btob scenarios

How I see kpop groups and their traits

Exo: referred to as gods by the future generation; they could release an album full of high pitched screaming and still would make the best selling kpop album; china line who?; we are 1 what?; korean members with chinese stage names; don’t let the satan near you; yehet, kkaebsong; give Sehun lines

Bts: from nowhere to everywhere; hyperactive kids making good music; kids with mental health issues doing vanalism; they look at you - you faint;  shit down, beach - bitch?, ikskjuz miii; zoo; give Jin lines

Ikon: B.I, Bobby and friends; favoritism by yg; “the next bigbang”, but yg seems to forget about them so does the crowd; being hyped up then ending up disappointed; capable of doing good music but refuses to; give chanwoo lines

Got7: no mvs in the future just videos of them dabbing; b side tracks always better than the titles; acrobatics until their neck breaks; not so creative fandom name; bamx2 is big; jaCSon, hard carry by Monsta x

Winner: searching for them - error404: nowhere to be found; somewhere in the yg building; Taehyun had enough shit, wants his own band, searching for members through tumblr; capable of being unique, yg aint letting them; let them break out   

Day6: now 5live, nope, day8, members: sungjin, wonpil, dowoon, youngk, jae, chicken little, brian, younghyun; the one who has a stage name but seems like everyone is forgetting about it; dancing king; hashtag king; let dowoon sing

Astro: too much sugar in my eyes i can’t see; too pure for you; won’t ever do other than cute concepts;  michael jackson; giant maknae; voice cracks for life; new generation of flower boys

Seventeen: too many; pledis has a thing for girly boys; pledis’ only income; leg breaking choreos; adore u remakes as title tracks; no dark concepts in the future; sebeuntin; carrots, mounteen; slipping here and there; dino nugu aegi; thughao, 10:10; divaboo; noone looks like suga; jeongcheol, meanie; give china line lines

Vixx: concept kings but kinda ran out of concepts; oldschool kpop feel; from vixx ravi to solo ravi - full upgrade; one of the prettiest fandom names; endless leader bullying; serial killer; let the maknae line sing

Shinee: going strong since 2008; people seem to pay less attention to them; taemin upgraded; weird fashion taste - key; cola cola; don’t sleep on them

Infinite: dope intros - give you chills; old kpop sound, unique sound; scorpion dance, live singing + synchronized choreos; dinosaur who’s laugh can be heard without a mic; endless leader and maknae bullying; saved woollim; give sungyeol and sungjong lines

Monsta x: future strippers; stuck between hiphop and sexy concepts; wtf is going on here mvs, gay mvs; cringiest fandom name; weird noises by the rapper; damn daniel; how to learn hungarian by changkyun; abs, memes; ten years later: waiting for their first win; mosta x, moista x, monster x;  give hyungwon lines; 

Bigbang: legends; noone can dance, too lazy to dance; fashionistas; min hyorin; yg = bigbang

B.a.p: started to rise - shit happened - nobody cares about them anymore; getting killed or killing others in mvs; unappreciated dancers and rappers; high notes for life; actual meaningful lyrics

Block b: zico and the boys; biggest weirdos of them all; no friendship just business; give jaehyo lines

Nct: taeyong and the boys; pouring salt at the wounds; mess of a noise music; rotating as much that i can already see the tornado; dozens of units; horrible fashion; unnecessary ps; damn hoverboard skills; great vocals being hidden; johnny somehow managed to get out; let hansol free; give lines to everyone

Pentagon: putting them through an unnecessary scripted survival show to make people foget about some disbanded groups (4minute); sm and yg let some gems slip out from their hands, at least they are not in the dungeon; giants and dwarfs; ugly crying; lame jokes; ultrasound screams; nudity; wooyu; yutoda; give shinwon lines

Btob: being forgotten by cube; weird, extra; slowly turning into a ballad group; is minhyuk a rapper?; give peniel lines

Beast: what is happening with u cube? shit happened; new name - bea5t?;  lost their spirit after shit happned; great lives 

Suju: waiting for ot15; shit still happening; growing out of kpop; concepts don’t match their age; still waiting for kibum; don’t forget about zhoumi & henry; diaries of a married man; being succesful in the military

Nu’est: best debut song ever; had the most potential as a rookie group; pledis messed up; now they’re popular anywhere besides korea; getting worse and worse title songs; aesthetic mvs; creative fandom name; again pledis has a thing for girly boys

Ft Island: hongki and the others; awesome dope music (let’s not count puppy here); people don’t appreciate quality music anymore; this gem is lost in the ocean of cute, badass & hiphop concepts; pretty fandom name

Cnblue: another gem; better japanese releases; boring new songs because they have to fit into the kpop standard; yonghwa’s unique teeth; visuals; let the others sing

SF9: another group coming from a survival show; covering their seniors’ songs so they can’t even recognize them; thumbs up for the K.O choreography; don’t go with them to amusement parks; deep af voice maknae; park jimin 2.0; hwiyoung got them lines in roar

KNK: a bunch of idiots - literally; tall af; models af; old school kpop feels; if you hear someone laugh hysterically from afar it’s probably them; falling dramatically to the floor while doing so; choking sounds; don’t let them feed you; horlolololo; astro x knk; bullying sanha

2PM: definition of men; hella hot bodies; starting to be unknown; when was their latest first win?; manly concepts; awesome vocals; the rap is still meh; go crazy is a jam y’all; great actors

U-Kiss: so many member changes; lit songs, but not getting appreciation; don’t complain about your faves not getting 1st place like 2 months after debut - it took for them years; the first kpop fathers; they need a comeback soon

B1A4: great vocals again; don’t let them being forgotten; cnu just rocks the short hair admit it; baby i’m sorry is one of the best kpop songs; but great ballads as well

Teen top: they need to go back to their previous style; cap rocking them tattoos; hilariously funny group - watch their weekly idol; promoting as five now - anticipate their comeback

Everyone please note that i dont mean to offend neither the groups neither the fans. its just for fun and me being 100% sarcastic by these statements. i love and respect these groups with all my heart!
sorry, its a bit long.

