I debated writing this but it’s really not advice and it’s been bothering me for a week. DO NOT CROP YOUR DOGS EARS IF THEY ARE OVER 3 months old. Dobermans need to be dropped at 8 weeks. I don’t care what your vet says, I don’t care what trailer trash, almost lost his license vet you’ve sought out to get a cheap ear crop. This is literally the equivalent of you getting surgery without painkillers or anesthetic and never going back for rechecks. DO NOT PUT YOUR DOG THROUGH THIS. ESPECIALLY YOUR DOBIE. Your dogs ears are not going to stand!! I do not care what lie you have been sold. They are physically incapable of standing and you have wasted your money and potentially maimed and damaged your dog for life. PLEASE DO YOUR RESEARCH ON EAR CROPS AND PROPER PROCEDURE FOR ALL BREEDS.
If you’re tired of people insisting Clara and the Doctor have totally platonic feelings for each other simply because of the age gap between the actors which totally ignores the age gap of 2000 years between the characters no one cared about when the Doctor still looked young clap your hands
Malcolm demonstrates that even in his downtime, he is still committed to the three most basic elements of a healthy lifestyle: a balanced diet, plenty of hydration, and of course, lots of sport.
And obviously by healthy diet, I mean Hula Hoops eaten off his fingertips from a bowl BALANCED on his stomach, by hydration I mean Red Bull which is (theoretically) a potable liquid, and by lots of sport I mean the actual video evidence we have of Malcolm playing a rousing game of Hula Hooping Andrew Neil's Sneery Fucking Haemorrhoid Face (which I believe only narrowly was rejected for the London Olympics in 2012) before returning to his very favorite sport Messing with Julius:
12 had a very American experience yesterday. We saw Professional Bull Riding at Madison Square Garden! I’ve never seen anything like this before either and didn’t know what to expect, but it was pretty cool. The bulls were as professional as the riders. They kicked and made a fuss then trotted back into their pen looking rather pleased with themselves.