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Fold of fluffy cows in a beautiful winter landscape.

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Noisy bull says moo moooo mooooooo

Hot Dam! Let's learn some cow lingo!

Want to learn some cow lingo? I knew it! 

Dam - The mother of a cow

Sire - The father of a cow

Calf - A baby cow

Yearling - A cow that is a year old

Bull - A male cow

Steer - A male cow that has lost his manhood

Heifer - A female cow that has not developed an udder yet and therefore is not producing milk

Cow - A female cow that has developed an udder and is producing milk

Freemartin - An infertile female cow; occurs when the twins born are one male and one female

Now go show off your newly learned vocabulary!

the signs: are sgins
  • aerie: 25% all bras
  • bull: moo
  • twins: twins
  • cancer: oo.. ://
  • lion: leo the lion
  • virgo: i dont know what u are and im sorry
  • library: weigh on the scale
  • poison crab: ouch
  • saggitatrrous: saggitairious
  • caprisun: corn
  • aquaman: stay hydrated :)
  • 2 fish: 2 fish
THOR GOES FISHING: THE MYTH
  • Thor: Hymir! Buddy! Old pal! How would you like to take me fishing?
  • Hymir, who is a giant: I would prefer not to, actually.
  • Thor, the well-known killer of giants: Oh! Are you sure that's a good decision? For you? For your family?
  • SO THEY DECIDE TO GO FISHING:
  • Thor: Hymir! Buddy! You got the bait?
  • Hymir, who really just wanted to tend to his cattle today: How about you fuck off buddy how about that?
  • Thor: Say, you know what kind of bait fish love best? Cattle heads.
  • Hymir, who loves his cattle: THOR PLEASE DON'T
  • Hymir's best bull: MOO!!!
  • SO THEY HAVE THE BAIT NOW:
  • Thor: So, this is where you fish huh?
  • Hymir, who catches a couple of flounder here on a good day: Yeah it's been good to me.
  • Thor, who has just pulled up a whale: Really?
  • Hymir: I
  • Thor, who has just pulled up a second whale: They're kinda small here aren't they
  • SO NOW THERE ARE TWO WHALES IN THE BOAT:
  • Thor: Yeah these aren't big at all
  • Hymir, who has lost half of his day and his favorite cow: Well I guess today was bad fishing let's just go-
  • Thor who cannot take a hint: INTO DEEPER WATER
  • Hymir: What! No! I refuse absolutely! We're fucking done here, Thor!
  • SO NOW THE BOAT IS IN DEEPER WATER:
  • Thor: Oh hey I got a bite! It feels like a big one this time!
  • Jormungandr, that snake of famous size whose length encircles all of the realms of men, and whose mere name is the terror of god and king alike: Hello
  • Thor: Alright Hymir, I need you to hold this line so I can smite this fool right between the eyes. Hold tight, ha ha! If I miss, maybe he'll kill us both!
  • Jormungandr: Sayonara, suckers!
  • Thor: What! He's getting away! Come back here! What the fuck how did that happen?
  • Hymir, holding a pair of scissors and two pieces of fishing line: I couldn't say.

Boo Radley & Mini Moo, Pit Bull & Miniature Australian Shepherd (8 & 1 y/o), Prince & Bowery, New York, NY • “Boo is a rescue, we think from a dog fighting ring, due to his scars. Mini Moo barks like she’s deaf. They’re best friends.” @mynameisbooradly