BTOB’s Google Search History

Eunkwang

  • “how to talk to girls”
  • “how to ask your managers to let you join rap line”
  • “can i still get taller at 26 years old”
  • “why dont my kids respect me as their hyung”
  • “is there really a shirtless scene in hamlet”

Minhyuk

  • “what is a furry and why is everyone calling me one”
  • “the lion king disney online free”
  • “matching outfits for dogs and owners”
  • “what is the best selfie angle”
  • “minhyuk btob abs”

Changsub

  • “what is the loudest noise a person can make”
  • “is there a dumplings only diet”
  • “musicals near me looking for roles”
  • “how to become a professional skateboarder”
  • “how to look chic while sleeping”

Hyunsik

  • “where is the nearest supreme location”
  • “kpop idols best eye smiles”
  • “how to get legal custody of a cat”
  • “what is my perfect aesthetic”
  • “how are you today google”

Peniel

  • “how to become a licensed youtuber”
  • “dope video editing techniques (no star swipes)”
  • “can i unlearn a language so i dont have to talk to my hyungs”
  • “can i sneak a bedlington terrier on a plane”
  • “btobs month to month calendar schedule”

Ilhoon

  • “i think gucci stole my bank account number”
  • “is there a way to delete every gwiyomi video on the internet”
  • “who’s the hottest member in btob”
  • “ten facts you didnt know about jung ilhoon”
  • “is jung ilhoon the number one rapper in the industry”

Sungjae

  • “why isn’t eleven pronounced onety-one”
  • “fishing memes”
  • “fishing memes FUNNY”
  • “i think i just sold my soul for a klondike bar”
  • “is anyone in all of S Korea looking for an actor to sell a product”
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Sungjae Wallpapers/Lockscreens

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BTOB: dating Ilhoon would include

▪ will try v v hard to get you to notice him at first
▪ like he’ll try and make himself look smart and hard to get
▪ but he’d only make himself look like a smart ass and a dork smh
▪ he would unintentionally be rude to you or someone else and he’ll kick himself for that bc he only wanted to make a good impression
▪ but you’d be able to see what he’s trying to do and mess with him a little
▪ and the flirting would go back and forth until eventually yall can’t take the tension anymore and someone has to make a move
▪ but it would actually be Changsub who does it bc yall are so annoying when you’re trying to be cute and play hard to get
▪ “yahhh, get a room already. Nobody wants to hear Ilhoon talking about y/n whenever she’s not here. Just ask her out you dummy” *eye roll*
▪ so without even blushing or stuttering a word, he’d ask you to be his and to let him have the pleasure of being your bf
▪ lol and you thought the teasing would stop there
▪ yall can’t be seen together in front of them unless you want to see Sungjae and Eunkwang pretending to suck faces and moaning Ilhoon’s name
▪ but they can’t help it, he talks about you 24/7 and he’s so smitten and it’s so gross and they just wanna have that kinda love but they’re all alone and aw
▪ so you two would be alone often obv
▪ this bookworm will read to you whenever you ask him and he’d be low key excited if you do
▪ bc he loves sharing his love for whatever he’s reading and loves hearing your thoughts about everything
▪ but sometimes you’ll lay down and listen to music as he’s softly stroking your hair and kissing your temple
▪ cuddles with him are the best ofc
▪ he won’t do it often, but when he does, it’s mama bear mode
▪ as in he wraps his whole body around yours and listen to your heartbeat as you lay quietly
▪ dates with him are always fun and exciting bc you’ll never know what’s gonna happen
▪ someone passed out? Someone chasing after you? A clown getting arrested? Who knows with Ilhoon tbh
▪ always needs to have his hands on you somewhere  (doesn’t like skinship my butt lmao)
▪ well ok yeah he might’ve been hesitant at first but later on he’s so cheesy and wants to have his arms around you every chance he gets
▪ honestly fights with him might be very bad, but very rare
▪ as I’ve said before, he won’t care about hurting your feelings at first bc he’s trying to be logical and avoid further arguments
▪ so later he’ll have to do lots of apologizing and give you lots of sweet kisses
▪ he spoils you so much smh
▪ he loves hearing your laugh and will act a fool just to hear it one more time
▪ definitely the jealous type, beware (will try not to show it tho)
▪ like he won’t hesitate to kiss you hella hard or grab you hella close in front of whoever he’s feeling threatened by
▪ his heart will beat so fast when you kiss all over his tattoos and admire them
▪ will jokingly say that he wants to get your name tattooed on him, but he’s low key not joking lmao
▪ he’ll always be your problematic fave 💞

Originally posted by geokkulo

(His smile jfc why you gotta do this smh)