so all goalies are weird, and most goalies are aliens of some kind, but there is another subset of goalies i’ve discovered: angry goalies. you all know the type. most goalies will just sigh, or only get angry when provoked by a shitty defense, but angry goalies are angry all the time.
examples of angry goalies:
these are the ones that i know are angry goalies; please let me know if your goalie is also angry and should belong on this list
hockey player: well ya'know, i'a think that the salad is a good choice and uh I think that the chef has just gotta make a real good effort and uh I uh trust the famer, he’s been doin’ a fine job growing the lettuce ya know he’s got a real good thing goin,he really cares and I uh just gotta do my part and uh finish that salad.