buffet card

au where junkrat and roadhog are just identity thieves, going on a world tour and hitting up buffets with stolen credit cards, buying fancy clothes and jewels, sneaking on and off cruise ships and first class train cars, roaring down the autobahn on hog’s monster bike


Scoob, buddy ! Where ya been ? I was looking all over for you ! It’s, like, time for dinner, Scoob ! Aren’t you hungry ? ” A thumb gestured behind him to the makeshift buffet on an unsteady card table. I got it all ready for us, bud ! All that’s missing is two hungry dudes ! ”