buckets of water

Random Witchy Story Time

A few years ago I was at a museum that had some old grimoires and alchemy books on display and translations to the pages posted by them. My favorite grimoire page was a spell for rain where the person would go outside with a bucket of water and pour it onto the ground, then proceed to pretty much yell at the clouds about ‘see its not hard!’. To date that is my favorite rain spell I have ever seen.

Don’t let tumblr make you think it’s okay to
  • Lose the newborn antichrist 
  • Spend 11 years mentoring the wrong child with your supposed enemy 
  • Hypnotize a Satanic Nun
  • Turn fake guns into real guns
  • Sit moping about organizing your Soul music CDs while you wait for Hell to come beat your ass
  • Drop a bucket of holy water on a Satanic Duke
  • Drive across the M25 while your car is on fire
  • Stand around being useless while the antichrist saves the world

Tukad Unda Dam - Bali, Indonesia 

Located on one of Bali’s major rivers, the Tukad Unda Dam is a great place to meet the Balinese locals. Families from nearby towns and villages come to the river to bathe and wash their clothes. The children also enjoying playing and having water fights in the dam. Considered one of the most picturesque locations in Bali, the dams cascades also provide a great setting for photography.

[KOR/ENG LYRICS] 고민보다 Go (Rather Than Worrying, Go) by BTS

Korean

DOLLAR DOLLAR
하루아침에 전부 탕진
달려 달려 내가 벌어 내가 사치
달려 달려 달려 달려
달려 달려

난 원해 cruisin’ on the bay
원해 cruisin’ like NEMO
돈은 없지만 떠나고 싶어 멀리로
난 돈은 없지만서도 풀고 싶어 피로
돈 없지만 먹고 싶어 오노 지로

열일 해서 번 나의 pay
전부 다 내 배에
티끌 모아 티끌 탕진잼 다 지불해
내버려둬 과소비 해버려도
내일 아침 내가 미친놈처럼
내 적금을 깨버려도

WOO 내일은 없어
내 미랜 벌써 저당 잡혔어
WOO 내 돈을 더 써
친구들 wussup
Do you want some?

DOLLAR DOLLAR
하루아침에 전부 탕진
달려 달려 man i spend it like some party
DOLLAR DOLLAR
쥐구멍 볕들 때까지
해가 뜰 때까지

YOLO YOLO YOLO YO
YOLO YOLO YO
탕진잼 탕진잼 탕진잼
YOLO YOLO YOLO YO
Where my money yah
탕진잼 탕진잼 탕진잼
YOLO YOLO YOLO YO
YOLO YOLO YO
탕진잼 탕진잼 탕진잼
YOLO YOLO YOLO YO
Where the party yah
탕진잼 탕진잼 탕진잼

Where my money yah?
Where the party yah?
내 일주일 월화수목 금금금금
내 통장은 yah
밑 빠진 독이야
난 매일같이 물 붓는 중

차라리 걍 깨버려
걱정만 하기엔 우린 꽤 젊어
오늘만은 고민보단 Go해버려
쫄면서 아끼다간 똥이 돼버려
문대버려

DOLLAR DOLLAR
하루아침에 전부 탕진
달려 달려 man i spend it like some party
DOLLAR DOLLAR
쥐구멍 볕들 때까지
해가 뜰 때까지

YOLO YOLO YOLO YO
YOLO YOLO YO
탕진잼 탕진잼 탕진잼
YOLO YOLO YOLO YO
Where my money yah
탕진잼 탕진잼 탕진잼
YOLO YOLO YOLO YO
YOLO YOLO YO
탕진잼 탕진잼 탕진잼
YOLO YOLO YOLO YO
Where the party yah
탕진잼 탕진잼 탕진잼

고민보다 Go
고민보다 Go
고민보다 Go Go (Everybody!)
고민보다 Go
고민보다 Go
고민보다 Go Go (Everybody!)

고민보다 Go
고민보다 Go
고민보다 Go Go (Everybody!)
고민보다 Go
고민보다 Go
고민보다 Go Go (Everybody!)

고민보다 Go
고민보다 Go
고민보다 Go Go (Everybody!)
고민보다 Go
고민보다 Go
고민보다 Go Go (Everybody!)

