building elevator

shoutout to the dude in the biology building who walked down the hallway carrying three (3) entirely intact 5 foot tall corn stalks rooted in a gallon ziplock bag, looked around confusedly, and walked back the way he came

You Have No Idea

Originally posted by gryffinclaw-in-wilde-times

Peter Parker x Shy Reader

Request: Yes

Summary: Peter and the Reader go to school together, however once Peter shows up at Stark tower, the Reader is curious as to why he is there.

Word Count: 1,930

Warnings: language, fluff, adorableness, talk of powers, annoying Tony, shy reader (bc I’m trash). (Err, that’s it?)

A/N: To the anon that requested this, I hope you like it! I sort of changed it up a little bit, so I hope you don’t mind. The length of this, I apologize, holy shit. I could not find a way to end this. *Also, the Reader’s powers are based on the character Catiana (in case you are wondering!) Please let me know what you guys think of it, I’d love some feedback. Enjoy reading!

Walking into school, you held tightly to your backpack and moved swiftly through the crowd, avoiding an “accidental” bump in with anyone that came unexpectedly.

Since you had a few minutes before your first class, you went to your locker and replaced the books in your backpack with the ones you needed today for classes.

Rolling your eyes and groaning as you picked up your heavy Algebra book, you stuffed it roughly into your backpack.

It’s not that you hated math, it’s just you weren’t that great at it, which definitely bothered you since you were in a class full of legit geniuses.

Not only did that class give you anxiety with being called on or not understanding anything, but it was also because there was one nerd who always caught your attention. The one that should probably be in college level math rather than Algebra in some high school. The one who looked so soft and cuddly. The one with the never ending collection of sweaters.

The one named, Peter Parker.

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Wanna Bet? (M)

Rich Fuckboy!Jimin x Tutor!reader


Word Count: 2,782

Summary: Working as a private tutor at the most prestigious university in the region, you had to put up with a lot of bratty kids. Though none were as bad as Park Jimin. Just as your luck would have it, you’ve been assigned to be his full-time tutor for the year….great. After many failed attempts to get his grades up, Jimin comes up with a bet to raise his marks. What’s the worst that can happen, right?

A/N - This is my fic, just re-posting on my sideblog!

You were grateful for this job, you really were. Some days, it was just really hard to be grateful. You worked at the wealthiest, all boys university this side of the country. You’re a private tutor, working with a maximum of five students a year. Things have been going well for you, you’re known as the best tutor at the school, so parents are flocking to you to help their precious spoiled brats. Hey, at least the money is decent.

Your whole week, scratch that, year has gone downhill the moment you get a call from the Dean.

“Y/n? Yes, hello. We’re going to need you to take on a student full time at the start of the new school year. I know this is a lot, so the pay will be increased, and you won’t have to take any other students. You will be tutoring five days a week for this student. Can you do it?”

“Um, yes, I don’t see why not…” growing a little curious as to why the dean himself is contacting you, you ask, “who is the student, Sir?”

“Park Jimin.” Shit.

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“Now relax, darling,” Harrison conveyed, “all you have to do is correctly identify which one of us will be pleasing you. And we’ll give you three rounds to guess —if you guess at least one correctly we’ll give you a prize; however if you don’t, there will be consequences.”

warnings: nsfw, cunnilingus, threesome M/F/M, double penetration, anal, slight oral (male receiving), unprotected sex oops

A/N: tagging @forevanssake bc she’s a smut buddy. 

The streetlights glinted above you as your steps ambled over the pavement. For the whole day Harrison got you to spend time with your former university chums —as he had his own agenda with Tom and the other Holland siblings. And by spending the time meant that your whole circle had arranged upon visiting the nearest pub in town and spend the night drowning themselves under alcohol.

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Humans are Space Orcs: Berserkers

So I have researched a fair amount of Viking history and I came up with a concept. In human history battle rage has been a useful tool in any form of combat. You choose fight instead of flight and you become stronger, faster, and almost immune to pain. No group mastered this better then the legendary Berserker. They used drugs and rituals to make themself fall into a battle rage of epic proportions. They were so fearsome. viscous, and unsettling that they were actually outlawed. Now imagine they made a comeback.


