☆ summary → When the nation’s little sister,
IU, gets into a huge scandal, your agency seizes the opportunity to thrust you
into that now vacant spotlight. Your self-composed song Paper Doll becomes an overnight sensation, and soon people
are itching to find out who was the one who broke your heart. All hell breaks
loose once netizens discover that you used to date popular idol, Jeon Jungkook.
Little do they know that it wasn’t him who left the relationship unscathed –
it was you.
↳ alternatively: a story on the consequences of a hit
☆ a/n → i haven’t even been on tumblr for a week and askdjjj I
can’t believe how many people liked pt. i – also, I know absolutely
nothing about songwriting or music theory, or anything really, so this is me
bullshitting my way through 4k words that i haven’t proofread
You associated every song of yours to a specific time
The whimsical cluster chords that opened up Blue Afternoon made you think of the view from your window last
spring. Looking down on the busy streets of Seoul from your flat, a crowding of
umbrellas had danced to the sound of heavy rain, and you had been immediately
struck with a melody line.
That was your favorite part of songwriting – that moment when you finally had something, after having absolutely
Ironically enough, out of all the songs on your album,
you disliked Paper Doll the most.
Even before it had been propelled to the top of the
music charts, the song had never been a favorite. The melody line was catchy
but predictable, with the most common chord progressions and an overproduced
chorus. The people reviewing your songs during the album production had
all loved it, however, and they had adamantly decided to push it as a title
It was amusing how people presumed the song described
a devastating heartbreak between you and your first love. They weren’t exactly wrong, but their interpretation was completely off.
Still, you weren’t stupid enough to disapprove their theories. If they wanted to
believe that your first boyfriend was a heartless playboy, then that wasn’t
At least you had never thought it would have to be a
How do you draw Otabek's hair?? Because for real it's perfect :O
i have like 4 other asks like this fwasj;lksafl, I really really wish I could explain or show you but I honestly don’t know how? ?? I draw his hair differently every time and it just happens to turn out fine in the end? ? I DUNNO ;o;
Neil Josten: Accidentally cut my hand open on a filing cabinet in the special collections and archives and bled on a collection worth $650,000 (i was actively more worried about the collection, while everyone else was worried about my bleeding hand)
Andrew Minyard: professor told the class that if we didn’t want to be there we could leave. so i fuckin left.
Kevin Day: did shots with my friends on my birthday and then went to a classics seminar on rome and bullshitted my way through it while almost completely drunk (and having not done the readings)
bonus Kevin Day: majored in history
Nicky Hemmick: Accidentally outed myself in a seminar because i couldn’t resist making a gay joke
Aaron Minyard: Skipped every single hall meeting for residence, saw my don everyday and told him i’d be at the next one. i never was.
Matt Boyd: accidentally said “booty call” in a seminar while making a completely legitimate academic point
Seth Gordon: during a role-playing problem solving thing i just said “oh no i died” and wouldn’t participate for the rest of the activity
Allison Reynolds: used my women and gender studies seminar as an outlet to bitch about the patriarchy
Renee Walker: told my roommate that i loved her and she was like a beautiful hobbit while completely hammered (this was the second week and i actually hate her?)
Dan Wilds: begrudgingly took on a leadership role in a class because if i hadn’t nothing would have fucking gotten done
Wymack: leave my ringer on on nights i know my friends are drinking and tell them to call me if anything goes wrong - i pretend to be annoyed if they do but secretly im relieved that they’re not in danger
Jean Moreau: made jokes about wanting to die and got talked to by the TA because they were concerned
Where were you taught to speak english so fluently??
Hello, Lovely Anon!
Okay so, my uncle is from the USA, and when I was a kid, he used to give me Game Boy games in English for my birthday sometimes because he felt that I could find my way through the text. One of those games was Pokémon Gold when it first came out, so I had this, for the time, huge game with tons of text and I had to figure out what things meant, but we didn’t have an English dictionary for the longest time so I just kinda bullshitted my way through the game and slowly figured out what was what based on the first game (I had played Blue in German, but gotten Yellow in English later). So at age 6-8, I had intense Pokémon vocabulary training in a language I didn’t understand, and I guess my brain just kinda started to remember connections and associations with words and pictures and while I had no fucking idea how to pronounce any of it, I got a feel for the language itself I guess?
My school started teaching it when I was 12 or 13 and that was also when I started to do things on this mysterious new-ish thing called “the internet” , so from then on out, I learned how to pronounce and build sentences on my own (because I was pretty good at understand people at that point, just not speaking myself) through school, talking to people on the internet, movies and badly subtitled anime (remember that time? oh man). I made shitty fan comics back then in absolutely horrible English, so even though that shit is hilarious to look at now, it was good practice still!
And after I turned 16, most of it came from watching movies and playing games in English. When you surround yourself with a language, you learn it relatively fast, at least in my own experience, and since people don’t speak English here, this was the way to do it.
So yeah, in summary: Pokémon games in English when I was 6, school and the internet when I was 12 and movies and games from then on out. And that’s it, really! I hope this answered your question, Lovely Anon!