English

DOLLAR DOLLAR
Use it all up in a single morning
Run run I earn I’m (the symbol of) luxury
Run run run run
Run run

I want it cruisin’ on the bay
Want it cruisin’ like NEMO
Don’t have money but want to leave, far away
I don’t have money but I want to get rid of the stress
Don’t have money but want to eat Ono Jiro*

My pay that I earned with backbreaking work
All of it in my stomach
A penny earned is a penny, fun squandering, pay for it all
Leave it, even if you spend too much
Even if tomorrow morning like a crazy guy
I break out my savings

Woo There’s no tomorrow
My future’s already (locked down by) a mortgage loan
Woo use more of my money
Wassup friends
Do you want some?

DOLLAR DOLLAR
Use it all up in a single morning
Run run man I spend it like some party
DOLLAR DOLLAR
Until the mouse hole is sunlit**
Until the sun comes up

YOLO YOLO YOLO YO
YOLO YOLO YO
Squandering fun, squandering fun, squandering fun
YOLO YOLO YOLO YO
Where my money yah
Squandering fun, squandering fun, squandering fun
YOLO YOLO YOLO YO
YOLO YOLO YO
Squandering fun, squandering fun, squandering fun
YOLO YOLO YOLO YO
Where the party yah
Squandering fun, squandering fun, squandering fun

Where my money yah?
Where the party yah?
My week, Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Friday Friday Friday
My bank account is yah
A bucket with no bottom
I’m pouring water into it every day

Just break it instead
We’re rather young to be worrying all day
Today instead of worrying just go
If you scrimp, too scared to spend, it’ll just become shit
Just rub it right off

DOLLAR DOLLAR
Use it all up in a single morning
Run run man I spend it like some party
DOLLAR DOLLAR
Until the mouse hole is sunlit
Until the sun comes up

YOLO YOLO YOLO YO
YOLO YOLO YO
Squandering fun, squandering fun, squandering fun
YOLO YOLO YOLO YO
Where my money yah
Squandering fun, squandering fun, squandering fun
YOLO YOLO YOLO YO
YOLO YOLO YO
Squandering fun, squandering fun, squandering fun
YOLO YOLO YOLO YO
Where the party yah
Squandering fun, squandering fun, squandering fun

Instead of worrying Go
Instead of worrying Go
Instead of worrying Go Go (Everybody!)
Instead of worrying Go
Instead of worrying Go
Instead of worrying Go Go (Everybody!)

Instead of worrying Go
Instead of worrying Go
Instead of worrying Go Go (Everybody!)
Instead of worrying Go
Instead of worrying Go
Instead of worrying Go Go (Everybody!)

Instead of worrying Go
Instead of worrying Go
Instead of worrying Go Go (Everybody!)
Instead of worrying Go
Instead of worrying Go
Instead of worrying Go Go (Everybody!)

(T/N: * Ono Jiro is a famous Japanese sushi chef with a three-Michelin-starred restaurant, often regarded as one of the greatest sushi chefs alive.
T/N: ** There is Korean saying: “Even the mouse hole will one day be sunlit”, which is the equivalent of “Every cloud has a silver lining”.)

Trans cr; Yein @ bts-trans
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7 simple water spells that use 2 ingredients or fewer

Not everyone has the time or money for a busy, involved spell. It takes practice, a quiet place to sit down, and often a lot of meditation or introspection before you can create a really POWERFUL spell. However, sometimes what you need isn’t power, but speed - these spells answer just that need combining water and no more than TWO other ingredients to create useful, flexible spells. They’re not the most powerful bits of magick you can perform, but they work fast, they don’t need a protective circle to cast them, and they can be re-performed easily and with almost no ingredient costs! 


  1. Fill a glass with water, and invoke the healing elements of Water and Earth. Pour healing energies into the water, and add a sprinkle of salt to cleanse out impure energy. Drink this water in one go for a fast and easy noticeable healing spell. Please note, however, that it is not a super-powerful spell! If you really need healing, perform a proper, strong spell after going to a doctor

  2. Dip your finger into a glass of saturated salty water, and use the water to draw a pentacle upon your table or altar. When the water evaporates it will leave the salt behind, creating a perfect salt pentacle perfect for keeping your altar free of harmful energies. This also means that it can be washed off in seconds with a damp paper towel or wash-cloth, making it easy to clean up and easy to dispose of in an instant if you are a secret or hidden Witch in an unfriendly environment.

