buddy christ

The Signs As Curse Words/Phrases
  • Aries: fucking hell
  • Taurus: ah shit
  • Gemini: asshole
  • Cancer: god-fucking-damn it
  • Leo: asstastic
  • Virgo: oh crap
  • Libra: damn it
  • Scorpio: fuck it all
  • Sagittarius: go to hell
  • Capricorn: fuck you buddy
  • Aquarius: jesus fucking christ
  • Pisces: oh gosh darn it
Petition to stop cis people:

I walk into a restaurant with a friend and this girl that knows my gf from her school from the next town over comes up to me and is like “heyyyyyy!”

and im like oh hey (because I vagually remember her)

and she looks at me and is like “oh my god your voice is so much deeper than the last time i talked to you” and then she says “wow youve even got a little stubble going on!” and then TOUCHES MY FACE. 

I WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE I HAVE TALKED THIS GIRL MAYBE ONCE IN MY LIFE. MY FACE WAS SO RED.. I DONT EVEN KNOW HER NAME

Its okay when my close friends and family members who have known me my whole life mention stuff like that, or my local trans boy friends™ because thats just buddies bein buddies but jesus christ

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ANd all the times that the cis are like “woW yoUR VOICE IS SO MUCH DEEPER AND YOU LOOK SO MUCH MORE MASCULINE I WOULD HAVE NEVER GUESS YOU ARE FTM TRANSGENDER TRANSSEXUAL LGBT FEMALE TO MALE NOT CIS. DONT WORRY I SUPPORT YOU. YOU ARE SAFE WITH ME. “ 

why do they think this okay leave me alone.  quit outing me to everyone. im stealth most places