bug nest

the ideal boyfriend

dark hair, perfect cheekbones, and black eyes. likes diplomacy, helping people, and alien cultures. the dawn herald of the oroboro nest. refers to himself as “we,” can see auras, writes memoirs, and hits people with a stick. hears the electrons sing, knows when the star-signs freeze, and loyal to his bug nest. truly the kindest soul the galaxy has ever known.

anonymous asked:

Could you do the tfp insecticons getting a new queen after all they've been through?( megatrons abuse, being forcibly controlled by airrachnid/ Their recent escape from the moon) so they don't trust anyone, but this new queen just blows them away and even gives them names and not just "drone"

You didn’t specify who the queen was so I took the liberty of choosing one :)

Soundwave’s Log



Location:??? Shadowzone

Attempt to open Groundbridge:Unsuccessful. Attempt to open Spacebridge: Unclear. Portal opened in Location: Unknown. Portal opened to Location: Unknown.

Lazerbeak: Recharging. Energon levels: Low.

Will now attempt other means of contact…


           Her studies were paying off, Franki decided as she hopped into bed. She was usually quick to absorb information, but botany turned out to be a struggle. Hailey was a patient teacher, however, and she was eventually introduced to the relationship between plants and insects. To say it was fascinating would be putting it dully. Frankie was captivated by the world of entomology. How could such tiny, short lived creatures be so utterly essential to life? To her bugs were the most interesting cog in the big science machine that was the universe. She giggled and tugged her pigtails out, untangling the knots before falling back onto her pillow. Yes, she was glad she stuck it out for botany.


           Heatwave couldn’t believe his optics. Honest-to-Primus could not believe them. It had to be a dream. Doc Green had not called at one in the morning because a portal spit up insecticons in Frankie’s bedroom. Frankie wasn’t cuddled up to giant metal bugs in a pillow nest. She was not naming them, for Primus’ sake!

           Heatwave’s obviously-dream-self reached through the window and tugged Frankie away, making the insecticons hiss.

           “Get away from them!” he shouted. “They’re dangerous!”


           “Unhand our queen!” The largest insecticon trembled as he stood, raising his pinchers. He was clearly unfit to fight, but more than willing. Heatwave sneered, daring the thing to come closer.

           Frankie wriggled out of his grip. “Stop it, both of you!” she snapped. She knelt and smoothed her hand over the insecticon’s helm. He leaned into her touch; Heatwave shuddered.

           “Heatwave, it’s okay. This is Katydid. He’s my new friend.”

           “Friend?” said Heatwave. “Frankie- those are insecticons! They’re dangerous. Now come with me before you get hurt.”

           With a low growl, Katydid moved to shield Frankie. She patted him and said, “I won’t get hurt, they like me. And they aren’t dangerous, either- they’re just scared… and hungry.” With that she gazed up at Heatwave, eyes wide and shiny, bottom lip poking out. The dreaded puppy dog pout.

           No. No way. They were already low on energon as it was. Now way in the pit were they going to waste any on vicious, savage-

           Frankie’s lip started to quiver.

           “Fine,” he grouched. “I’ll get them some energon. But they aren’t staying here!”

           The insecticons didn’t seem to hear that last part, cheering “energon!” and “all hail the queen!” as they buzzed and nuzzled Frankie happily.

anonymous asked:

10 and 11 with Catilin Snow please

10. “Stop being a baby.” + 11. “Sit still, would you?”

Originally posted by killervibedaily

Caitlin let out a big sigh. “Sit still, the more you squirm the harder this gets.”

You reached up to scratch your head but Caitlin swatted your hand away. “Ow,” you said, rubbing your hand.

“Don’t touch your head, I told you I have to collect samples of the creatures before I can cure you,” she said as she pulled on a new pair of gloves. 

Just your luck, you’d ventured to another world only to have some microscopic bug nest in your hair and decide to make itself at home. Thankfully Caitlin had promised to help. 

You took a deep breath then nodded. “Okay, go ahead,” you said and braced yourself. 

Caitlin rolled her eyes. Then she searched your scalp until she found a bug a decent size. She pulled it out with her tweezers and placed it in a petri dish. Then she pulled another one out, this time she killed it then placed it on a different petri dish. “All done,” she said as she pulled off her gloves.

You turned to her. “So what should I do about,” you said and pointed to your head. 

“Well on first glance they don’t seem much different than lice so just use whatever it is they use to kill lice. I should have some results in a couple days.” 


