The long-standing question of why Builders League United were attacking Reliable Excavation Demolition when the names imply it would the other way around has finally been answered. After all, you cannot build if the land is already occupied.
“Also I’d like to point out that the shade of blue used in the uniforms suit me way better than the shade RED use, as for territory, I don’t really much care for that, what BLU owns has nice views so I’m not complaining.”
Only RED I know of who isn’t like the others so far is askpinkiepyro just hope the admin doesn’t find out we’re all buddy buddy.
Mod: Also Blue in general is my favorite colour sooooo yeah.
Well, okay then. BLUs, what would you say to some Mane 9 dakimakuras?
Scout: Pinkie’s cuddly enough on her own, I don’t need no pillow.
Soldier: Same. Plus, those weird pillows wouldn’t have that nice fresh muffin smell the real Derpy has.
Pyro: I like Trixie, but I’m straight, so… no. Now, if it were an Engie pillow…*grins*
Demoman: Me affections are towards Berry Punch, no’ Applejack.
Heavy: Heavy is gay. Heavy has no interested in female dakimakura. *thinks about it* Maybe one of Medic…
Engineer: *blushes at Pyro’s comments* Well… Ah’m gonna go with all the ones who’re happy with havin’ the real thing. Pyro’s cuddly enough as is.
Medic: Maybe a cut resistant one… Something I can safely work out my… ‘urges’ on…
Sniper: Don’t seem right to me. Plus… *blushes a little* …I’ve been thinking about courtin’ Dasher for real. Right now I’m just tryin’ to balance my need to go home with my growing affection for Dasher…
Spy: As ze others have said, I have ze real thing in Zecora, so I have no need for a pillow. Although Zecora’s image on it would make it a very sexy pillow.