I was on Glunoff 4 when the humans were attacked. The colony was standard for humans, 1200 human souls, most devoted to taming the area near their colony site to raise crops and livestock. There was also a standard human security force of 75. I was there serving as the ambassador to Tromidal 5, my home world which had claim of this system. The humans had asked us to allow them to put a colony on Glunoff 4 so they could have a resupply point between Sol 3 and a mining operation nearer to the galactic center.

The humans had done a remarkable job taming the wilds of this world. Their colony was almost ready to begin building their orbital elevator when the Valran [see species reference material] arrived.

The humans only warning came when they lost contact with their orbital station. Within a minute the orbital charges began raining down from the sky. The charges hit many of the buildings killing dozens of people. Everything was chaos when the first ships landed. The Valran emerged from their ships and began killing and grabbing people dragging them back to their ships. The Remaining security force and civilians put up a good fight, killing a good number of the Valrans but it wasn’t enough. The Valran dropped a holoprojector as they departed. The message was simple, choose 50 people to be given as slaves as well as 5000 kilos of produce. Otherwise they will take everyone and sell them as slaves.

I panicked but the humans became… strange. They knew we were outmatched, outnumbered, and outgunned. After they finished with their head count there were only 903 alive, 162 dead, and 135 missing. The injured were treated with an almost mechanical efficiency. I was checked over by the physician and she told me that there was no way they were going to give up anyone. The next day they held a town meeting. I came along to see if the rest of the humans seemed to agree with the doctor. At first the people were afraid of what may happen, but within an hour they had all convinced themselves that fighting back was the only way. They immediately began asking me to give them any information I had to offer about the Valrans. I obliged them but I also told them that there have been few standing armies that have been able to compete with the Valran’s ferocity. To this the “Mayor” [Tina Chao] gave me the most wicked grin and said, “Never underestimate the ferocity of a cornered animal.”

Within days the Humans were already cannibalizing anything they could use to make weapons, armor, and traps. With this they also started training in hand to hand combat. They trained to use knives, swords, machetes, shivs, clubs, and those who could shoot were given firearms. Those who couldn’t fight were given support rolls. There was one group though that was far stranger.

The doctor was working very closely with a group of 20 people. These people were receiving the same training as the others but the doctor was also giving them what seemed to be some kind of stimulant before they trained. Within a few weeks they were not aloud to train with the other people because they were too violent. They would disappear off into the wilderness for days or weeks at a time hunting the indigenous animals, mostly predators. They would come back wearing the pelts of their kills and their behavior always seemed that much wilder.

When the Valran returned they were met by a group of 50 people standing next to large crates. The Valrans opened their landing craft and began to swarm around the people. When a sharp whistle echoed across the area the crates exploded open revealing the “Berserkers” [See human history for reference]. They came out of the crates in a screaming, roaring, fury. They fell upon the Valrans and began to dismantle them.

The Valrans were stunned and slow to respond, but when they did they swarmed down on the berserkers like a wave. This just seemed to make the Berserkers try harder. Also at this time the humans armed with firearms began picking off the Valrans around the outside. Then the other humans appeared out of the are around the Valrans. It was a slaughter.

When the humans had finished with the Valrans who landed they began bringing the fission batteries used to power their settlement and the mining tools. They loaded them into the ships and began rewiring them. I asked Mayor Chao what they were doing and she responded, “They are going to destroy their ship in orbit.”

“But you will need pilots… who… who will do that?” To this question the remaining 9 berserkers stepped toward the ships. “Why are you the ones going? Tyler, you are leaving your wife?”

Tyler, whose eyes are bloodshot and wide with fury, takes a few moments to respond, as if speech seems difficult to formulate, “I… I am to angry to stay. My daughter is gone because of them and I want… no I need to make them suffer.”

With that they all boarded the vessels and flew off into orbit. within a few minutes there were bright flashes. Those on the ground watched in silence for some time before everyone eventually walked away to do other tasks, like take care of the dead. The Valran were thrown in a pile and burned while the humans were given individual funeral pyres.