“Caitlin no!” You cried as she walked towards you with the shaver. 

She smiled sympathetically. “It’s the only way (y/n).”

You shook your head. “I’m not getting rid of my hair it took a long time to make it look this good.”

“If we don’t shave off all your hair and apply this special formula then those bugs from earth 2 aren’t going away.”

You sighed. “I wish I’d never gone in the first place.”

Caitlin approached you with the clippers. She touched your shoulder. “If it helps you’ll still look beautiful bald.”

You frowned. “Just do it. I can’t stand the thought of those bugs in my hair another minute.”

You closed your eyes and heard the clippers turn on. 

A few minutes later Caitlin was rubbing her special formula all over your head, gloves on of course. Then you rinsed it all off and poof earth two bugs goodbye.

As you finished getting dry you gave Caitlin a hug. “Thanks for helping me out Cait.”

Caitlin smiled. “It’s no problem, just next time you’re on a strange world maybe don’t have sex with the first person you meet.”

You smirked at her. “Jealous?”

Caitlin’s cheeks turned red. “What? No I-”

You laughed. “Just messing with you cait.”

look yall i lived with wasps IN MY HOUSE and ON MY FRONT PORCH and VERY CLOSE TO THINGS I WAS WEEDWHACKING all summer and we peacefully coexisted, follow the same rules u do for bees (whatever those are, obvs if ur allergic stay further away, dont swat at them, etc) and ur fine

Michelangelo is such an empath, and that must be so exhausting sometimes

To suck up your brothers’ negative emotions like a sponge and have literally nowhere to squeeze them out

Raph is angry again, which makes Leo tense, which makes Don frustrated

and all Mikey can do is joke and desperately attempt to diffuse the tension because he can’t stand another night by himself with all of these emotions that weren’t even his to begin with

Cause what his brothers don’t know is that once he’s done playing family therapist, those feelings don’t go anyway. They stay in his head and chew at him like little bugs and make nests and breed under that big stupid smile he’s always flashing


Peter jumps in and takes the hit for Kitty, then smooshes the space bug in a glorious coupling of Claremont’s classic power overexplaining and a truly marvelous sample of Colossus being endlessly forthright.

We’ll see in about a page, Xavier will change his mind and let Kitty stay on the team, but I’m going to talk about that part here more than there because I think it’s more relevant commentary. Even when I was little (though I couldn’t articulate it until much older), I appreciated that Kitty didn’t handle of all of this herself. This is basically her test, her trial by fire to her place on the X-Men, and she nearly didn’t make it. If it hadn’t been for Lockheed helping her in the fight, and if it hadn’t been for Peter coming in at the last second, Kitty would’ve died in those tunnels.

But it wasn’t her victory that was the point of it all (and to Xavier’s credit, he didn’t feel it was either). Kitty proved herself by what she DID do, not by what she failed to do. She noticed something was wrong, she took the initiative to check it out and maybe fix it, she kept in contact with Xavier rather than arrogant or petulant, she was smart and deductive, she was fast and calm, she adjusted in the face of the unexpected, and she never gave up.

And then Lockheed eats the entire space bug nest. Thousands of eggs. No, really.


ultimafangirl  asked:

Ah, can I request something where the guys find out that their s/o is uncomfortable with being randomly touched? Like, not really in any kind of nsfw sense. More like even something innocent like tapping them on the shoulder could cause them to freeze or flinch or something. (But they're fine if they know it's coming. It's the unexpected stuff that's the problem.)

Here you gooo, this took me a small while to complete ^^; it was super interesting to write though! Thank youuu for the request and enjoy!

~Mod Kaede

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ayakawa-miu  asked:

Hi~ :) i love your headcanons and i was wondering if you could do a headcanon for mc finding out she is pregnant with the OTBS guys and that she hides it until he finally notices it or she got put into the hospital for working too much. Somewhere along those lines, if you are okay with it. I mean its interesting how the OTBS guys reaction would be

Sure thing! <3 

Minato: You were looking a bit pale at the office, and everyone started to worry. Minato came over to your desk with some hot tea and ruffled up your hair. 
“You okay, dopey?” he asked, smiling. 
You nodded and returned the smile. Suddenly, your mind went blank, as the tea slipped out of your hands. 
“Where am I?” you asked, rubbing your eyes as you woke up. 
“The hospital. You overworked yourself.” Minato said, next to you. 
He was gently holding your hand and looked relieved you were okay. The doctor came in after another minute and beamed at you two. 
“There’s the happy couple! Congrats on the baby!” he said, patting Minato on the back. 
Minato’s gaze fell between you and the doctor, his eyes growing wider. 
“We’re having a baby..” he mumbled, still processing his thoughts. 
Minato looked into your eyes with pure joy and rubbed your stomach. 
“Let’s hope that our baby is less dopier than you.” he said, which resulted in a smack from you.

