bullshiters

I’ve seen posts about the paladins making up their own memes while in space, but I don’t think I’ve seen anything in regards to them referencing Earth memes and confusing the shit out of poor Allura and Coran. 

Ex: 

*everyone hears about Hunk’s cooking at the space mall* *proceed to throw Gordon Ramsey jokes everywhere*

Pidge, running in circles: “WHERE IS THE LAMB SAUCE???”

Keith, holding Lance’s face between two pieces of bread: “What are you?”

Lance: “An idiot sandwich”

Shiro, squinting at a plate of food goo: “This goo is so green, it could be coming out of your nose.”

Allura and Coran: ??????

..

Lance, to Keith after an argument: “Catch me outside, how bou dat???”

Allura: “We’re in space please do not exit the castle????”

..

*Lance slips and falls on something*

Pidge: “I can’t believe Lance is fucking dead.”

Coran, befuddled: “He’s perfectly fine all of his suits functions show-”

..

*loses Keith in a crowd* *Lance climbs onto a chair*

Lance: “LANCE IS A USELESS, SEVENTH WHEEL”

Keith: “WHAT DID YOU FUCKING SAY”

Lance: “There he is”

Allura, to Hunk: “Do humans often scream self deprecating sentences over crowds of strangers?”

..

Allura, in the middle of a fight: “WE WILL NEVER GIVE UP”

*cue paladins singing “Never Gonna Give You Up” by Rick Astley*

Allura: “We are in BATTLE”

..

Coran, discussing infiltration plans for Galra base: “And then Shiro and Keith will enter in through the main doors.”

Shiro: “One does not simply walk into a Galra base.”

Coran: “That’s…that’s what I just said. Were you not listening?”

My mom just told me to tone down my feminism if I want a boyfriend. So he can “feel like a man.”

My response?

“I need a guy who is secure enough in his masculinity that he is not threatened by my feminism.”

LET ME SHOUT IT NOW BECAUSE I DON’T THINK  Y’ALL HEARD ME


“I need a guy who is secure enough in his masculinity that he is not threatened by my feminism!”

Originally posted by bopedeebop


I NEED A GUY SECURE ENOUGH IN HIS MASCULINITY THAT HE IS NOT THREATENED BY MY FEMINISM!!!!!!!!!!

Worst Parts of Mystic Messenger

not interacting with v more on jumin’s route

not knowing enough about v and his backstory

not enough v 

anonymous asked:

i have to disagree with a post u reblogged. kylo may have been neglected at first but he gave in on his own and went to his abuser. Rey didn't give in at all in her life on Jakku. Their situations aren't the same and should t be compared.

I’m going to need a bit of time to reply to this in a calm and adult manner, Anon.

  • Handsome guy: hi
  • Me: hey
  • Inner me: please be gay please be gay please be gay please be gay please be gay please be gay please be gay please be gay please be gay please be gay please be gay please be gay please be gay please be gay please be gay please be gay please be gay please be gay please be gay please be gay please be gay please be gay please be gay

Jin has perfect vocals, Jin has perfect looks. The only thing that isn’t perfect is his dance but let’s be honest who gives a flying fuck about that. Why doesn’t he have more lines and more screentime??? This is not mathematics. BigHit could easily give Jin more screentime and more lines. He is the visual, he has great vocals. Why the fuck won’t BigHit give him a chance?

anonymous asked:

if u didn't want to answer me yet y the fuck did u even post my ask

First of all Anon, I respect proper grammar and word use. If you want me to respect you more you should participate.

Second- to allow you to see that what you say has impact and to allow others the chance to tell you how they feel regarding your statement while I attempted to calm down. What you said is victim-shaming. You do not get to pick and choose who’s abuse was worse or who was the better victim. It’s not your decision. Abuse is abuse! You do not get to create some kind of hierarchy of disaster and pick the order.

I’m pissed Anon. You may not have meant it, but you victim shaming because a victim of abuse doesn’t meet your fucking standards is sick.