Help arrived in the form of a resupply ship three months later. By that time most of the humans had returned to their normal selves, except many of the humans didn’t sleep much anymore.

Star spangled brushwork

Summary: You need help painting your apartment, and the weather and Bucky Barnes are both hot. Sniping and sexy times ensue.

Characters: Bucky x Reader
Word count: 3,220
Warnings: NSFW, 18+ ONLY. Seriously. If you’re not of legal age, go away, this is not for you.

A/N: It’s my first attempt at smut and smut is hard (no pun intended). Any advice and/ or feedback is always more than welcome. 


Originally posted by maddiekittenlover

After years of saving pennies, working multiple jobs, and one too many nights of boxed wine and Ramen noodles, you had finally, finally, saved enough money for a down payment to buy your own apartment. Sure it was small and on the top floor of an elevator-less building, but it was yours, and that’s what mattered.

In a bid to save money like a responsible homeowner, you also decided to paint the place yourself, and with a little cajoling and a little blackmail concerning that time you filmed him singing ‘Beauty and the Beast’ while he made a PB&J, Bucky grudgingly agreed to help as well.

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whoops, my hand slipped and here is a much more fic-like set of bullet points that i don’t have to heart to actually turn into a fic. part of a trilogy it seems.

one | two | three (THIS ONE!) | four | five | six | seven | eight | nine

  • something to know about michelle: she’s very good at keeping secrets
  • once, when she was eight years old, her older brother broke the brand new watch his parents had gotten him for christmas. he begged her not to tell anyone, most especially their parents or her four year old sister who would undoubtedly tattle to their parents. she never spoke a word of it to anyone and helped him fix it as best they could so that her parents never found out.
  • then, when she was eleven, she had the biggest crush on this one girl in her class, layla. and one day, one of her best friends alex told her that he had a crush on layla. so she never spoke a word of her crush, nor of alex’s, to anyone. that is, until one day alex and layla walked around the playground at lunch time holding hands and told everyone they were now dating.
  • and then after she moved to new york, spent the year trying to find a place for herself, and then finally found and joined academic decathlon, she met peter parker and liz allan. and she knew immediately that peter parker liked liz. he always stared at her during practice and smiled at her whenever she glanced at him. she heard him talking about her at lunch. everyone knew that peter had a crush on liz. but one day after practice, she was in the bathroom stall when liz and her friend betty walked into the restoom, chatting.
  • “oh my goodness I can’t believe you have a crush on that freshman.” betty scoffed. “really liz, like half the junior class is in love with you and you’ve got heart eyes for the scrawny kid from, what is it, queens?”
  • “he’s really sweet!” liz laughed. “I think he’s really cute. he’s always nice to me. can’t I like someone who also likes me? is that really a crime?”
  • “of course not.” betty sighed. “I’m just saying. he’s a freshman, you’re a junior. in two years, you’ll be going to college and he will still be here. do you really want that?”
  • “I don’t know.” liz replied, pausing for a while before michelle heard the sink start to run water. “peter is really sweet and smart. i’d like to see what could happen.”
  • “fine, fine.” betty laughs. “but don’t wait for that boy to ask you out because he seems shocked every time you even look his way.” they both laugh and with that, walk out of the bathroom.
  • michelle never spoke of that incident to anyone either. so, she’s good at keeping quiet when she needs to be. which is why she never tells peter that she knows. knows that he spends his time stopping bank robberies, muggings, and helping old ladies cross the street. knows that he saved her friends in washington dc. knows that he’s the reason liz’s dad went to prison and she had to move to oregon. she doesn’t tell anyone this. not even peter.

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When you caught them kissed another girl

Anonymous said: Can I please have a mafia reaction where you walk in on them kissing their secretary when you go into his office with food to see if he’s okay? But then you run out afterwards and drop the food when you see him cheating? Thank you 😘

Anonymous said: BTS mafia reaction where you catch them kissing another girl in their office. And you ignore them afterwards? Thank you 😊

God blessed whoever asked these reactions :)

(Please forgive my Yoongi feels) 

Kim Namjoon : 

You walked into his office with a lot of Ryan’s merchandises, you won them from the amusement park game and you wanted Namjoon to have them. As his girlfriend, you were considered as the most-feared member in mafia because Namjoon would do anything to keep you safe without any bruises. 