  3. Mix sugar and a spice, such as vanilla* or cinnamon, into water and bless it under moonlight. Dedicate it to the moon and to the cycles of nature. Then, before the sun rises, pour the water out over any plants in your garden that need a little extra help staying healthy and strong. 

    *Please only use vanilla extract, vanilla paste, or vanilla bean for this! Vanilla essence is NOT real vanilla, and has never seen the inside of any herbs at all. Vanilla essence is a chemical called vanillin, which was created synthetically in a factory - it is NOT a real herb!

  4. Add rosemary and sage to a jug of cool water, and leave it to sit in the fridge for three days. Take the jug out and dip a paintbrush into this water, and then paint the potion upon the top of any doors in your house that face the outside. This will prevent negative spirits from entering your dwelling, and will help prevent you bringing stress in from the outside world with you too!

  5. Add together 3 parts dried rosemary (or 5 parts fresh), 6 parts water (8 if using fresh herb) and 2 parts salt, boil together in a pan for at least 10 minutes, then leave this to sit in a cool place away from as much sunlight as possible. Leave this potion to sit and infuse for at least 2 weeks, and then during your showers measure out about a quarter-cup (~60ml) of the potion. Apply this to your scalp and hair, massaging vigorously, and then after at least 1 minute of leaving it in wash it out with shampoo and water. This potion is extremely nourishing for the hair, and will help your hair stay stronger for longer. Soak your hands and feet in it for 10 minutes twice-daily as a nail strengthener, too! Keep refrigerated when not in use!

  6. Under a full moon, step out into nature and bless a bucket of water. Add a handful of salt, and command the salt to dispel all impurities and harmful energies in the water, and then use whatever incantation or wording you choose to tell the water that anything washed within it will be cleansed of foul energies and made new again. Then use the water to wash down any items in your house that might have negative energies attached; for example a necklace that was given to you by an abusive ex; a favourite toy from your childhood before you moved away and couldn’t play with it anymore; or perhaps a ritual tool that has not been cleansed in a long time and has energies built up inside it. This water will remove all the bad energies, and leave the good ones, allowing you to make the object’s energy “new” again and remove bad associations. 

  7. Fill a glass of water and dip your thumb into it, before pushing your Will into the water to infuse it with creativity, confidence, and innovation. Drink this water, or give it to someone you think needs it, and for a little while it will infuse them all the tools they need to be strong, confident, assertive and make their points well. Drink it before anything that requires these skills, such as a job interview, a presentation for school, or before asking your crush out on a date. It will fill you with confidence and help you get the job done right!


I hope this helps a lot of Witches who might be busy or secret or poor or forgetful, or maybe all of them together! Good luck my wonderful Witches, and may the Goddess bless you all!

– Juniper Wildwalk

Friends who get into trouble sentence starters
  • “I called someone to bail us out last time. It’s your turn.”
  • “We probably shouldn’t do this.”
  • “See you say it’ll be fine? But, something tells me it won’t be.”
  • “Okay, but they are gonna be so pissed when they see what we did to this place.”
  • “We probably shouldn’t have tried to surf on the mattress down the stairs..”
  • “I can’t believe we just prank called him/her. What are we like twelve?”
  • “Let’s just tell them that the dog did it.”
  • “I’m picking the lock. But, I just realized that I’m not a detective and this is a hair pin I found in my glovebox.”
  • “Do you think that alarm means that we’re caught?”
  • “I’ll fill the bucket with water and you distract him/her while I dump it on their head.”
  • “This is exactly what we need–a  night out. Let’s go crazy!!”
  • “Honestly, I think the car looks better after we crashed it.”
  • “I rang this guy/girls doorbell and ran away really fast??? And they found me.”
  • “Why is there a giant teddy bear wearing lingerie in my bath tub?”
  • “Oh my god, why is there an unconscious man/woman on the floor?!”
  • “We were supposed to be cooking. But, it looks like a murder occurred in here.”
  • “We broke the window. I think someone is going to notice.”
  • “I can’t believe we’re trying to climb through a window to get back a pair of your panties/underwear.”
  • “Shh, they’ll hear us. This is a terrible idea. You are lucky I love you.”
  • “That cop did not find it as funny as we did.”
  • “I told you not to hum the law and order theme song while we were being given a speeding ticket!!”
Imagine your OTP

Person A: Hey! Look at this new white t-shirt that I bought! Whatcha think about it?

