btvs 101


“Hey, you’re leaving already?”

“Oh, Xander, have you seen Willow?”

“Not tonight, no”

“She left with a guy.”

“We’re talking about Willow, right? Scoring at the Bronze. Work it, girlfriend-”

“No, I need to find her. Where would he take he?”

“Why? Oh, hey! I hope he’s not a vampire. Because then you might have to slay him.”

“Was there a school bulletin? Was it in the newspaper? Is there anyone in this town who doesn’t know I’m the slayer?”