btvs 7x19

Generally, I dislike Spike, but this…
  • Andrew:  I bet even covert operatives eat curly fries. They're really good.
  • Spike:  Not as good as those onion blossom things.
  • Andrew:  Ooh, I love those.
  • Spike:  Yeah, me too.
  • Andrew:  It's an onion and it's a flower. I don't understand how such a thing is possible.
  • Spike:  Oh, see, the genius of it is, you soak it in ice water for an hour so it holds its shape. Then you deep-fry it, root-side up, for about five minutes.
  • Andrew:  Masterful.
  • Spike:  Yeah…. Tell anyone we had this conversation, I'll bite you.
  • Andrew:  Right.