❛ i’m just an asshole with feelings ❜ ❛ if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off, i will do the same thing to your head ❜ ❛ my secret talent is getting tired without doing anything ❜ ❛ i want tattoos and emotional stability ❜ ❛ i would just like to publicly announce that i have no idea what i’m doing ❜ ❛ i love when people shut the fuck up ❜ ❛ hi i’m a hopeless romantic with serious trust issues nice to meet you ❜ ❛ marry someone who looks at you the way you look at dogs ❜ ❛ i want a tattoo of a ufo on my ass to represent how it’s out of this world ❜ ❛ you ever see something and are like ‘ i’m so glad i don’t even know what that means ’ ❜ ❛ lie in my bed. show me your favorite music. kiss my neck. ❜ ❛ my kink is not opening messages and pretending they’re not there ❜ ❛ i hate being tickled. i do not think it is cute, i do not think it is funny. i will kick you in the fucking face. ❜ ❛ i’ll always have a soft spot for you ❜ ❛ don’t talk to me or my 78 insecurities ever again ❜ ❛ mentally crafting incredibly angry speeches that i will never say to all the people i hate is my favorite hobby ❜ ❛ my kink is when people admit i was right ❜ ❛ protecting your own happiness isn’t selfish. you deserve every ounce of happiness. ❜ ❛ i’ve never said one coherent thing in my life ❜ ❛ how can i be ready for the future when i’m not even ready to get up in the morning ❜ ❛ never throw me anything unless you’re okay with dropping it ❜ ❛ please don’t make me think about my life ❜ ❛ have you ever met the human version of a headache ❜ ❛ my personality is 30% of the last movie i watched ❜ ❛ i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober ❜ ❛ today i’m wearing a lovely shade of i slept like shit so don’t piss me off ❜ ❛ why can’t i just plug myself into a charger ❜ ❛ i have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life ❜ ❛ i, personally, would love to calm down, and yet ❜ ❛ i can’t tell if i’m really nice but secretly an asshole or an asshole but secretly really nice ❜ ❛ me? a jealous hoe? absolutely. ❜ ❛ we’re gonna be weird adults ❜ ❛ wait no hug me more ❜ ❛ are we gonna fucking hold hands tonight or what bitch ❜ ❛ does anyone else get friend-jealous really easily? ❜ ❛ apparently ‘spite’ is not an ‘appropriate answer’ to “what motivates you?” ❜ ❛ we, as a community, should go to bed ❜ ❛ white lips, pale face, i hate the entire human race ❜ ❛ no offense but what the fuck am i doing ❜ ❛ there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me – it’s called the throne ❜ ❛ i might be short but you’re still beneath me ❜ ❛ if i have a crush on you, i’m so sorry ❜ ❛ the human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them ❜ ❛ well this social situation isn’t going the way i acted it out in the shower ❜ ❛ i!!!!!!!!!! hate!!!!!!!!!! being!!!!!!!!!! left!!!!!!!!!! out!!!!!!!!!! ❜ ❛ i’m honestly so clingy and detached at the same time ❜ ❛ i think part of growing up is understanding song lyrics ❜ ❛ how can someone (me) be so beautiful (me) but also so underrated (me) ❜ ❛ hi, i’m here to ruin everything ❜ ❛ college is like looking both ways before you cross the street and then getting hit by an airplane ❜ ❛ and then satan said, “here, have feelings” ❜ ❛ it is i, your local asshole ❜ ❛ you’re about as irrelevant as mean girls 2 ❜ ❛ shout out… just in general. i’m just shouting. ❜ ❛ get your heart broken so your art improves ❜ ❛ i’m so tired, but i always find the energy to sin ❜
I’ve seen a lot of headcanons floating around of smart!Kara because krypton was light years ahead of earth with its technological advancements, and I just wanted to adapt the headcanon in light of the most recent episode: headcanon that either Kara totally could have carried on a conversation with Lena about quantum physics had it been in her own tongue, or (my personal choice) Kara was totally bullshitting her way through the quantum physics conversation while internally screaming about how much she knew about the subjects but how she couldn’t say anything otherwise she would risk her true identity being revealed.
Lena: “What do you know about quantum entanglement? Polyatomic anions?”
Kara:*laughs nervously* quantum who? entanglement wha? *shrugs, stupidly smiling*
Kara (inside): of fuckin course I know about polyatomic anions what do you take me for a fuckin kindergartner goddamned bullshit quantum mechanics learned that shit before I knew how to walk
Since LATB is potentially heading to certain things. How long do you think you'll end up making the story. Is there any end goal that you're hoping to have happen? Like a planned end to work up to?
not… really?? lmao I’ve never really had a projected plot for tlatb I just sat down one day and thought “what happens to ladybug when shes on her period?” and then things got… out of hand. to this day, im just bullshitting my way through new chapters as we go, and waiting until i find a natural stopping point that i like.
(im tempted to end it once Marinette reveals herself but im so much of a slut for post-reveal stuff ill probably keep going for a couple chapters)