bucket of farts

So I’m at the best place on earth: April Fair in Sevilla and it’s hot as balls and I’m surrounded by Spanish beauties and gorgeous caballeros. I broke my fan last night when I dropped it after many glasses of Manzanilla, and I couldn’t find one so a childrens’ candy vendor at the fair gave me this piece of cardboard, which was so kind but it translates to BUCKET OF FARTS!

You’re welcome,

xx Catalina