“We’re not good friends. Most of us never found the time to get to know you, but that doesn’t mean we haven’t noticed you. We don’t talk about it much, but it’s no secret that Sunnydale High isn’t really like other high schools. A lot of weird stuff happens here. But whenever there was a problem or something creepy happened, you seemed to show up and stop it. Most of the people here have been saved by you or helped by you at one time or another. We’re proud to say that the class of ‘99 has the lowest mortality rate of any graduating class in Sunnydale history, and we know at least part of that is because of you. So the senior class offers its thanks and gives you this.
It’s from all of us, and it has written here, “Buffy Summers, Class Protector”.“
Thank you so much for asking. It's been tough lately, yeah. Two days ago I was sobbing at a pizza buffet and they asked me to leave. I've been looking at some dog adoption websites. Bought a bunch scented candles. I cut off part of my hair. You know, your basic bottoming-out kind of stuff.
Yeah, normally people tell you to talk about your problems. I'm gonna recommend you bottle that noise up.