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I can’t believe how beautiful and buff Vanasha is

apologies for lack of art, so SO busy.. making said art LOL, hang tight ;u;

today in gaming

what I’ve learned so far playing FFXV:

Noctis: demisexual introvert, prefers animals to people, babytalks a stray cat he goes out of his way to feed but turns into Sullen Emo Child when forced to interact with adult humans. lowkey aware that Dino is hitting on him but has a -103 buff on flirting and a -50 buff on having his shit together in general. was probably Squall Leonhart in a former life, but has Rinoa’s dog. gay.

Prompto: confused bisexual puppy, why is everyone so pretty he cannot handle??? consistently distracted in battle because Gladio refuses to wear people shirts. will develop a crush on anyone if they stand still long enough. a Tidus/Zidane hybrid minus the tail and daddy issues. smol.

Ignis: highkey a Tired Gay, has no fucks left to give. why are his friends like this. runs on a potent mixture of snark, caffeine and exasperation. daydreams about putting Prompto in a child safety harness. talk shit get hit. doesn’t mind a few dings in his car, but touch his music presets and you’re a dead man. looks like Balthier, acts like Auron.

Gladio: aggressively pansexual but chivalrous as fuck. dedicated InstaGay. secret romance addict. instigator of bad puns, terrible car games and poor decisions made under the influence of alcohol. looks like Auron, acts like Balthier, and probably fucks like the Iron Bull minus the horns.     

Conclusion: this game is ridiculous garbage, and I love it.     

I don’t mean to sound like one of those annoying crit blogs but Star VS The Forces of Evil tackles a lot of the same issues Steven Universe does, and seems to do it a lot better. I’m not saying Steven Universe doesn’t do a good job or anything, but Star VS TFOE handles everything a lot better, the flow is just a lot cleaner and everything fits so well, but it’s not too preachy about it, like it’s trying to say “Look at me I’m progressive” it’s just doing what it’s doing and it fits a lot better into the story and the world. It’s not subtle though, they say it like it is. I feel like it really doesn’t get as much attention as it deserves for doing such a good job, but Steven Universe is kinda placed on a pedestal for it’s LGBT+ representation (Which is very good!!) even though it’s lacking in some other areas. Star VS TFOE handles things like war, massacre/genocide, and prejudice, a lot better than Steven Universe in terms of both story and as social issues. 

anonymous asked:

Just imagine Jon being evil and protective over Damian. Both Batman & Superman trying to get back their sons, and Jon just harshly rejects their help, stating that they are unable to protect Damian. Bonus points if Damian was unconscious in that tube thing with Manchester Black. Just imagine Jon being being possessive over Damian sleeping form.

Right?! Like I would have almost loved if Black Dawn took a turn like that. Where instead of being tortured into the brainwashing, he just gets in the brainwashing and Jon figures out his own weird set of morals and realizes that it’s not just that Superman is bad at his gig - all adult heroes are. They can’t protect anyone, they can’t protect children. So he gathers up Kathy and hides her safely behind Damian’s tube thing, meanwhile fighting the dads in front of Damian’s tube thing, screaming that they can’t get near him, they aren’t allowed, because he will not let Batman or his own dad get Damian hurt again, for as long as he lives. 

And Damian doesn’t wake up until way later, after Jon has spirited him and Kathy away into hiding away from everyone, and will not let another human being near any of them. Damian and Kathy are his now. His family. His to protect. His to love. And he will fight and maybe kill anyone who tries to get near them if he has to.

haha honestly, I’ve been trying to think up a story/scenario to write a fic about, where Jon is still evil/’Superboy Black’ and takes Damian/can only be stopped by Damian OR where they’re super-villain husbands where Jon is Superboy Black and Damian is (reluctantly, maybe due to Jon (ie would be evil to stay with his beloved), or by his own choice) the next Demon Head/Ra’s al Ghul (not mindwashed, he is still himself) and basically their families and the whole world is fucccccccccked.

But. I haven’t thought up a story yet, so it hasn’t happened haha.