bug in hair

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😪💕💗💕💗💕💗💖

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((Trying something very out of my usual comfort zone, and forgot some details about the tattoos, but first try at a male Sirius))

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Zazzle.com is having a sale today (May 3, 2017) on fridge magnets so I “designed” 8 of them in an hour.

Use coupon code ZAZZMAYFIFTY if you want to magically transform your fridge into a fancy art gallery.

Wow how this magnut stick on fridg??

Ask your dad for a horse

This is the food jail

Now that’s what I call a cool lizard

What’s up with bugs?

B-( Cool but sad

Please don’t teach my cat to smoke

Chest hair is the best hair

anonymous asked:

bts on valentines day pls!

Jin

  • get ready for an action packed day
  • u wake up to the delicious smell of food
  • he surprises u with breakfast in bed
  • the fluffiest pancakes you’ve ever tasted in ur life
  • he takes u to a scenic camping spot
  • or the beach
  • or an amusement park where he’s determined to win every plushie for u
  • or all those places in one day
  • just wants to spend the whole day laughing and making memories with u
  • lots of cute couple selcas

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Yoongi

  • despite his usual laziness i think he’d really wanna go out and try something new with u
  • takes u to the park and rents out one of those couple bicycles with two seats
  • and u both fumble trying to figure out how it works 
  • but it’s hilarious to u and the onlookers
  • u end up yelling at him bc ur doing all the peddling and his lazy ass is just enjoying the ride
  • after ur both exhausted he sets up a cute lil picnic next to the lake
  • occasionally asks u to open ur mouth so he can feed u
  • lots of kisses and cuddles when u get home

Hoseok

  • to him, there shouldnt be just one day dedicated to showing his love for u
  • he does that every day
  • something chill but still fun
  • like going to movies
  • and watching a comedy that you’ve wanted to see for a long time
  • then taking u on a walk in the park while the sun sets
  • then out of nowhere he stops u and covers ur eyes with his hands
  • “hobi what are u doing i swear if u put a bug in my hair”
  • “shhhh it’s a suprise”
  • and u feel a necklace being slipped on
  • a simple yet pretty golden one
  • that has his initials and yours carved in the heart shaped locket

Namjoon

  • this boy would have been counting down the days 
  • and freaking out because he wants to make it a memorable day for u
  • puts a lot of effort into it
  • asks seokjin to come over and help him cook ur favorite dish while you’re out
  • and with his hyung’s guidance, he manages to not only avoid burning down the house 
  • but also whip up something really delicious
  • sets the mood with candles 
  • puts on too much cologne by accident
  • and when u walk in ur shocked and flattered
  • u both u enjoy an intimate romantic dinner together

Jimin

  • invites u to the dorm
  • when u get there it’s empty and all the lights are off
  • expect for one room
  • his room
  • a trail of rose petals leads to it
  • you go in
  • and there he is
  • on the bed
  • naked
  • in all his glory
  • except for a pair red boxers that are way too small
  • whipped cream on his tiddies
  • and a bowl melted chocolate in front of him
  • “happy valentine’s day jagi ;)))”

Taehyung

  • i’m 100% sure that this boy will forget about valentines day at one point in ur relationship 
  • partly bc he’s so busy but also because capricorns aren’t into all the cheesy romance 
  • but when he does remember 
  • he spoils u
  • takes u out to the fanciest restaurant in town 
  • where an appetizer costs more than u make in a month 
  • “tae u really don’t have to”
  • “jagi i want to”
  • the whole night he’s looking at u with the biggest smile
  • and listening to every word u say intently
  • gives u his undivided attention 
  • holds ur hand from across the table
  • don’t u dare argue over that bill he will pay everything

Jungkook

  • virgos aren’t the best at showing affection and are sometimes reserved 
  • but gosh darn it on valentine’s day he will try his best
  • asks his hyungs for advice
  • probably hasn’t had much experience with this so he takes a simple route
  • shows up to ur doorstep in that outfit he knows u like
  • with a bouquet of roses, ur favorite snacks, and a shy grin
  • he’d be so timid
  • scratching the back of his neck and glancing up at u from under his lashes
  • u two spend the rest of the night watching netflix in each other’s arms 
  • and sharing a box of chocolates
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I made some Gem redesigns! Iโ€™m planning to do some of the homeworld gems next.ย 

My main motivator for these redesigns was the fact that Iโ€™m super disappointed that all the gems look so plainโ€ฆ(like for example I was really hoping Sapphire wasnโ€™t going to have legs or that Peridot actually had cool floaty fingers) and Iโ€™ve seen some really neat monster-esc designs for them!

I wanted to do my own little spin on making the gems a bit less human while also adding in a few things that I thought Iโ€™d like to add/change (like their colours and Garnets hair most of all lol)ย 

@stevenuniverseredesigns

Some explanation for each of them under the cut!

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โ€œHey, Lance, you have a visual on Keith?โ€ Pidge asked.

Lance peered through the scope on his sniper rifle, the technology zeroing in on Keith despite being forty feet up an alien tree. Through the dense canopy, he could see the red armor dart in between the sentries posted, dispatching them quickly with little to-do.

He tore off his helmet; sweat matting his black hair to his forehead and neck. Shaking his head, with the help of the scope, he could see every drop of sweat that was flung off of him. Setting his helmet down he took a leather-like strip he got from a planet from a hidden compartment in his armor to tie his hair up, a stumpy little ponytail in the back of his head.

He cleared his throat. โ€œUh, ye-yeah, I got a visual.โ€

โ€œYou okay there, buddy?โ€

โ€œYeah, Iโ€™m fine, Hunk. Just need some water. This is a very humid planet. Just stay on standby until we need ya.โ€

โ€œWell, it should be relatively low populated. Whoever was here before must have either gone underground or escaped when the Galra arrived.โ€ Pidge intoned, sounding just like a nature documentary voice over. When he said so he could hear her eye roll over the comms. โ€œReally?โ€

โ€œWell, Iโ€™m not calling it your hacker voice.โ€

โ€œUuuggghhhhhh. Shut uuuppp!โ€

โ€œGuys,โ€ the voice of reason sighed.

โ€œSorry, Shiro,โ€ they chorused.

Lance cleared his throat again. โ€œWell, it doesnโ€™t seem like thereโ€™s anyone here but me and Keith. And a few sentries but theyโ€™re dead now.โ€

โ€œHmm, okay, just be careful, you too Keith, okay? The scans said the place was abandoned but you canโ€™t be too sure.โ€

โ€œUh, yeah, he canโ€™t hear you, he took his helmet off.โ€

โ€Goddamnit Keith.โ€

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As part of my ever expanding “Smol Oswalds and Smol Eds” collection, I ordered bits from a custom minifigs site and made Lego Nygmobblepot.

They have changeable expressions.

@i-fucking-know-where-i-came-from tagged me to show my face^ ^ thank you love~~♡

I’m currently deathly ill (as if you couldn’t already tell) so apologies for looking like absolutely rubbish but at least my brows are decent hah

@shadowkoda @comattoze @skylas-cry @honeycombfairy are who I’m tagging because I adore their faces as much as I adore their blogs ✌🏻😄💖