btvs s02

Giles: Um, this vampire who escaped, did you see what he took?
Buffy: No, but I could take a guess and say it was something old.
Giles: You made no effort to find out what was taken?
Buffy: Have a cow, Giles! I just figured it was your everyday vamp hijinks.
Giles: Well, what if it wasn’t? This could be very serious! I mean, i- i-if you’d made an effort to, uh, to be more thorough in your observations…
Buffy: Y'know, if you don’t like the way I’m doing my job, why don’t you find somebody else? Oh, that’s right, there can only be one. As long as I’m alive, there is no one else. Well, there you go! I don’t have to be the Slayer. I could be dead.
Giles: That wasn’t terribly funny. You notice I don’t laugh.
Buffy: Wouldn’t be much of a change. Either way I’m bored, constricted, I never get to shop, and my hair and fingernails still continue to grow. So really, when you think about it, what’s the diff?

Favorite Caps per Episode
Buffy the Vampire Slayer - 02x09 - “What’s My Line Part. 1”

Joyce: Do you wanna rent a movie tonight?
Buffy: Sounds like fun.
Joyce: Just nothing with horror in it. Or romance. Or men.
Buffy: I guess we’re ‘Thelma and Louise'ing it again.
Joyce: Mm-hm. Good call. I still think he’s gonna jump out at me. Especially after what the police found in his house. It’s just too horrible.
Buffy: I wouldn’t worry. He’s not coming back.
Joyce: I wish I could be so sure.
Buffy: Trust me. He’s on the scrap heap. Of life.

Favorite Caps per Episode 
Buffy the Vampire Slayer - 02x11 - “Ted”

Buffy: Um, how do you know all this?
Kendra: From me studies. 
Buffy: So, obviously you have a lot of free time. 
Kendra: I study because it is required. The Slayer handbook insists on it. 
Willow: There’s a Slayer handbook? 
Buffy: Wait. Handbook? What handbook? How come I don’t have a handbook? 
Willow: Is there a T-shirt, too? ‘Cause that would be cool… 
Giles: After meeting you, Buffy, I realized that, uh, the handbook would be of no use in your case. 
Buffy: Well, what do you mean it would be of no use in my case? Wha- what’s wrong with my case? 
Giles: Uh, Kendra, um, perhaps you’d like to show me the, the part in, uh, Dramius Six where, uh, uh, where it refers to the Order of Taraka. Really, I-I, I seem to have never been able to get through that book. It was a bit stodgy. 
Kendra: It was difficult. All dose footnotes. 
Buffy: Hello, and welcome to planet pocket protector.


Favorite Caps per Episode
Buffy the Vampire Slayer - 02x10 - “What’s My Line Part. 2”