.