Person B: *hand gesturing to the throat* *whispers* sore throat.

Person C: *is holding a bucket of water* *accidentally spills it on Person A* Oopsie Daisy!

Person A: *got wet* *shirt sticks to the body*

Person B:

Person B:

Person B: *throat is drier than ever*

washing a binder when your parents don't know you have one

okay so you’re probably gonna want to wait until your parents aren’t home so they don’t get suspicious. I do this every Friday as my school finishes early and my dad is normally not home for another 20 minutes

1. fill a sink or bucket with cold soapy water
2. scrub the binder until it’s clean
3. rinse out all of the soap
4. either let the binder air dry slightly or pat it down with a towel until it’s not dripping anymore
5. leave it to dry completely. you can hang it on a coat hanger then put a shirt over the top so you can’t see the binder

If Attack on Titan was in the style of “The Office”

Eren: *gets to work two hours before everyone else*

“HAHA those cowards. If they were real soldiers then they would be here early like me!” 

*falls asleep*

*wakes up as everyone is going home and realizes he slept through the entire work day* 

“DAMMIT!” 

*explains to Mikasa and Armin that it was the fault of the titans” 

Mikasa: *glares angrily at Eren flirting with Levi*

“There’s no one here that I hate. However, if a certain individual in the survey corps were to suddenly catch fire and I was the only one who had a bucket of water…I’d drink the water.” 

*smiles evilly at Levi* 

Armin: *chaos erupting behind him*

“In my opinion, do I think I am smarter than everyone else?”

 *turns around to see everyone being dumb and building on fire*

“I would say it’s more of a fact.”

Jean: *staring at Marco* 

“Who do I think is the hottest in the trainee corps?”

 *shot of Marco doing something so unbelievably adorable and Jean blushing* 

“Yeah…I’d have to say me.” 

Marco: *smiling into the camera looking all cute*

“I know I said I’d wait till marriage but Jean told me that God can’t see in the dark.”

 *blushes*

Reiner: *looking at Connie doing something stupid*

“Connie is the Survey Corps idiot. No one really knows how he is still alive.”

Bert: *looks anxiously into the camera*

“So umm….do you guys like….always record us…..even when we are having private conversations?” 

*shot of Bert and Reiner and Annie talking about being Titans* 

“Because ummm…..if you do…..that’s not cool bro.” 

Annie: *rolling her eyes*

“Look I’m here for two reasons and two reasons only. One, to get me a piece of that blonde booty over there 

*shot of Armin holding back Eren from punching Jean* 

and two, to murder everyone in their sleep.”

Sasha: *looking blankly into the camera and smiling*

“Every once in a while they make me murder a giant naked person. At first I was opposed to it but then I started noticing that every time I kill one they feed me. So here I am.”

Connie: *wearing a pink toupee* 

“Reiner said pink really brings out my eyes” 

*Reiner laughing his ass off in the back* 

“I think he’s right cause everyone in the trainee corps won’t stop staring at me.”

*everyone in the back rolling on the floor crying of laughter* 

Erwin: *on the topic of Levi*

“I’m not really sure what Levi does around here. He kind of just showed up and started killing Titans. I remember that day very clearly because my eyebrows were the fleekiest they have ever been. Did I say that right? Fleekiest? Fleeky? Fleek? I’m not sure, I heard a child say it once so I thought I’d sprinkle it into my vocabulary to make me sound hipper.” 

Levi: *sleeping in a chair* *talking in his sleep*

“Yeah……oh yeah….you’re so dirty. You’re a dirty little cabinet aren’t you?” 

*wakes up and sees camera* 

“Do you really have to record me while I sleep? Don’t you guys ever have to take a shit?” 

Hanji: *takes off her glasses* 

“Oh these things? They’re fake. I wear them to make myself look smarter. They actually impair my vision quite severely. But you have to pick and choose your battles, am I right?” 

*points finger guns at camera and winks* 

Moblit: *Hanji causes a science experiment to explode causing Moblit to lose his eyebrows*

“Honestly, at this point, I’m not even mad at her. I’m just mad at myself.”

Squad Levi: *Gunther, Eld, and Oluo wrapping each other in scotch tape* *Petra shaking her head in disapproval*

Petra- “I used to partake in their shenanigans until one day I realized I wasn’t 6 years old.” 


(I wish I could draw these but I cannot draw) *cries*