Soft Cult Mix
A 30min Joseph Christiansen playlist for 
those who got their heart busted up by him. 

Song list;
🌸 Island In The Sun ~ Weezer
🌸 Brandy (You’re A Fine Girl) ~ Looking Glass
🌸 Spooky ~ Dusty Springfield
🌸 Underneath It All ~ No Doubt
🌸 Evil ~ Interpol
🌸 Creep ~ Radiohead
🌸 Ex-Girlfriend ~ No Doubt
🌸 Margaritaville ~ Jimmy Buffett

tw - the interpol song video shows a fake car accident/blood. 


playing Dream Daddy like


Jimmy Buffett brings all fandoms together and all individuals apart

Take it back by Jimmy Buffett, Nautical Wheelers by Jimmy Buffett, Jolly Mon Sing by Jimmy Buffett, Steamer by Jimmy Buffett, Treat her like a lady by Jimmy Buffet, Manana by Jimmy Buffet, When Salome plays the drum by James Buffet, Havana daydreamin’ by Jimmy Buffet.

Justin Becomes the Monster He Fears So Much
Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy
Justin Becomes the Monster He Fears So Much

a very good bit from MBMBAM episode 220


Justin: Beach tee shirts relax me now!

Griffin: We’re-

Justin: I don’t know what it is, I-

Griffin: We’re killing fashion, one shirt at a time. Take that.

Justin: I will, I - so, so sue me! It’s October in West Virginia, I’d like to live on island time for a day.

Griffin: You…

Justin: Cut me some slack.

Griffin: I have Spotify, open right now on my computer. Do you want me to blast you? [holding back laughter] Do you want me to put you on blast? ‘Cause I’ve got your history right here in the sidebar:

[Growing increasingly angry]

“Take It Back” by Jimmy Buffett,

“Nautical Wheelers” by Jimmy Buffett,

“Jolly Mon Sing” by Jimmy Buffett,

[Justin holding back laughter as Griffin continues]

“Steamer” by Jimmy Buffett!

“Treat Her Like a Lady” by Jimmy Buffett!

“Manana” by Jimmy Buffett!

“When Salome Plays the Drum” by James Buffett,

“Havana Daydreaming” [sic] by Jimmy Buffett. What the fuck happened to you?!

[Justin and Travis losing their shit]

Justin: I had a case of the Mondays!

Griffin: Are you haunted? Are you FUCKING POSSESSED? You used to be my BROTHER!

Justin: [holding back laughter] I had a case of the Mondays! I had those old Monday blues, and I was just trying to chase ‘em away!

Travis: I just want to remind people of the concept of the show, is that Justin makes up one third of the team, that feels qualified to tell other people how to live their lives-

Griffin: How to do fuck all!

[beat, quiet laughter and indiscernible chatter]

Griffin: [completely calm] You guys want a Ya- do you guys want a Yahoo?

Justin: [meekly] Sure.

Joseph Christiansen Secret/Cult Ending Manuscript

I went digging through the Level 18 gibberish and sorted out all the dialogue into a manageable manuscript if anyone is interested in reading this secret wild ride. None of the dialogue is labeled so I did my best to interpret who was saying what so any mistakes are my bad. It took a few hours to put together but I felt like some people would like more than just a summary so here is the full text:

MC will be short for Main Character or your player.

** edit 07/26/17: minor text fixes, better formatting, the insertion of more images (courtesy of purpledragon42) , and insert of a working readmore **

Level 18- Joseph Bad Ending or True Ending ( Who knows? )

This appears to take place after MC and Joseph Christiansen engage in sex in the yacht, except you don’t wake up to what you expect. This takes place in Cult_Dungeon1.

(Photo Credits: Game Grumps)

START: You’re A Monster


Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn. What time is it? Must have been asleep for ages. I wonder what will happen now that Mary is gone? What about Joseph’s kids? And how will Amanda feel about all this? That’s what matters… . Well, we all have each other. I guess time will tell, right? Better get up and greet the day.

Am I tied up?! What the hell?! How did I get here? What’s going on?! Joseph? Anybody?

You’re probably just dreaming. Why would there be a… Don’t panic… . a dungeon. An evil dungeon. Why would there be an evil dungeon here? This can’t be real. Maybe I had too much Twilight Rouge. I’m dreaming, or something.


Oh, I guarantee this is real.

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Bill and Melinda Gates make the case for investment in global development and vaccines
Bill and Melinda Gates released their traditional annual public letter, styled as a report to Warren Buffett.
By Melvin Sanicas

Bill and Melinda Gates released their annual letter, styled as a report to Warren Buffett on his investment of over $30 billion in their work. Bill and Melinda emphasize the value of global development and stress the importance of vaccines — which they call one of the best deals in global health.

I want to be wealthy. Why isn’t it happening?

The Basics:
• You’ve understood the Law of Attraction (or, you’ve got bills to pay!) and you want money. 
• When you think of wealth, it means money, a house and a car. Holidays too. 
• You may even be visualizing yourself as rich. 

The Problem:
• You’re not getting any richer. 
• You feel like using your imagination or visualizing is just “pretending”.

What you need to digest:
• Wealth does not directly mean money. Wealth is not having “alot of money” in the bank, or the house you want to live in. Become aware of the truth that wealth is having a definite, set amount of money, opportunity, options and an awareness that you can create any circumstance you want. 
• The portion of life you’re currently experiencing is not “life” or “reality” as you’re used to believing it is. It is simply the result of how you used to think. It is simply a portion of life. It’s simply an experience. Bill Gates is also experiencing a portion of life. The underlying difference is the experience. And that can be changed easily.
• All that comes to you is as a result of who you think you are.

Who do you think you are?

•Are you the story you’ve told yourself? Are you your past? Are you your bank balance? Whatever you think you are, whatever ideas you have about yourself, are determining your life right this minute. 

The Solutions:
• Feel wealthy. Your feelings are personal, intimate and they never lie. 
• Think yourself to be a millionaire, or financially independent, or earning X amount of money each month. 

Thinking what you want to think is free, but hard to do. 

•Become genuinely hungry about change. Desire to transform yourself first - and outer circumstance later. Believe you were born to life live on your own terms. Have an iron will. (Fake it, it will harden into fact soon enough). Believe in your own ability to achieve whatsoever you desire. Believe in your ability more than your education, contacts, and even actions. 

Do this for 30 days and you will not recognize yourself at the end. 


I saw this audio post floating round of taako getting absolutely put on blast for his addiction to jimmy buffett so I made an animatic

justaddcoffeetome  asked:

Sam, I learned tonight that Warren Buffet plays the ukulele, and I felt like you were the kind of person that should know that, if you didn't already. Also, thank you for sharing about how net worth is valuated - that was surprisingly relevant to my current work life and gave me something to talk about with my finance department :D.


Look at this oldmanchild playing his ukulele with the coke-bottle sound hole. 


He lives on coca-cola, Utz potato sticks, and ice cream, because he looked at the actuarial tables and found that six-year-olds have the lowest mortality rate. Also his son Howard is a farmer. Just a straight-up gentleman farmer. Warren’s like “Well yes I hope Howard will take over as chair of Berkshire Hathaway when I die but let’s be clear he’ll be a figurehead because he’s a farmer, not a financial genius, so he’ll be like, the moral compass of the company.” 

This is why I, myself, am the Warren Buffett fandom, a fandom of one. (Unless you count a lot of gross investment advisors which I don’t because they’re not really in the Warren Buffett fandom, they’re in the money fandom, he’s just a BNF in the money fandom.)