zodiac stereotypes for amateurs
  • aries:those hardcore personal fitness trainers on TV who need to calm the fuck down.
  • taurus:loyal and sensitive but REALLY REALLY STUBBORN...blah blah blah also FOOD.
  • gemini:busy, social, intelligent...would be completely perfect if they weren't so shallow.
  • cancer:eats nutella straight from the jar as they watch the notebook and cry.
  • leo:*beyonce voice* i'mma a diva, i'mma i'mma a diva, i'mma i'mma a diva, i'mma i'mma a diva
  • virgo:a weird combination of perfectionism, pretentious douchebaggery and indie music.
  • libra:boring. perfect in every way. let's face it perfection is boring.
  • scorpio:fuckin intense motherfuckers who everyone wants to fuck, angry sex addicts who daydream about murder while secretly being massive dorks at the same time.
  • sagittarius:those ppl who write sad poetry and title it "3am ramblings" and edit love quotes over scenery and have random philosophical outbursts about cheese.
  • capricorn:devoid of all emotions except for self-pity and GREED.
  • aquarius:sociology majors with no souls.
  • pisces:little fishies in teh sea who never harm a soul and are nice 2 everyone but always get fished out and eaten in the end.