“Ma’am, what are you doing here?” Asked one of his men. 

“Visiting Namjoon, why?” He looked panicked. You sighed and smiled at him, “it’s okay, he would be very happy-” You hear a moan from the office all of the sudden. You widened your eyes and passed the guard and sneaked into the door. 

There he is. Making out with another girl, he didn’t reject nor pushed him. You widened your eyes and gasped, “What are you doing?” You asked. Namjoon widened his eyes as he turned his head to you, he got panicked all of the sudden. You didn’t cry, you went outside the building by elevator but he ran through the stairs just to clarified a lot of things to you. 

“Babe, listen to me. Okay?” You didn’t glance or talked to him. You put your face into blank expression and ignored him until you reached your car. He grabbed your arm, “I’m so sorry!” He yelled. You flinched, “you just cheating on me now you’re getting mad? What a gentleman,” you said in monotone. “You won’t listen to me!” He answered. You scoffed and looked at him unbelievable, “we’re done Kim Namjoon, don’t bother to chase me.” He looked very frustrated and threw everything from his office. 

Kim Seok Jin : 

You didn’t think that Jin would be home this early, you quickly opened the front door but got curious as you saw black high heels which not yours beside his shoes. You sneaked out to watched him. 

Her, on the table, and Jin who slung his arms along on her waist and making out. You heard them giggled also. You thought it was an illusion until you heard Jin moaned (shit, my first time doing slight smut, I need holy water). You gasped and went outside and waited for the girl to leave. 

It’s weird, waiting outside your own house. 

But when she left the house, you came in with Jin called you with cheerful tone like always. You sighed and stared at him, “Leave.” He got confused for awhile, “what?” You pointed at that door, “maybe you could company your whore outside.” He laughed awkwardly, “what are you talking about? She’s my secretary,” he said. 

You raised one of your eyebrow and chuckled, “I heard moans. I did saw both of you on this disgusting table. Yeah, bring this too. I don’t want that lady’s ass on my table.” He widened his eyes, “it’s a misunders-” You shook your head, “no, out. We’re over Jin. Get out from my house,” you said. 

“I’m so-”

“No, I’m sorry,” you stated, “I kept you so long, right?” He showed you that hurt expression, “no, it’s my fault-” You shook your head, “I’m so selfish. Now you can be with her, goodbye.” You pushed him out of the door and locked the door. You fell on your knees and cried with Jin disappointed by himself outside the door. 

Min Yoongi : 

You were known as Harley Quinn to your Joker which is Yoongi, both of you were the most feared yet popular mafia around the other mafias. You loved him so much so did he. 

But then, you were going to sent him the lunchbox you always give him. “Yoo-” You startled as you saw him leaning on another girl and making out, he mumbled something you couldn’t hear. You gasped and closed your mouth so you won’t get caught. You dropped the lunchbox as you walked outside the building. 

Yoongi did realize someone was watching him so he turned and saw your lunchbox, the one who you always gave him. He stroked his head, “shit! She saw me!” His secretary, Yoo Se-na, smirked at him, “well, she might broke up with you right now.” He slapped her, “you’re fired, bye whore.” He ran to you and saw you opening the door, “y/n!” He called you. You turned your head and gasped. As you hurried to open the door the key fell on the floor. 

He held your hand but you reject him. “Stop it, Min Yoongi. I’m done with you,” you said while crying. He hates to see you crying the most. And he knew it’s his fault and there’s no guarantee you’re staying with him. “Look, I won’t say we’re done. I want to explain for what happened and I need you to listen,” he begged, “please don’t do this to me.”

You glared at him, “but you did that to me, goodbye Min Yoongi.” 

“W-Wait! y/n, don’t-No, you can’t leave me, please?!” You drove your car away from the office leaving him frustrated. 

Jung Hoseok :

You waited for him until 2 a.m in the morning, you were very tired because your work as emergency unit doctor was very busy and a lot of people who got into a massive accident. But you wait for him. 

“Oh Lord, I want to sleep,” you frowned as you feel your head spinning. 