Kaoru: You were late every single day for the past 2 weeks, and looked really pale. Whenever Kaoru tried to offer you some food, you just had a disgusted face and denied it. Everyone noticed how you never even touched your food anymore, and it was worrying everyone. Especially Kaoru. 
“Hey, are you okay? Do you need some medicine?” Kaoru asked you. You didn’t even eat a bit of breakfast.
You had no time to respond, as you felt nausea again. You raced into the bathroom and made it just in time to grip the toilet bowl. Kaoru was by your side in a second, holding up your hair. 
After you were done, he helped you clean up and sat you down on the couch. 
“What’s going on?” he asked, his worry growing. 
“Nothing, it only happens in the morning.” you replied.
It was then when something clicked. Morning. Throwing up. Pregnant. 
”____. Are you.. pregnant?” he whispered. 
You meekly nodded, looking down at your feet. 
“Why didn’t you tell me?” Kaoru asked, with a warm smile. He hugged you gently and kissed your cheek. 

Shusei: These days, you always wore sweatshirts and baggy sweatpants. Shusei didn’t mind, but he noticed that you were always so tired. He didn’t want to bother you so he never pressed on you, until you were making ramen with peanut butter at 2 in the morning. 
”____, what are you doing? Can I have some?” Shusei asked, walking into the kitchen. 
You smiled at him and stirred your ramen. 
Once the two of you were eating the ramen, he asked you. 
“Okay, what’s going on?” he asked, putting down his chopsticks. 
You looked up at him and shrugged. 
“I don’t know what you’re talking about.” you replied, taking another bite of your ramen. 
“With this appetite, it’s almost as if you’re pregnant.” Shusei joked. 
You froze in your seat and looked up at your boyfriend. 
“You… know?” you asked. 
“Wait. You’re really pregnant?” he asked, surprised. 
You nodded shyly. Shusei’s eyes got wide and came over to hug you. 
“We’re going to have a 3rd player in our family.” he said, as you rolled your eyes. 

Chiaki: “You’re dipping a rice ball in ranch sauce?” Chiaki asked you, eyeing you weirdly. 
“Mhmm. It tastes great.” you said, stuffing your face.
“You’ve been eating a ton of ranch these days, right?” Chiaki asked, putting down his rice ball. 
You nodded, chewing your ranch coated rice ball. 
“But you hate ranch.” Chiaki said, smirking back in his chair. 
You froze and blinked at him. 
“I’m craving it these days.” you replied, shrugging it off. 
“They say that if a woman has random cravings, it’s a sign of pregnancy.” Chiaki said, trying to tease you. 
You choked on your food and started coughing. 
“How did you find out?!” you yelled, trying to breathe properly. 
“Huh? Really?!” Chiaki cried out, his smirk disappearing. 
“Yeah, Chiaki. You’re going to be a dad.” you whispered, looking into his face. 
“Are you sure I can do this?” Chiaki whispered after a short silence.
“I know you can.” you replied, hugging your boyfriend.

Akiyoshi: The moment you slipped out of consciousness, Akiyoshi protected you from hitting the ground. Akiyoshi never left your side until you woke up with a aching headache. 
“Hey, are you awake?” he asked, tucking your hair behind your ear. 
You nodded, stirring in your sleep. You felt at ease, before you realized you were at the hospital. Akiyoshi was going to know. The baby. 
You jolted up from your position and faced your confused boyfriend. 
“I have something I need to say.” you cried out. 
“It can wait, you need rest first.” he said, trying to take care of you. 
“No it can’t. You need to know.” you said, brushing his hand away. 
Before Akiyoshi could reply, the doctor came in and explained. Everything. 
Akiyoshi was speechless with his mouth wide open. 
“Close your mouth, bugs will nest there.” you muttered. 
Akiyoshi quickly glanced at you and his eyes immediately softened. 
“Thank you so much. Thank you for making me a father, _____.” he said, hugging you gently. 
For the entire time you were at the hospital, he wouldn’t stop talking about the preparations for the baby and what food you should be eating. Your heart warmed at your boyfriend’s concern and care. 

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