After you waited Hoseok, he came with strange aroma of perfume. You know this aroma because the club which you used to visit has a lot of sluts with this smell. You widened your eyes, “where were you?” He didn’t glance at you and avoid your gaze. “Jung Hoseok!” You raised your voice. 

“What?! I’m tired, can’t you see?” You scoffed as he answered like that. You pulled him and startled as you saw his lips full with lipstick. “C-can you explain that?” You asked. He turned his head, not answering you. You nodded your head and chuckled, “fine. I waited for you until this late yet I have a lot of patients tomorrow morning.” He stared at you, “I didn’t ask you to wait.” You widened you eyes. 

Hoseok was staring at you with no expression, so, this is it. You walked upstairs and packed your things ; clothes, makeups, pillows, etc. You left the things Hoseok bought for you, though. “Where are you going?” You didn’t answer yet keep walking passed through him. “I asked you.”

“None of your business “cause we’re over.” 

Park Jimin :

As the mafia gang leader, he owns a lot of stripped club yet he has a lot of whores waiting to get laid. You trust him. He has this kind of personalities that makes you melt just by seeing him grinned like a baby. 

He loves you, he is. But you came in the wrong time, really wrong. You walked to the club as usual and looking for Jimin, but he’s nowhere in your sight so you decided to sit on the bar. 

You scanned the bar and caught someone that really familiar for you. It’s Park Jimin. He was making out with one of his whores in front of the toilet. You widened your eyes and make a way to him. “Jimin?” You called. He pushed the girl and wiped his mouth, he stared at you in panicked. 

“What? Panic because you get caught?”

“No, I’m panic because you would be misunderstood.” You looked at him with blank expression, “I trusted you, Jimin,” you sighed. He feel disappointed at himself as he saw your sad face, he hates it the most. “No, I promise she was the one who suddenly pulled me,” he said while grabbing your arm. 

You smiled weakly at him, “is it wrong if I said I don’t trust you?”

“No, you have rights to feel that way but I don’t do anything. If I want us to break up I would tell you soon.”

“Can I be the one who tell you that?” The sound of music was getting louder as you said that. But he could read your mouth, he widened his eyes and shook his head furiously, “no, no.” You let go of his hands, “thank you for everything, Jimin. I’ll send your gifts later,” you smiled and went outside. He would went inside the office and tell his men to close the club early because he’s not having the mood. 

Both of you should enjoy the club like usual, with him guarding you or asking you a dance. But now, he has nothing because you left. And it means, he doesn’t have any purpose to work nor live again. 

Kim Taehyung : 

He told you that he worked with his partner which is a girl, you already know that she likes Taehyung a lot and a lot of people tell you how shitty she can be. You got worried but you trust him anyway. He promised, though. 

You walked around the warehouse because you’re one of the backups but you saw nothing. You walked inside and you saw Taehyung. With her. You were speechless and decided to coughed awkwardly, “sorry, interrupting your business?” You said. 

“y/n!” He called in panicked tone. 

“No. Pretend you don’t know me, pretend I’m one of your partner.”

“What do you mean?” He asked. 

“We’re done, now I’m one of your teammates.” 

Jeon Jungkook : 

It was a pure accident. 

You know that he has an ex-girlfriend in the same office like him and Namjoon tried his best to get the girl away from Jungkook because he’s when he said he would come home late. 

But, you went into a wrong time. You went inside and saw his ex pulling his hair while making out. Before you saw that he pushed her away, you slammed the door and ran from the building. “y/n!” He called and chased you, “wait, I didn’t kiss her!” He yelled. You didn’t want to here him and went inside the bus, “go!” You said. 

Jungkook stroked his head frustrated (damn, imagine him in suit doing frustrated face. He’s hot). “Damn it!” 

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7,320 words | NSFW | MMF 

Jaw-dropping and mouthwatering artwork by the phenomenal @prompto-loco

That word count is NOT a typo. I am filthy after this. 

Hope you brought your appetite. Wink.

Tagging some hungry people that I like:

@nifwrites @hypaalicious @itshaejinju @mistressoli

HEAVY NSFW below the cut. Bon appetit, bitches.

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